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« Reply #1095 on: May 31, 2011, 10:07:50 am »

I am somehow extremely glad to my being sent out being seen as cheating.
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« Reply #1096 on: May 31, 2011, 10:29:54 am »


Cog’s Journal, 2nd of Granite 321

Whew!  What a party!  Ok time to get the rolling on projects for 321.  Priority for this year is the military tower.  Military equipment will be moved from all its temporary locations into the ground floor of the tower.  The pool will be filled and swimming training will also begin.  And most importantly, the new training barracks will be established so we can decommission the last active rooms in Old Towersoared. 

To fill the pools I’ve adjusted my design to only require a single dwarf operated pump to fill them.  It will tap the existing pump stack at the same level as the Old Towersoared magma trench and wind around existing trenches to the military tower. 

Cog’s Journal, 2nd of Felsite 321

Has it really been a month since my last entry?  I suppose it has.  Construction of the Military Tower is proceeding smoothly and without incident.  Soon we’ll be ready to flood the swimming pools and start training our military at a new skill. On the civilian side, there have been no incidents of note either. 

Cog’s Journal, 3rd of Felsite 321

Well it appears I spoke too soon.  The duke’s self serving request for goat horn items went unfulfilled.  As a result, Zasit our Mayor has been sentenced to 101 days in prison.  I had to consult the law books but apparently it is legal for a duke to throw our elected leader into prison. 

He then mandated a box or bag be crafted.  I put in the order today.  Moron. 

Cog’s Journal, 12th of Felsite 321

Well it’s about time.  I’ve just received word that a goblin siege has arrived at our fortress.  I’ll be sending Derm out to . . .

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WHAT? Apparently a Kobold siege has arrived as well!  Now I’m wishing those outer walls were done so our marksdwarves could get clear shots.  Sadly this is going to have to be a melee siege.  All hands on deck! 

OOC: Now we’re talking!  Two sieges at once!  Siege update coming next time.

@Ahra: Mad, crazy and stupid all at once!

@Karakzon: We have something more interesting!

@Urist Imiknorris: The only good goblin is a dead goblin! 

@Korva: I scribble on digital paper in Autocad and do a lot of design work that way.  I take lot of inspiration from my trip to Europe.  Medieval architecture has always fascinated me and combined with the slightly out of this world architecture of dwarves it’s a fun combination. 

My computer is a massive workhorse I purchased early this year.  Quad core system with 4 gigabytes of RAM.  I am pulling 10 – 15 fps consistently.  One of the things that really helps with fps is the evaporating stone.  About one third of the stone produced by my fortress is configured to evaporate into gas immediately upon mining.  Implementing the mod caused the great sabotage event way back in the early fortress. 

@Triaxx2: My old system was buckling as well, but its working fine on the new one.  Also helps that I’m patient and can multitask.  Actually the thing that’s helped the most is the story.  Gives more life to the simple little events in the fortress. 

@Noir: Thanks very much!

@kisame12794: Lately it’s also been squishy, squishy sieges!

@dermonster: That amuses me greatly as well! 

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« Reply #1097 on: May 31, 2011, 10:50:14 am »

WHOOOOOOO TARGET RICH ENVIROMENT!!!!!!!! the best kind.
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« Reply #1098 on: May 31, 2011, 10:59:28 am »

Not that I want this to happen IC, but I think it would be interesting if the Duke had Derm arrested right before a siege. I'm sure that would piss a few people off.
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« Reply #1099 on: May 31, 2011, 01:03:21 pm »

DAMMIT YOU'VE INVOKED MURPHY'S LAW!!!!!
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« Reply #1100 on: May 31, 2011, 03:16:23 pm »

Not that Derm is really needed. I mean, yeah, he is an impressive warrior but the chances are the kobolds will try to kill the goblins. All you need here are a few marksdwarves to take pot-shots and bets *hint* *hint*  :P
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« Reply #1101 on: May 31, 2011, 05:13:22 pm »

stop tyring to win everyones wages again like last time  :P

besides: you know we only use the teeth of all the dead as the currency, so were all going to be hopeing the goblins lose because theirs are worth more than the kobolds.
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« Reply #1102 on: May 31, 2011, 06:39:37 pm »

Oh no! Poor John, I go away on vacation and he meets an untimely end at the mandibles of a cave spider. Oh well that is the life of a hunter. Possibly the most dangerous civilian career?

If you can find the time I would love to see his tomb and any interesting engravings, also his marble monument where he died.

As for a replacement, if there is another trapper around I could play him/her as Johns apprentice, now chief fort trapper. Named Ren...
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« Reply #1103 on: June 01, 2011, 01:39:17 pm »


Events of the 14th of Felsite 321

Derm surveyed the battlefield and the reports from the lookouts and then looked back at the dwarves who had reported for duty.  His squad and a handful from others.  He could take half the siege by himself, but Cog had insisted on speed.

