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Author Topic: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 26: Preparing For Genocide]  (Read 30435 times)

wolfchild

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 15: The Ukulele Becomes Metal]
« Reply #300 on: July 21, 2010, 08:12:41 pm »

Apply immunity to weapons to all my creations
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 15: The Ukulele Becomes Metal]
« Reply #301 on: July 22, 2010, 12:21:42 am »

[I wait and accumulate power.]

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 15: The Ukulele Becomes Metal]
« Reply #302 on: July 22, 2010, 07:14:12 am »

I create... A NEW GALAXY!
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 15: The Ukulele Becomes Metal]
« Reply #303 on: July 22, 2010, 03:05:34 pm »

Imagine it. A galaxy in a box
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princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 15: The Ukulele Becomes Metal]
« Reply #304 on: July 24, 2010, 12:42:55 pm »

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The dwarves understand the plans you leave well enough to create something that will probably blow them up or light them on fire.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Dwarves + Flamethrower = Fun.
and so is
Fun + Natrural selection = Evolution
=P

Hey, I probably should write that down at some time. But first: I need to create more inventions.

This time, I create a hat, that gifts his wearer with a strange mood (could be macabre, if the roll goes bad...) and subsequently he will make an artifact or die. I will of course not wear it myself, so labtesting is obsolete. First subject for a field test will be the first dwarf not currently holding a boozemaster 5000. If the hat functions successfully, it shall be called the "Hat of Imagination" and I instruct the dwarves to elect one of their own once a year for wearing the hat during a holy ritual and to provide the chosen one with whatever material they need for their artifact.
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Glossary #52
Execution shaft aka. dwarven wormhole

Works as follows: Things enter one end, emerge at the other and then get eaten by worms.

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 15: The Ukulele Becomes Metal]
« Reply #305 on: July 24, 2010, 05:03:35 pm »

Turn 16: Power Up!

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Show Hozlings gemstones of the Hoz-Tar and teach them how to carve them into items or cut them into shiny jewels.
Hozac realizes there are no true gems, and attempts to create some. [2] He fails, and concludes his children will have to work with quartz and other simple crystals for now. Gemcutting [1] The Hozlings decide crystals are delicious and begin eating them. Crafting [6] They do at least figure out that they can be carved into potentially useful or decorative items, and a new form of decadence is discovered.
Hozlings learn to eat crystals, or occasionally carve them into items just for luxury's sake.

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Continue the merging of soul with body!
Vraccas continues hammering the soul into the body. [5] It fits perfectly, the two strengthening each other and the soul reducing some of the body's deficiencies. The resulting creature is broad and extremely solid and well-muscled, as well as having skin that looks almost like grey ore. It is extremely resistant to damage, incredibly strong compared to a mortal, and relatively nimble for a creature that almost looks like it's made of rock. Its eyes glow vibrantly gold from its own inner strength, and it knows nothing of despair. It possesses an inner greed, tempered by its inner strength and resolve into a desire to create beautiful and valuable things, but also a reluctance to give them up, even when not using them itself. It is intelligent but not particularly creative.
The First Dwarf created.

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Design a huge temple that takes up most of the space of the planet on top, then make chambers, 1 for each world and put a pool in each. I shall also teach my elves crystal-working, learning and building with civilisation
Ochita attempts to make a ridiculously large temple. [4] He succeeds, making a crystal temple that looks like it was frozen as it flowed, rather than being built. Pools [3] He creates small chambers with a pool in each, but they're rather dwarfed by the rest of the place.
Crystal temple created on Hemisphere World.

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Have the Warrior worms domesticate the Beast worms.
Bob attempts to convince the warrior worms to domesticate their wayward brethren. [4] They dutifully set to work. Domesticate [3] vs [6]. The beast worms maul the warriors a bit. Ow. Bad Worms [4] vs [1] The warriors take it in a stoic fashion before scolding them, managing to make the beast worms feel like they've been bad. They're not domesticated though.

