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Author Topic: Best job cancellation method EVER  (Read 19412 times)

AtomicPaperclip

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2010, 12:50:00 pm »
I've always hated

Urist cancels make drinks: Getting something to drink

@#$%
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2010, 10:48:25 pm »
Urist McButcher cancels butcher an animal: eating fucking rats on the ground for kicks.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2010, 10:58:16 pm »
Quote from: NRN_R_Sumo1 on July 08, 2010, 10:48:25 pm
Urist McButcher cancels butcher an animal: eating fucking rats on the ground for kicks.


this just made me lol
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2010, 09:46:57 pm »
Urist McProactive cancels Sleep: Unconscious.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2010, 12:05:01 am »
Quote from: Fistbeard on July 09, 2010, 09:46:57 pm
Urist McProactive cancels Sleep: Unconscious.

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2010, 12:26:59 am »
Urist McBaby cancels Start Fist Fight: No path to target
That one actually happened during a tantrum spiral.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2010, 06:13:33 am »
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2010, 06:27:50 am »
Quote from: assimilateur on July 13, 2010, 06:13:33 am


Wait, why were you killing elephants? Those guys are so useful! And knowing DF,  the guy probably took the elephant with him to the butcher's shop.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2010, 08:32:20 am »
Their usefulness only applies when I butcher them, especially since I was raising them as livestock. I mean, I generally keep animals for food and other products, not for decoration (useless) or defense (inferior to the alternatives).

Quote from: Creamcorn on July 13, 2010, 06:27:50 am
And knowing DF,  the guy probably took the elephant with him to the butcher's shop.

How else was he gonna butcher it? Bring the butcher shop to the elephant?
« Last Edit: July 13, 2010, 08:34:32 am by assimilateur »
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2010, 10:00:25 am »
Just got this one:

Urist McRateater cancels Slaughter Animal: Hunting vermin for food.

Edit: Just in:

Urist McUseless cancels Gather Plants: Hunting vermin for food.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2010, 10:02:35 am by Cyntrox »
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2010, 11:59:04 am »
Well my fisherdwarf was attacked by a crocodile which tore both his hands clean off.

He didn't bother to go to the hospital he just upped and "they're healed. ok? look no blood. screw you doctor!" and went about fishing again. I got spammed with the message:
"Urist McStubborn cancels fish: too injured" x50
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2010, 12:22:10 pm »
Urist McGeneric cancels eat: Hunting vermin for food.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2010, 02:03:34 pm »
Urist McFisherman cancels fish:  Interrupted by Great White Shark.

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2010, 04:02:30 pm »
Urist McStink cancels wash self: Job item destroyed or misplaced.

It was probably the soap, but just the thought of him misplacing a body part...
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2010, 04:07:12 pm »
UristmcClothier cancels construct pigtail bag: Needs 1000 cloth items

I'm no clothes maker, but even I think that's a bit excessive (glitch much?)
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