“Ok everyone.  We need to sweep around the outside of the fortress.  Trolls have been spotted directly west from here so I’ll take two other members of my squad that direction.  The rest of you cover the other direction.”  At random he picked two squad members.  “Lars, Thor you’re with me.  Sturist, you’re in charge of squad 2.  Move out!” 

Derm charged across the field, Thor and Lars close behind.  They tore into the trolls without hesitation or mercy.  Within seconds, the trolls had been torn to pieces by two adamantine blades and a massive platinum hammer. Nearby a squad of kobolds was looking around with some uncertainty at the sounds of screams.  As Derm, Lars and Thor moved in, they heard the sounds of pitched battle in the hills nearby . . .

Sturist: Sturist tore into the goblins while battle raged around him.  The elite squads were monsters of combat.  While Sturist did massive damage to the goblins, only one goblin head was removed by his axe.  This battle was just too crowded.  He gestured randomly at a couple dwarves.  “Go take care of the kobolds while we finish up here.”  Then he looked up and  yelled “Slow down Monty!  Wait for the rest of us!” 

Monty: Monty braced herself for battle and charged in heedless of Sturists yell.  Most dwarves thought of her as strange since she started spouting prophecy but they didn’t understand what it was to have the third eye.  Her steel blade whipped around carving goblin after goblin into a fine red paste.  Her prophecy of the fall of Derm might come someday but it would not be this day.  Not to goblins and certainly not to kobolds.  The threat was far deeper than that, she felt it in her bones.  Her blade swung again and again, carving the goblins to ribbons. 

Thor: Thor’s new weapon was a glorious thing.  The weight was impressive but well balanced.  It swung easily and brutally into troll and goblins, effortlessly crushing skulls with a single blow.  At last his power was on par with the Soulchopper!  One after another fell to the powerful blows of his hammer. 

Triaxx: Triaxx was up on the mountainside when Sturist gave the order for a couple dwarves to go after the kobolds.  At last, this was his chance.  He gripped his sword and shield and charged at the nearest Kobold.  With a single swing of his steel sword, he took the kobolds food off.  Two more swipes with his sword and the kobold was dead.  Then a spear wielding kobold was charging at him.  The kobold swung at Triaxx but he deftly dodged away, just as Derm did.  He swung several times, every strike hitting true, finally chopping the kobold clear in half.  He looked over at the now running kobold squad. 

There was one more up on the hill that was watching him.  He charged the kobold but it deftly dodged to one side.  He swung again but he missed again and then the kobold pulled out a crossbow and fired.  Triaxx felt a burst of incredible pain as a bolt slammed through his chest into his right lungh.  With a gasp of pain he began to retreat.  As the kobold began to retreat at the sight of the other dwarves approaching, it took one more shot at Triaxx.  The second bolt slammed straight through Triaxx’s shield hand. 

With a gasp of pain he collapsed to the ground, losing his grip on the shield.  Around him, he heard shouts of victory as both sieges were retreating from the area.  His last thought before he lost consciousness was the hope that Michael wasn’t too rusty from his lack of work. 

Cog’s Journal, 15th of Felsite, 321

No word on how Triaxx is doing on his recovery.  They say the first 24 hours are the most important.  According to Michael he’s unconscious but his color is good so he’s not seriously bleeding internally.  Assuming he doesn’t get an infection his prospects for recovery are good.

In the meantime, here is the final battle report from Derm.  These are the dwarves who actually participated in this battle.  Most of the others were either held in reserve by Derm or happened to be asleep when the call to arms came.  But now that war has returned to our gates there will be many opportunities for valor. 

Kills

Derm, Soulchopper - 14
Bennet, Hammerdwarf - 5
Thor, Hammerdwarf - 3
Ahra, Speardwarf - 1
Sturist, Axedwarf - 1
Lars, Sworddwarf - 12
Monty, Sworddwarf - 12
Rashem, Heron Marked – 2

OOC: No pictures today due to a glitch in my screenshot software.  But the siege killing went fairly well.  Well except for Triaxx.  Those dwarves who only got a few kills this time will be given better placement during the next siege.  I tried to cut this siege write up down to the bare essentials but I’ll expand some more in the future. 

@kisame12794: Yeah, good fun!

@Syntic: That would be terrible / hilarious!

@Thatdude: Nah, they just chill out together.  Kind of like the elephants and goblins in Boatmurdered.  I didn’t manage to get you dispatched for this one.  I’m hoping to start building the second level of the walls this year which will include fortifications for archers. 

@Karakzon: Yeah.  If bones are currency, we’re very wealthy.

@longgonejohn: Yes indeed, hunting is terribly dangerous.  I’ve sent you a PM regarding your replacement dwarf options.  I’ll be including your new dwarf and pictures of John’s tomb and memorial plates in the next update. 

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« Reply #1104 on: June 01, 2011, 05:24:16 pm »

Awww yeah, only 2 away from Derm 8)
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« Reply #1105 on: June 01, 2011, 05:49:11 pm »

Damn. Hope Triaxx recovers.
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« Reply #1106 on: June 01, 2011, 07:14:15 pm »

So does Triaxx...

