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Porpoisepower

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Best job cancellation method EVER
« on: July 03, 2010, 11:12:41 am »
"Dodok cancels clean self. Area not accessable."

rofl

Any other canidates?
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Quote from: Greiger on June 14, 2010, 09:16:28 am
That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2010, 12:33:21 pm »
"Dwarven Baby cancels clean self:  Too Insane"

I think that one's been removed in the latest release, but it was hilarious.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2010, 01:12:36 pm »
"Urist cancels clean self: Area Forbidden"
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2010, 01:22:28 pm »
"Dwarf cancels Go Shopping: Getting married"
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2010, 01:31:37 pm »
Quote from: Quietust on July 03, 2010, 01:22:28 pm
"Dwarf cancels Go Shopping: Getting married"

Oh, I will no be waiting for "Dwarf cancels clean self: Getting married"
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2010, 02:33:23 pm »
Although this didn't happen to me and I doubt it can happen...

Urist McGuy cancels get married: went insane
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2010, 02:59:03 pm »
dwarf cancels hunting for vermine looking for infant.
There is really little diffrence.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2010, 03:13:24 pm »
Rith Pillardreams cancels Butcher an Animal: Seeking infant.
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Porpoisepower

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2010, 03:37:33 pm »
nice!!! I may have to succeed my claim...  This fort's been pretty awsome... between dwarves who cann't reach where the cave moss don't shine, and a beast showing up made completely of vomit, it's turning out pretty good.

off topic, having recently mastered playing rockband while cuddling an infant/toddler, I am now tempted to attempt heavy weapons training with baby in ring sling.

Don't worry it's just solo pell work (with a rattan sword). But the dwarness of it makes it really tempting
« Last Edit: July 03, 2010, 11:15:46 pm by Porpoisepower »
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Quote from: Greiger on June 14, 2010, 09:16:28 am
That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.

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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2010, 05:55:21 pm »
For no reason i always liked "Urist mcurist cancels useless task #276, Interrupted by a Muskox"

There's just something about being interrupted by a Muskox.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2010, 06:01:20 pm »
Urist McDwarf cancels Sleep: Area not accessible.

The weird part was that he was standing on his bed.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2010, 03:58:29 am »
Urist McParadox cancels Rest: Too Injured.

EDIT: Oh, I just remembered. In one of my last fortresses, this happened:
Urist McWeaponsmith cancels forge steel war hammer: Taken by mood.
Ten minutes later
Urist McWeaponsmith has created Stinthad Storlut, a steel war hammer!
« Last Edit: July 08, 2010, 04:15:49 am by Fistbeard »
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2010, 04:06:13 am »
Urist cancels action:fell tree,interupted by harmless minnow.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2010, 09:51:49 am »
Quote from: Fistbeard on July 08, 2010, 03:58:29 am
Urist McParadox cancels Rest: Too Injured.

EDIT: Oh, I just remembered. In one of my last fortresses, this happened:
Urist McWeaponsmith cancels forge steel war hammer: Taken by mood.
Ten minutes later
Urist McWeaponsmith has created Stinthad Storlut, a steel war hammer!

These bear repeating.
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Re: Best job cancellation method EVER
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2010, 11:00:07 am »
The other day I had a "Urist cancelled Drink: Taken by Strange Mood"

"HOLD THE PHONE - I GOTTA GO!"
« Last Edit: July 08, 2010, 11:09:17 am by Tiny Adventure Captain »
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