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Author Topic: A civilization's demise or "Blind bumbling" (Turn 6) STOP POSTING  (Read 5754 times)

Ochita

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Heh... Thats what I wanted.
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Koff koff koff.
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Bumpasaurus emerges roaring from the shale!

In other news...
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Turn (5) Bad Gas
« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2010, 08:25:15 am »

>_<
I could've cut this close yesterday, but I don't feel wasting that much of the writing quality on time. Plus, it's fairly easy to take time out of my day to make these, so I'm never in a rush.

Action One: Get clothed
Your mind swirls and swings. You simply can't focus enough to wrap it around getting clothed. Instead you hear the meat mass to the south beat and heavy metallic clanking to the north!



You feel a little less tense but; it's not a whole lot. Your nausea remains the same.

Action Two: Go down the hallway.
Still propelled by your generated fear, you bolt down the hallway. The red liquid pumped by the creatures (or things) begins to heighten in the hallways. The metal clad thing to the north still continues its chase.



You are less tense than before. You feel a little less nauseous but; it's not a whole lot.

Action Three: Charge!
You've simply had it with the creatures' beating and pulsing. You charge at the nearest meat mass creature. You pull your arms over your shoulder, hands above your head and swing down. Your metal pole comes down with a muffled thump upon the creature. Something inside it explodes! Globs of blood green liquid splash across your body! A vile green gas replaces the meat mass creature! The clanking of metal suddenly sounds hesitant.



The tension in your body heightens again! Your nausea feels greatly reduced!

Action Four: Re-adjust your heavy (worn) metal pole.
A sudden violence washes over your mind and body. You adjust your metal pole and hold it like a lance! The same hoarse voice booms to the north, this time in a higher tone. "YOU FOOL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" The green gas produced by the mass meat creature hovers towards you! You take a small wiff of it and immediately lose your sense of smell! The greenish gas is like a thick fog and causes you to feel dizzy!



You feel very tense! You are slightly nauseous! You feel dizzy! You can't smell a thing!

Action Five: CHARGE!
Feeling unhindered by your dizziness, you charge forward at where you remembered the last meat mass creature to be; the steady loud beating helps too. Your metal pole that has been couched as a lance hits the creature running through it completely. Unfortunately, this sends a concentrated torrent of green liquid upon you and stream of green gas. YOU ARE BLOWN AWAY!



You feel tense! You are slightly nauseous! You feel dizzy! You can't smell a thing!

While the green liquid causes you no discomfort, besides getting caught in your eyes. The gas stings your skin; it is incredibly painful! And you vomit! To add more discomfort, you are on your back and the vomit remains in your mouth. The same voice from before booms, this time with less confidence. "You're absolutely crazy! I'm out of here! -GGAH!- Who put this here!?" You hear something heavy and metallic fall. You hear something hiss to the east!



You are no longer tense. You are very nauseous! You are very dizzy! You are in much pain, but nothing seems broken. You can't smell! You can't see!

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You are very nauseous!
You are very dizzy!
You are in much pain!
-Nothing seems broken.
You can't smell!
You can't see!
Your right arm and shoulder are slightly bruised.
You own a heavy (worn) metal pole dual wielded.
-You are also covered from head to toe in green liquid on your front side of your body (relative to your face).
You only remember your first name: Stozu (Memory 0.5%)
You are definitely not alone!
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Re: A civilization's demise or "Bad Gas" (Turn 5) Four Actions
« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2010, 09:39:58 am »

>Stand up and spit out that vomit
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Re: A civilization's demise or "Bad Gas" (Turn 5) Three Actions
« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2010, 02:14:27 pm »

I need requests people!
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Re: A civilization's demise or "Bad Gas" (Turn 5) Three Actions
« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2010, 02:28:48 pm »

Go east!
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Re: A civilization's demise or "Bad Gas" (Turn 5) Two Actions
« Reply #53 on: July 09, 2010, 05:50:24 pm »

Stealthily move east!
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Re: A civilization's demise or "Bad Gas" (Turn 5) ONE MORE SPOT
« Reply #54 on: July 09, 2010, 07:49:37 pm »

Wipe that stuff off of yourself
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Re: A civilization's demise or "Bad Gas" (Turn 5) STOP POSTING!
« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2010, 02:45:18 am »

Go and see what that *Strange voice* dropped.
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Re: A civilization's demise or "Bad Gas" (Turn 5) STOP POSTING!
« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2010, 08:46:33 pm »

Did you even read the thread title?

Anyway, sooner or later we'll end up fighting something.

If that happens, don't waste a turn on stupid things guys...
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Re: A civilization's demise or "Bad Gas" (Turn 5) STOP POSTING!
« Reply #57 on: July 10, 2010, 08:53:46 pm »

Did you even read the thread title?

Anyway, sooner or later we'll end up fighting something.

