From the Journal of Pittsy Pagetongs, Miner
I have these dreams, sometimes. More like nightmares, really. In it, I am falling, and falling, yet never moving and all about me the other dwarves stare and scream, and then i wake up. I don't quite know what it means, but a few of those elf-loving water drinkers in engraving sometimes point and say "He's the one who fell through time". It probably means nothing.
As a miner, I am always looking for new ways to test my skills. Imagine my joy at us breaching the infernal depths, so many new things to kill, and the greatest challenge of all, the demonic stone. Slade. I have heard tales of the mighiest miners breaking away the stuff, before taking it back upwards to be forged into walls that no demon could ever destroy, and hammers that could smite the very gods. I went to Cog, begging his permission to plunge deeper into the depths to mine the stone under the supervision of the great champion Derm. I was so sure I could impress the great warrior with this, and so sure I could get Cog to see the stone as I see it. But, it was not to be. Our Overseer just shook his head and said "I cannot allow it, Pittsy. The sacred metal, Adamantine, is more than sufficient for our needs. Besides, slade is the stone of Hell, there is no telling what would happen if we tampered with it. In fact, I believe no Dwarf should mine that stone, there are some things that should be let alone."
Bloody elf-lover.
That night, another dream visited me. Not the one where I fall, but rather, one of inspiration. Towersoared, Tower-Soared, Tower-Sword. I laughed aloud and ran down to the forges, where Fenix the smith did his work.
"Fenix," I cried, he turned and regarded me with his forge-burned eyes and tilted his head. "Imagine," I continued, "imagine our warriors marching to meet our foes with great swords! Yes, Towersoared, home of the towering swords! If humans can wield such weapons, why not us? There are legends about a human demon slayer, Guts Hawkband the Steel Handed, he wielded a blade more akin to a raw slab of iron and he slew devils by the score! Imagine our champions with such blades, they would be truly unstoppable!"
Fenix snorted, said "Are you sober? Those swords are far too big!", and turned back to his work.
Water drinking, elf-loving, goblin buggerer.
(OOC) Man I have needed to do that journal post, instead of just lurking around all the time.