Dream Sequence time: Bloody Goblin. That hurt. I'm going to kill. Why am I laying on the ground? And what happened to my hand? That's going to get infected. Where is that doctor when we need him? Probably doing the nurse. Figures.

What's that light? Pretty...

Message? What message? Why would I want to take a message?

But I'm not dead.

What do you mean yet?

Screw you.

No.

Can't you pass on a message without nearly killing me?

I don't... Okay. Fine. Look, I expect some recompense if I die.

No, eternal reincarnation is not a big help. I don't want to come back as another dwarf.

No, I don't want to spend eternity in peace and love either.

No, I want to come back as a fire breathing monster. Yes, it must have fire breath.

No, a steam breather is not an option.

Then deliver your own message.

Fine, thank you. What's the message?

"Derm lives so long as the tower soars?" That's it? I'm dying for that? Could have just written it on an elf and dropped them from the sky you know.

Oh. Sorry. I guess we'd have to invent cars first.
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« Reply #1107 on: June 02, 2011, 11:01:32 am »

Events of the 20th of Felsite, 321

Doren Uzolstrus the Hammerdwarf was walking down the hall when he heard someone moving behind him.  He gripped his hammer and turned to look but no one was there.  He turned and started walking but soon he heard footsteps again.  As he turned he suddenly felt a pressure on his head like someone was squeezing it.  He screamed in agony and then passed out. 



Doren Uzolstrus stood back up and made his way towards the magma forges.  The silvery blue metal demanded a shape.  It would be created and then he could discard this shell. 

Cog’s Journal, 24th of Felsite, 321

Well other than one of our hammerdwarves getting some sort of inspiration, we also have a young protégé of John and the second son of Bennet taking an interest in goings on of the fortress.  As such, he has asked to take on a new name as is the right of every dwarf.

Spoiler: Ren the Marksdwarf (click to show/hide)

While he wants to eventually take on John’s job as a hunter, he has decided to take on Marksdwarf training for some time first.  Another older marksdwarf has decided to retire to a quieter life so I’ve assigned him to take that place.  In his off time, he wants to continue as a trapper.  I think he’s quite enthused about providing a few more rats for the Duke. 

Cog’s Journal, 27th of Felsite, 321

Today Doren Uzolstrus came to me bearing the most glorious earring I have ever seen.  Crafted out of adamantine, I estimate it is worth 801,600 Urists. 

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I asked where he got the idea and he says he doesn’t even remember making it.  I told him not to worry about it and to head back to training. 

Chief Medical Dwarf Log, 28th of Felsite, 321

Subject: Triaxx, Sworddwarf

Crossbow injuries sustained during the siege of 321 include several cuts and lacerations to the upper body and hand.  The most severe injury is a punctured lung.  I am recommending the following course of treatment for this patient:

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Events of the 14th of Hematite, 321

Derm and his squad stood in the large empty room at the ground floor of the military tower, eyeing the floodgates with some trepidation.  They knew what was coming and were quietly hoping that Cog was good at math.  And that the floodgates leading to the main water source were sealed as well. 

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Then, with a click the floodgate opened and a torrent of water came flooding out at them.  They braced themselves for the impact and then the water was around them.  Some of them stumbled but then pulled themselves to their feet.  Long before there was any danger, the water stopped flowing just above their waists. 

 “Start kicking!” Derm shouted.  “You won’t stay afloat in this armor if you don’t kick!”   

Cog’s Journal, 16th of Hematite, 321

The pool seems to be working reasonably well in terms of not drowning anyone but I’ll be redesigning the access.  Apparently most of our military doesn’t like the water and will go out of their way to find an excuse to leave.  Mostly garbage about the location not being accessible because there is water on the floor.  I thought that was the point.  At least nobody is drowning so there won’t be too many complaints when I lock them in next time. 

On another note, Triaxx is back on his feet and has gone back to military training.   He seems ready and enthused for the next siege. 

OOC: Things are coming along.  I'll have to make sure not to leave any military locked in there during the winter when water freezes. 

@mcclay: Yup, good work!

@Urist Imiknorris: He’ll be fine!

@Triaxx2: Nice one.  Your dwarf is going to be just fine.  I’ve listed his medical treatment above and he was back on his feet quite fast. 

@longgonejohn: Your new dwarf is above.  For now I've assigned him as a trapper and as a marksdwarf to train.  He's got a lot of years ahead so we'll wait hunting until a bit later. 

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« Reply #1108 on: June 02, 2011, 02:32:08 pm »

Good to hear. I'd hate to have him die now that his tower is finished.
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« Reply #1109 on: June 03, 2011, 03:56:29 am »

I suggest routing magma under the water chambers so that you dont have to worry about winter freezings. It would be a poor way for derm to go, flash-freezing.
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