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[ECrownofFire]

And? I'm the first person to have a serf. Which is pretty much the first person to have a person.

I haven't been following the thread but just to be sure, I am not your serf. I am the member of a very secluded gay cult.

I think. Honestly, I feel kinda gypped. I wasn't told I was going to be the only other member! I joined to meet people!

I am in the process of recruiting... suitable members.

So, who else wants to join my secluded gay cult? We have cookies and longswords.

Is longswords some kind of phallic euphemism?

[Josephus]

No, we're warrior monks. We stab the cookies with our longswords. And then eat them. Furiously.

[Jackrabbit]

So, yes.

[Tack]

Well that sucks. I'm expelling that cult from my borders, and convicting you all as witches. MAN-WITCHES.

[Aqizzar]

Ah, my kingdom flourishes.  If only I had the inspiration or mental acuity to help think of a name or anything.  I'm dead tired, you guys can figure it out.  I have confidence in all of you.

As for editing the OP or whatever, no.  You want to play this game, you can navigate the thread yourselves.  If you want a central post to keep stuff in, then I suggest making a new thread once you've got your little game hammered into shape.  I might post a link in the OP then, and probably lock the thread for safe keeping.

[Tack]

If by 'safe keeping' you mean 'Immortilisation', then absolutely.

[ECrownofFire]

This is the most successful derail I have ever seen.

[maxicaxi]

This is the most successful derail I have ever seen.

so true

[Tack]

I have a banner now. I'll edit in a coat of arms later, when I figure out how to get a coat of arms.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1. The background symbolises the desert. Der.
2. The thing on the left represents the distinctive obelisks I had built in the middle of the desert, to guide travellers through the desert- inevitably passing through my city. Good for business. It is black so that it can be seen clearly during the day, with a white limestone inverted triangle on each of it's three faces, so that it can be seen at night.

[Armok]

I'm joining this, image edit and trade details coming soon with n edit of this post...

Edit:

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I claim the fiefdom Land of Pain and Production

Exports:
 - rigths to travel the channel
 - Valuable sea nymph baby bone crafts
 - horribly traumatized, not-so-horny sea nymph slaves.
Imports:
 - damn horny sea nymphs
 - food

Factory Farming Forever! ^_^

[Josephus]

Well that sucks. I'm expelling that cult from my borders, and convicting you all as witches. MAN-WITCHES.

Thou cannot. We serve the rightful King, and will not deign to obey the whims of a border lord.

[Jackrabbit]

Aqizzar has the final say on that.

Fear not. We can get our man-lovin's elsewhere.

[Wimdit]

Ah, my kingdom flourishes.  If only I had the inspiration or mental acuity to help think of a name or anything.  I'm dead tired, you guys can figure it out.  I have confidence in all of you.

As for editing the OP or whatever, no.  You want to play this game, you can navigate the thread yourselves.  If you want a central post to keep stuff in, then I suggest making a new thread once you've got your little game hammered into shape.  I might post a link in the OP then, and probably lock the thread for safe keeping.

I guess this is how diplomacy works. We have a deal, my lord Baron, though I refuse at present to recognize your authority as king.

[Archangel]

I haven't read all of this thread yet, but:

I, Faithwarden Archangel, Smiter of Shadows, Slayer of Demons, Killer of Monsters, Hero of Many Stories, Pledge that  I and my Crusaders of Justice shall ensure that Justice is always done, and we Swear to protect those that cannot protect themselves. My mighty fortress stands just down the road a bit from the King's castle.

[Armok]

Look at my previus poist again, i edited it with the joining info. My fheifdoom is bu the chanel labelled" N-chan"