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[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Can I be a barbarian hero?

If you can find some barbarians to hero for.

I could be a dark Lord instead, then I get an evil fiefdom. I think the only difference is that I get orcs instead of peasants.

[Josephus]

No no, this holy order thing. Sounds boss.

Damn. Now we'll have to change the name to "The Order of Two."

Welcome to the ranks of the Order of Two, formerly known as the Order of One. You must obey all our precepts and serve your king and your Lord righteously and valiantly.

Also, no sex with women. As previously stated, men is fine.

Why not just call it "The Order of 1+"?

It shall be so, good fellow.

[Aklyon]

I thought the bookkeeper's claim on: areas were areas that had yet to be claimed. Hence, I claimed the badlands.

theres already a claim on the badlands, or are you the one who did the first claim?

[warhammer651]

are there any fiefs left to claim? 'Cause the way I see it, there is no way this could go wrong in any possible manner.

We have nay map, so theres probably still extra space left.

Then I claim the coastal fief, heraldry, name, and banner coming shortly

[Aklyon]

claims updated

Spoiler: The List Of The Kingdom's Stuff (click to show/hide)

Important People:

• King Aqizzar The 'U'-less
• Lord Creaca of The Forest Fief
• Lord Barborossa of Barbos Fief
• Lord Rildar of Redship Fief
• Lord Sonerohi Of Red Plains Fief
• Lord Bandages of The Bandegian Glade
• The Royal Bookkeeper (Aklyon)
• The Executioner (CrownOfFire)
• Lead Warrior Monk of the Order of 1+ (Josephus)
• The Knight Of Time (ToonyMan)

Fiefs:

• Creaca's Forest Fief of Eerie Long-legged Frolickers
• Barbos Fief, at the base of Mt. Zirzirzir.
• Redship Fief, on Rildar Coast
• The Bandegian Glade, Lord Bandages' fief.
• Red Plains Fief, on the Red Plains.
• (a claim on a nearby lake that may have horny sea nymphs)
• (a claim on the badlands)
• (a claim on part of the underground)
• (a claim on the oasis and surrounding desert area)
• (another 2 coastal fief claims)

Other Entities:

• The Order of 1+, Monastic Order.
• Assorted Bandits, Bandit Groups, and other Nuisances.
• 1 Dark Lord

General:

• Government style:laizy faire feudalism.
• Knights!
• Crossbows
• Longbows
• A denial that getting a sword out of yonder lake does not make you King.
• 1 complaint of repression
• The word 'guild' is banned. Punishable by Executioner.
• 1 complaint that someone didn't vote for the King
• some flags
• varying amounts of artistic talent or lack of it.

[Tack]

I thought the bookkeeper's claim on: areas were areas that had yet to be claimed. Hence, I claimed the badlands.

theres already a claim on the badlands, or are you the one who did the first claim?

No, which saddens me. Therefore I get the city on the oasis and surrounding fiefdom of desert.
And it shall be... The bluegem oasis fief.
A place of majesty, and wonder, where you can get movies as authentic as that 100% solid gold rolex yes sir very good buy sir you won't regret it sir. Where you can sell all of your jewelry which has absolutely no family history whatsoever. Where assassination is still an honest-to-god trade. Where all religions are accepted, even the more... unsavoury ones. Like the doomsday cheese cult, or the order of 1+. And I've got my own big arse standing army, which do pretty much but get paid to walk around town and look fat and official, and collect taxes in certain places, or from certain syndicates, where taxpayers wouldn't normally be welcome. And kill invading nomadic bandits and the like- it's a job of 1000 skills- Because we've got no fertile ground for farmers, so being a soldier is probably the best lawful job you can possibly aspire to when you're a lower class citizen.

What an amazing place.

Banner and heraldry etc, later.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

If I'm a dark lord, I demand I be called Dark Lord Maggarg the Maleficent Magnificence!
I shall rule the Grim Forest of Nur from my Evil Citadel. I will make sure I only employ the fattest, stupidest henchmen I can find, the kind who won't notice if a washerwoman has a beard and keeps his keys on a big hook on his belt.

[Josephus]

To be honest, I'm simply trying to recreate the Sacred Band of Thebes, who defeated a Spartan army (of two thousand) with three hundred men.

Their particular gimmick should be somewhat obvious, but if it's not, I leave the curious to find out the details.

[Tack]

To be honest, I'm simply trying to recreate the Sacred Band of Thebes, who defeated a Spartan army (of two thousand) with three hundred men.

Their particular gimmick should be somewhat obvious, but if it's not, I leave the curious to find out the details.

Re-creation!? Well that mocks our entire modern-feudalism idea.

[Murphy]

"Warning - while you were reading 2 5 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post".
I was going to claim a desert... omg, ninja'd.
Ah, whatever.

[Josephus]

To be honest, I'm simply trying to recreate the Sacred Band of Thebes, who defeated a Spartan army (of two thousand) with three hundred men.

