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[Cthulhu]

Samurai are comparable to jet fighters though.

[KaelGotDwarves]

Yeah! The only way to solve this debate is to have an english longbowman and crossbowman on age of empires 2 duel to the death!

Winner takes all.

[Creaca]

Obviously the Chinese player will win as he conquers the seas with those crazy turtle boats.

[Jackrabbit]

If the shoe fits...

Tanks aren't shoes, either.

Obviously the Chinese player will win as he conquers the seas with those crazy turtle boats.

I think the Chinese got repeating crossbows, actually, which is funny considering the discussion. You're thinking of Vikings or Norsemen or something.

EDIT: KOREANS. 그것은 한국인했다.

[KaelGotDwarves]

Obviously the Chinese player will win as he conquers the seas with those crazy turtle boats.

Fucking Koreans man. Every game the "kekekekekeke ^ ^", can't get it out of my head.

[Creaca]

Koreans! That was the dudes! Man, that boat was like the Knight of the seas. And British fireboats where like the Arbalest of the seas.

Oh yeah.

[sonerohi]

This thread is responsible for 99% of global AIDS.

[Armok]

So, in exchange of Aqizzar giving us land, we'll have to implant our brains into tanks?
Can we atleast have legs and some kind of arm on the tanks we'll become?

Also, how are we going to enjoy the buffets and whores if we dont have any of the neccesery bodyparts?

[Cthulhu]

This thread is responsible for 99% of global AIDS.

The other 1% is yo momma!

Ooooooh!

[Bandages]

If you guys are gonna do feudalism, I'm gonna go join the huns.

Yeah have fun toiling while I'm off raping your peasant ladies.

 

[KaelGotDwarves]

Yeah have fun toiling while I'm off raping your peasant ladies.

Enjoy your 99% of AIDs man.

[Aqizzar]

Oh God, I make a call for debate on the merits of feudalism, and you people go off on another nerd tangent about crossbows and religions.  See, this is why we can't have nice discussions, always nerding it up about off-topic crap.

I don't know what all this talk of monarchs and slavery is.  Who says a feudal economy has to be unfair and repressive?  Everybody gives up a portion of their growings to the local magistrate, who can be elected by the people for all I care, and in exchange the magistrate uses the crops to pays his laborers to make arms and roads for his armies to protect the growers from marauding bandits and other lords.  You can even apply it to realms besides agriculture, like indie programming or cybernetics research, as long as you can find some robots or slaves or robot slaves to make all the food.  I mean, it's so simple it has to be good.

Of course, the whole thing falls apart when you let those damn merchants and guildsmen in.  Fucking guildsmen, bargaining in groups for profitable exchange and market control instead of taking what they're given.  I'm the king dammit, I don't have to pay you at all if I don't want to; every shilling that leaves my hand is a gift by divine right, and you'll be thankful for it, dammit.

[Jackrabbit]

Sounds good, my liege.

[DJ]

Didn't we already establish that knights upgrade to tanks? How can then tank be anything but the modern equivalent of knight?

[KaelGotDwarves]

Class warfare stuffs.

You created this Frankenstein of a thread Aqizzar! Only you can send it back into the abyss from whence it came.

Aqizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzar!