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[Heron TSG]

Toony came back from the future and said everyone died because there was too manly nobles and lords.  We need fighters!!!  Mages or something.

I thought this was Feudalism, not Medieval Fantasy. Did it change?

[ToonyMan]

Toony came back from the future and said everyone died because there was too manly nobles and lords.  We need fighters!!!  Mages or something.

I thought this was Feudalism, not Medieval Fantasy. Did it change?

Yes.

[ibot66]

Well, i am trying to attract large ammounts of alchholic midgets...

[Huesoo]

This is me:


If you dont like me, my hat, my sunglasses or my tie then you can go become a peasant.

I'll do my other stuff later.

[warhammer651]

Updated map

Spoiler: Ye olde map (click to show/hide)

And yeah, we need more fighting men.

[Criptfeind]

I go to sleep then this thread explodes to 17 pages? Da fuck man.

Ya.

Just as long as I don't have repeat history and have to chop my hand off and toss it onto the land to gain it from someone else (before they're) making the call like my great ancestor did. Awesome that was, mighty inconvenient it would be.

Wait that was your ancestors? Are you Irish?


Also that tax system is not what feudalism is.

Edit: Can I also have a island chain fief?

[ibot66]

I just read that thread. one of his anscestors was in a boat race. first to touch land would win. he was losing. solution? chop of his own hand and throw it to shore. it worked.
also, yes, hes irish. i think.

[Criptfeind]

Odd, I know a teacher that's ancestor was in a foot race, same thing.

I wonder of it is the same family that was corrupted or they both did it or if it is a old story that got mistaken for a fact.

[Huesoo]

This is my flag, with the sacred two headed, one footed chicken in the middle. And our motto at the top.

[Sindain]

I want to come to this great kingdom of Not-Yet-to-be-Named and found a grand church... to the all-powerful Lord Mowser!!!

P.S we wont be like those stuck up "Catholics" that Europe had... we'll be kool.

[Criptfeind]

Here is my flag: The skull represents the death of the kingdoms enemies, the back represents our unflinching devotion even in the blackest of circumstances, the weapons represent our willingness to always protect the kingdom. and the clothing items represent our budding cloth industry.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Kadzar]

I claim a fief on one side of Damn Horny Sea Nymph Lake. Anyone who disputes this claim will have to face my fleet of fishing boats.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Criptfeind]

I claim a fief on one side of Damn Horny Sea Nymph Lake. Anyone who disputes this claim will have to face my fleet of fishing boats pleasure palaces.

I am going to add my place to the map dogz

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Then I'll create my evil domain afterward.

[Aklyon]

Huesoo and Criptfeind, whats the names of your fiefs?

Spoiler: The List Of The Kingdom's Stuff (click to show/hide)

Important People:

• King Aqizzar The 'U'-less
• Lord Creaca of The Forest Fief
• Lord Barborossa of Barbos Fief
• Lord Rildar of Redship Fief
• Lord Sonerohi Of Red Plains Fief
• Lord Bandages of The Bandegian Glade
• Lord Tack of Bluegem Oasis Fief
• Lord Warhammer of Sodall A'gain Fief
• Lord Kadzar of Kadzaria Fief
• The Royal Bookkeeper (Aklyon)
• The Executioner (CrownOfFire)
• Royal Soap Alchemist (Bauglir)
• Chill Wizard (Duke)
• Lead Warrior Monk of the Order of 1+ (Josephus)

Fiefs:

• Creaca's Forest Fief of Eerie Long-legged Frolickers
• Barbos Fief, at the base of Mt. Zirzirzir.
• Redship Fief, on Rildar Coast
• The Bandegian Glade, Lord Bandages' fief.
• Red Plains Fief, on the Red Plains.
• Bluegem Oasis Fief, in the middle of the desert surrounding the Oasis.
• Sodall A'gain Fief, on Warhammerer Coast
• Kadzaria Fief, on the east coast of Damn Horny Sea Nymph Lake
• (a claim on the other side of Damn Horny Sea Nymph Lake)
• (a claim on the badlands)
• (a claim on part of the underground)
• (another coastal fief claim)

Other Entities:

• The Order of 1+, Monastic Order.
• The Knights Of Time
• Assorted Bandits, Bandit Groups, and other Nuisances.
• The small fief to the north called Erkinshire, not part of the Kingdom yet.

General:

• Government style:laizy faire feudalism.
• Knights!
• Crossbows
• Longbows
• A denial that getting a sword out of yonder lake does not make you King.
• 1 complaint of repression
• The word 'g****' is banned.Ask someone privately if you don't know what word it is, for it is Punishable by Executioner.
• 1 complaint that someone didn't vote for the King
• several flags, but no National flag yet.
• varying amounts of artistic talent or lack of it.
• A Map

The Kingdom needs A name, Fighters, and National Flag.