If that happens, don't waste a turn on stupid things guys...

Noted, also, you guys do realize that you don't have to kill everything. It does make for good updates, I'll give it that. But sooner or later we'll just have to run away to a more peaceful place.

I'll update tomorrow.
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Re: A civilization's demise or "Bad Gas" (Turn 5) STOP POSTING!
« Reply #58 on: July 10, 2010, 09:00:47 pm »

An update tomorrow!?
Meanwhile I preserve an action that supports every action, so if they do a bad action, it'll be harder to steer away from their demise!


Meanwhile, to keep all you gents occupied and not suck my blood to replenish your Various-Nonsense stockpiles, I present with this.
Yes I mean this.
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Turn 6 "Blind bumbling"
« Reply #59 on: July 11, 2010, 12:46:32 pm »

Action One: CHARGE!
You stand up! You feel vomit run from your mouth. You take another whiff of the gas. It feels as if someone is beating your stomach from the inside! You vomit again! The gas burns like hell! Though nothing seems broken. You are in much discomfort!



Your stomach is starting to feel empty. You are in significant pain! You can't smell! You can't see! You feel like you couldn't be more nauseous!

Despite all of these symptoms, you rush blindly into whatever may be ahead! Suddenly as your feet hit the ground, it stops. You tumble down a ramp! You barely hold on to your heavy (worn) metal pole! *SPLASH!* it seems you landed into a liquid. You somehow know how to swim... the water also tastes metallic. Some of the goop washes off of you. Though, you still can't see. You hear more hissing to the east. The gas doesn't seem to float down here.



Your stomach is starting to feel empty. Your pain lessens! You can't smell! You can't see! You feel like you couldn't be more nauseous!

Action Two: Stand up spit out vomit.
You feel residual chunks of vomit in your mouth. You spit them out. Course by thinking of this, you've upset your already sensitive stomach. You vomit again. You are starting to feel hungry. On the plus side, you feel like you're getting use to this stuff.



Your stomach feels more empty. Your pain is gone. You can't smell a thing! You can't see! Your are beyond nauseous!

Action Three: Go east
You barely remember where east is. Of course, that doesn't stop you. You swim through the metallic tasting liquid until you reach a ramp. You hear a familiar hiss as you walk up. Suddenly a pain shoots from your right arm!

(Not pictured, you're standing atop a ramp)


Your stomach feels empty. The pain in your right arm returns! You can't smell! You can't see! Your are beyond nauseous!

Action Four: Stealth fully move east
Not wanting to risk more injure, you begin to move silently. Of course, being blind doesn't really aid you. Nevertheless, it feels natural to move this way. You decide to move around from the hissing noise. It seems to be working.



Your stomach feels empty. The pain in your right arm throbs occasionally; the pain is significant. You can't smell! You can't see! You are sneaking. Your nausea subsides, but it's not a whole lot.

OUFF! You bump into a wall! You hear a hissing noise again! This time your back is hit! It feels like something has been lodged in there; the object in your back feels like it's wriggling around! The pain of this wound is immense! Bright colors begin to flash in your eyes! You vomit again!



Your stomach feels empty. The pain in your right arm throbs occasionally; the pain is significant. Your back has been pierced by something! It is very painful! You feel like you are reaching the limits of your pain thresh hold! You can't smell! You can't see! You are sneaking. Your are beyond nauseous!

Action Five: Wipe yourself clean.
Unable to bear the blindness any longer, you hastily wipe your face clean! First second examinations reveal that your body is covered with blood and your hair is soaked red (wait, you have hair?). You would think more of these things, but you hear a familiar hiss again from behind. Upon hearing that, you are slammed into the ground! You are not hurt. Something pops out of your back! From your position, you see that one of the meat mass creatures has unfurled and grown tentacles that are currently trying to kill you! You can suddenly smell again!


(Those walls are suppose to be yellow sand caked in blood. I don't feel like fixing them so deal with the fact they look like memory walls, fuck off.)

You are on your back. Your stomach feels empty. The pain in your right arm throbs occasionally; the pain is significant. Your back has been pierced by something! It is very painful! You feel like you are reaching the limits of your pain thresh hold! You can't smell! You can't see! Your are beyond nauseous! Your cover has been blown!

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You are prone.
Your are beyond nauseous!
You are reaching your pain thresh hold!
-You see flashing colors!
Your back has been pierced!
-It is oozing blood.
Your right arm is slightly bruised and cut.
-It is oozing blood.
Your right shoulder is slightly bruised.
You own a heavy (worn) metal pole dual wielded.
-You are also covered from head to toe in green liquid on your front side of your body (relative to your face). None of it is no longer covering your face.
You remember your first name: Stozu. You remember that you can swim. (Memory 1.0%)
There is a meat mass creature to the southwest of you. It is currently trying to kill you.
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