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[Torgan]

Urist McFatty cancels eat: No mouth.

Surely that should be Urist MrAnderson?

[twilightdusk]

UristmcClothier cancels construct pigtail bag: Needs 1000 cloth items

I'm no clothes maker, but even I think that's a bit excessive (glitch much?)

yeah, was gonna post that, i have another funny one.
Oh well, screen shot for proof.


... Damn Dwarf world record attempt breakers...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This isn't really a glitch. The game keeps track of materials in units larger than we use to refer to them, when you forge an iron bar for example, the game treats it as 50 units of iron bar. thread and silk are 1000 to one unit we see. This doesn't apply much yet except that the hospital is able to use individual units of thread.

[Nyxalinth]

Urist McFatty cancels eat: No mouth.

Surely that should be Urist MrAnderson?

Urist McDwarf Cancels And I Must Scream: No Mouth

[twilightdusk]

Urist McFatty cancels eat: No mouth.

Surely that should be Urist MrAnderson?

Urist McDwarf Cancels And I Must Scream: No Mouth

more like,

Urist Mcdwarf cancels scream: No mouth. x 50

[NotPete]

Urist McDoesn'tUnderstandJob cancels fish: Interrupted by Milkfish

[612DwarfAvenue]

Urist McDwarf cancels eat: seeking infant.



Hm...

[iyaerP]

Urist McQueen cancels Forge Bars: Seeking Infant.
Urist McQueen cancels Seek Infant: Infant inaccessable.
x100,000,000,000

Said infant had been goblinsnatched and stabbed in the heart.

[Demicus]

Urist McQueen cancels Forge Bars: Seeking Infant.
Urist McQueen cancels Seek Infant: Infant inaccessable.
x100,000,000,000

Said infant had been goblinsnatched and stabbed in the heart.

D: That's actually quite sad. The poor queen doesn't realize (or refuses to) that her baby is dead. Dx

[Nyxalinth]

Urist McFatty cancels eat: No mouth.

Surely that should be Urist MrAnderson?

Urist McDwarf Cancels And I Must Scream: No Mouth

more like,

Urist Mcdwarf cancels scream: No mouth. x 50

followed by AM cancels play Dwarf Fortress: Tired of cancellation spam.

Nice to see people who know that story!

[Nyxalinth]

Back to the topic, my favorites are Urist McDoomed cancels eat/drink/rest: Too Insane.  Especially the 'Cancels Starting Fistfight: Too Insane'

I'm waiting for Urist McMomtoBe cancels Give Birth: Too Insane

[The Scout]

Urist McMiner cancels rest: Interrupted by elk bird.
Urist McMiner cancles rest: Interrupted by blind cave ogre.
Urist McMiner cancels rest: Inturrepted by demon.

Had a miner kill an elk bird and get all the nerves in his leg ripped out. Sits in a hospital complaining about all the stuff coming from the caverns.

Urist McMiner cancels eat: Resting
Urist McMiner cancels rest: Eating

[Soapalope]

Urist McFisher cancels fish: Interrupted by carp.

Wait, whaaaaa?

[J]

Oh its someone new who doesn't understand the terror that is carp.  At least they used to be, I don't know if they still are because I'm having issues with the newest version.

Urist McFisher cancels fish: Interrupted by carp.

Wait, whaaaaa?

[Evanissimo]

Oh its someone new who doesn't understand the terror that is carp.  At least they used to be, I don't know if they still are because I'm having issues with the newest version.

Urist McFisher cancels fish: Interrupted by carp.

Wait, whaaaaa?

Actually its not carp you have to worry about anymore. Its the sea lamprey.

I have lost dwarves to these fiends. Ironically, we were very far away from the sea.

[twilightdusk]

I dunno, my first encounter with a lamprey ended swiftly with a punch to said lamprey's brain.