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FleshForge

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2010, 04:12:22 pm »
Quote from: Urist McTaverish on August 29, 2010, 04:02:30 pm
Urist McStink cancels wash self: Job item destroyed or misplaced.

It was probably the soap, but just the thought of him misplacing a body part...

In the fortress of Prisonrape, you do not want to misplace the soap.
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Internet Kraken

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2010, 04:14:02 pm »


"Nurse! I can't concentrate with that damn whale around!"
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2010, 05:31:23 pm »
"Urist McThirsty cancels Drink: Interrupted by Engraver."
One of my engravers went nuts and just hung around the well, bugging people.
I imagined him slapping the cups out of dwarven hands and just being a nitwit, babbling to himself while the others grumbled.
He eventually got in the way of a crossbow bolt as the city filled with water and more dwarves went mad.  Good game.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2010, 07:00:02 pm »
No booze? Dwarvers probably weren't going mad because of the insane Engraver.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2010, 07:16:15 pm »
Urist Cancels sleep: resting injury

That's some intense resting.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2010, 08:11:05 pm »
Quote from: KojaK on August 29, 2010, 07:16:15 pm
Urist Cancels sleep: resting injury

That's some intense resting.

"I can't sleep! I've got to heal this injury by resting!"

"But isn't resting the same as sleepin-"

"MUST REST"
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2010, 08:31:34 pm »
Urist McMiner cancels drink: drowning.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2010, 08:38:09 pm »
Quote from: Internet Kraken on August 29, 2010, 04:14:02 pm


"Nurse! I can't concentrate with that damn whale around!"

Sig'd cause it made me laugh.

Oh, I think i might have gotten: "Urist Cancels Tantram: Too Insane" once
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2010, 11:13:33 pm »
One of the worst I've gotten was "Urist McMetalsmith cancels eat: too insane"
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2010, 11:40:36 pm »
Quote from: Thatdude on August 29, 2010, 04:07:12 pm
UristmcClothier cancels construct pigtail bag: Needs 1000 cloth items

I'm no clothes maker, but even I think that's a bit excessive (glitch much?)

yeah, was gonna post that, i have another funny one.
Oh well, screen shot for proof.


... Damn Dwarf world record attempt breakers...

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Internet Kraken

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #40 on: August 30, 2010, 12:02:51 am »


So the only thing preventing violence in my fort is that the Dwarves are already to injured from fights. I find this to be both funny and sad.

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Quote from: mrtspence on November 15, 2010, 09:55:54 pm
Picture a dwarf, warrior, mechanic, or some other incredibly useful profession. Now picture him dead. That's what infections do.
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Sir Finkus

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2010, 12:16:57 am »
Quote from: Internet Kraken on August 30, 2010, 12:02:51 am


So the only preventing violence in my fort is that the Dwarves are already to injured from fights. I find this to be both funny and sad.
I find it an interesting strategy.
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Zaik

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2010, 01:38:33 am »
Nothing too great, but i did get this one a while ago

Urist McSwimmy cancels drink: Dangerous Terrain

Not funny on it's own, but he was actually pinned against the edge of the embark area by a river because he was so thirsty he decided to just jump in. I have no idea how(or more importantly, why), but he stayed there swimming until he died of thirst and would never get out or do anything else. Or drink all the water that was EVERYWHERE.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2010, 09:35:19 pm »
Urist McDumass cancels make fort-saving farm: Hunting rats for food
Petty sums up my fort.

Also
Urist McBlind cancels plant plump helmets: No seeds
Even though the the plump helmet spawn bag was RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2010, 09:52:04 pm »
Urist McSoluble cancels attend party: Dangerous terrain
When there is a mister or whatever in your dining room
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