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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #45 on: October 25, 2010, 12:01:55 am »
I'm always amused by the "Urist McHillbilly cancels make cheese; handling dangerous animal" - must be a very angry cow...

Just noticed the farmers making one-humped camel cheese - we only have one one-humped camel, and I hate to break it to them, but it's a boy...
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #46 on: October 25, 2010, 12:08:26 am »
No wonder that camel was smiling afterwords.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #47 on: October 25, 2010, 12:18:26 am »
Urist McDirtyboy cancels clean self: interrupted by grimeling.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #48 on: October 26, 2010, 03:32:41 am »
Quote from: Zaik on August 30, 2010, 01:38:33 am
Nothing too great, but i did get this one a while ago

Urist McSwimmy cancels drink: Dangerous Terrain

Not funny on it's own, but he was actually pinned against the edge of the embark area by a river because he was so thirsty he decided to just jump in. I have no idea how(or more importantly, why), but he stayed there swimming until he died of thirst and would never get out or do anything else. Or drink all the water that was EVERYWHERE.

Water, water, everywhere Nor any drop to drink....
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #49 on: October 26, 2010, 04:17:52 am »
So I set some soldiers to patrol in a circle, and soon...

Urist Mcgrunt cancels patrol: too insane    x38

Nontheless he just kept running in circles while barking mad. So funny.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #50 on: October 26, 2010, 04:29:45 am »
Urist McHitched cancels Get Married: Getting Drink

Glad to see that dwarf knows his priorities.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #51 on: October 26, 2010, 11:18:31 am »
Quote from: Urist McTaverish on August 29, 2010, 08:31:34 pm
Urist McMiner cancels drink: drowning.

Gotta sig that.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #52 on: October 26, 2010, 11:33:24 am »
Quote from: Urist McTaverish on October 26, 2010, 04:29:45 am
Urist McHitched cancels Get Married: Getting Drink

Glad to see that dwarf knows his priorities.
Pretty sure that's impossible. The opposite, on the other hand, is perfectly possible: "Urist McHitched cancels Drink: Getting married".

One of my favorites is "Urist cancels Go Shopping: Getting married".
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #53 on: November 13, 2010, 06:05:30 pm »
Urist McFatty cancels eat: No mouth.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #54 on: November 13, 2010, 06:08:44 pm »
Urist McBadass cancels kill Bogeyman: Dying.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2010, 02:13:52 am »
Urist McShortsighted cancels fish: hunting for vermin.

AAAAAAAAARGH.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2010, 03:21:12 am »
So this is not technically a cancellation error, but it's still funny. The mental image of this is just priceless
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #57 on: December 23, 2010, 09:20:38 am »
Urist McMiner cancels Clean Self: Too injured.
I don't think his hands or arms were hurt, just his legs. Weird.
Quote from: Davichococat on November 13, 2010, 06:05:30 pm
Urist McFatty cancels eat: No mouth.
Whaaa...?
« Last Edit: December 23, 2010, 09:25:23 am by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #58 on: December 23, 2010, 10:42:40 am »
Urist McBrazerk cancels start fist fight: Interrupted by Urist McAlsobrazerk

(Yes, that actually happened)
« Last Edit: December 23, 2010, 10:46:45 am by Moosey »
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #59 on: December 23, 2010, 10:46:55 am »
Sadly I have no screencap of that occurence...
I had a rather endless fight with a Giant. He tried to kill an elusive dog whilst my makeshift military proceeded to bruise the hell out of him.
The fight turned rather spectacular after a brave speardwarf attacked the Giant from behind, lodging her spear in his left testicle. She turned the weapon around and the Giant not only lost all his fighting spirit but ended up alternating between vomiting and passing out.

End of the story: "She took joy in slaughter lately."
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