Their particular gimmick should be somewhat obvious, but if it's not, I leave the curious to find out the details.

Re-creation!? Well that mocks our entire modern-feudalism idea.

Remember, we monks have a long tradition of hoarding historical texts for devious purposes.

Your modern feudalism is itself a recreation of Sir Walter Scott's ideas of economic development!

... okay, no it isn't.

[Aklyon]

"Warning - while you were reading 2 5 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post".
I was going to claim a desert... omg, ninja'd.
Ah, whatever.

well theres plenty of land left, grab some. except on the coast, theres already 1 fief and 2 claims there, and thats enough until we have a map and know how many coastlines or parts of coastlines there are to give out.
There are now 6 Fiefs! (and 5 other land claims)

Spoiler: The List Of The Kingdom's Stuff (click to show/hide)

Important People:

• King Aqizzar The 'U'-less
• Lord Creaca of The Forest Fief
• Lord Barborossa of Barbos Fief
• Lord Rildar of Redship Fief
• Lord Sonerohi Of Red Plains Fief
• Lord Bandages of The Bandegian Glade
• Lord Tack of Bluegem Oasis Fief
• The Royal Bookkeeper (Aklyon)
• The Executioner (CrownOfFire)
• Lead Warrior Monk of the Order of 1+ (Josephus)
• The Knight Of Time (ToonyMan)

Fiefs:

• Creaca's Forest Fief of Eerie Long-legged Frolickers
• Barbos Fief, at the base of Mt. Zirzirzir.
• Redship Fief, on Rildar Coast
• The Bandegian Glade, Lord Bandages' fief.
• Red Plains Fief, on the Red Plains.
• Bluegem Oasis Fief, in the middle of the desert surrounding the Oasis.
• (a claim on a nearby lake that may have horny sea nymphs)
• (a claim on the badlands)
• (a claim on part of the underground)
• (another 2 coastal fief claims)

Other Entities:

• The Order of 1+, Monastic Order.
• Dark Lord Maggarg the Maleficent Magnificence, Evil Ruler of whatever is in The Grim Forest of Nur!
• Assorted Bandits, Bandit Groups, and other Nuisances.

General:

• Government style:laizy faire feudalism.
• Knights!
• Crossbows
• Longbows
• A denial that getting a sword out of yonder lake does not make you King.
• 1 complaint of repression
• The word 'g****' is banned.Ask someone privately if you don't know what word it is, for it is Punishable by Executioner.
• 1 complaint that someone didn't vote for the King
• some flags
• varying amounts of artistic talent or lack of it.

[Heron TSG]

I'll make us a map.

[warhammer651]

The Coastal Fife of Sodall a'gain

Motto: quare abyssus non (why the hell not)

[Aklyon]

Motto: quare abyssus non (why the hell not)

seeing The King's really lax way of governing, This should be the Official Motto of the Yet-To-Be-Named Kingdom.
all who agree say Aye!

Spoiler: The List Of The Kingdom's Stuff (click to show/hide)

Important People:

• King Aqizzar The 'U'-less
• Lord Creaca of The Forest Fief
• Lord Barborossa of Barbos Fief
• Lord Rildar of Redship Fief
• Lord Sonerohi Of Red Plains Fief
• Lord Bandages of The Bandegian Glade
• Lord Tack of Bluegem Oasis Fief
• Lord Warhammer of Sodall A'gain Fief
• The Royal Bookkeeper (Aklyon)
• The Executioner (CrownOfFire)
• Lead Warrior Monk of the Order of 1+ (Josephus)
• The Knight Of Time (ToonyMan)

Fiefs:

• Creaca's Forest Fief of Eerie Long-legged Frolickers
• Barbos Fief, at the base of Mt. Zirzirzir.
• Redship Fief, on Rildar Coast
• The Bandegian Glade, Lord Bandages' fief.
• Red Plains Fief, on the Red Plains.
• Bluegem Oasis Fief, in the middle of the desert surrounding the Oasis.
• Sodall A'gain Fief, on Warhammerer Coast
• (a claim on a nearby lake that may have horny sea nymphs)
• (a claim on the badlands)
• (a claim on part of the underground)
• (another coastal fief claim)

Other Entities:

• The Order of 1+, Monastic Order.
• Dark Lord Maggarg the Maleficent Magnificence, Evil Ruler of whatever is in The Grim Forest of Nur!
• Assorted Bandits, Bandit Groups, and other Nuisances.

General:

• Government style:laizy faire feudalism.
• Knights!
• Crossbows
• Longbows
• A denial that getting a sword out of yonder lake does not make you King.
• 1 complaint of repression
• The word 'g****' is banned.Ask someone privately if you don't know what word it is, for it is Punishable by Executioner.
• 1 complaint that someone didn't vote for the King
• several flags, but no National flag yet.
• varying amounts of artistic talent or lack of it.