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That kelp will be tasty and delicious, in addition to being highly addictive.
Nirur attempts to make the kelp delicious. [6] It's not likely the elves will be eating anything else from now on. Addictive [5] It's also mildly heroinesque.
Kelp rendered absolutely delicious and physically addictive. Withdrawls are very unpleasant.

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(4/5)Almost there! Continue the Grand Design on Karus.
The Karante attempts to create herbivores. [1] The resulting abominations eat meat, but spend most of their time digging up and killing plant life for no particular reason.
Malformed plant-destroying carnivores added to Karus.

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Infuse the Shadow Gem with my spheres.
Cheeetar attempts to infuse the hidden shadow gem with his attributes. [4] He succeeds, empowering it. Growth [5] The gem takes especially well to the concept of growth. [5] It also takes especially well to the concept of knowledge. Change [6] It takes a bit too well to the concept of change, but then it was supposed to change on its own anyway, right?
Planted shadow gem heavily infused with spheres of knowledge, growth, and especially change.

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Apply immunity to weapons to all my creations
Yei'astol attempts to strengthen her creations' resistance to weapons. [2] She is unable to do so, however. Hide [5] She settles for making the white beasts' hides and furs thicker without hindering them in any way, increasing their resistance to damage in general.
White beasts rendered slightly more resistant to damage.

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[I wait and accumulate power.]
HmH attempts to gather power. [3] He focuses some.

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I create... A NEW GALAXY!
Alex attempts to create a new galaxy. [5] He succeeds magnificently, creating a truly massive and beautiful spiral of stars. It's only a few times larger than most planets, and its made of blobs of light rather than actual systems, but it's still big and nice.
Galaxy thing created.

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This time, I create a hat
Agamemnon attempts to create a hat. [1] They're pants. Stylishness [2] Ugly pants. What is this, last year? Strange Mood [4] It successfully inspires a life-or-death creative project. Anti-Discretion [4] It also removes most silly notions of bad ideas and tells physics to go to hell. Test Dwarf [2] The initial results are disappointing- he wants to wear the pants, but gets this strange notion he's supposed to put them on his head, and so never gets around to putting them on. Holiday [4] Agamemnon grants it to the dwarves anyway, who agree to elect someone to put it on once a year. Common Sense [3] The dwarves realize the dangers inherent to such a device, and so think about it before putting it on to see what will happen.
Pants of Imagination created and gifted to dwarves. Dwarves now have annual holy day involving said pants. Not necessarily the only day they're worn, however.

Entities:
Spoiler: Karus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Hoz-Tar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Agamemnoid (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Crystal Moon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Crystal Planet (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shadow Planet (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ukulele Moon (click to show/hide)

EDIT: Entity actions now up.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2010, 01:44:52 pm by IronyOwl »
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 16: Power Up!l]
« Reply #306 on: July 24, 2010, 05:23:21 pm »

My children make me happy even when they falter, because in those failures there's also a glint of perfection. They can only learn on their own mistakes.

Attempt to further teach Hozlings about all previous topics: masonry, digging, stonecrafting, gemcutting, forging, architecture and metallurgy.

And now, Hoz-Tar needs more inner warmth!

Try to melt inner core of the planet, to provide magma for future schemes :3
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 16: Power Up!l]
« Reply #307 on: July 24, 2010, 05:29:09 pm »

"At last, it is complete! My master work. Awaken, child of the smith, and educate yourself at the forge while I build your future."

Vraccas awakens the first true dwarf. He shows it the forge, allowing it to use the mundane metalworking tools as it wills while he starts work on his next endeavor.

Vraccas enters his forge and begins work on a great machine. This machine will shine the raw light of creation through a being and split the resulting rays, creating several hundred copies of that creature. The copies will not be exact, with slight variations. Enough to create two sexes, and different genetic characteristics.. different enough to create a breeding population without inducing harmful mutation.

Characteristics such as strength, creativity, endurance, etc will vary slightly with individuals though mostly conforming to racial norms. While intended to be used on the Dwarf, this machine could, in theory, be used on any mortal.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 16: Power Up!l]
« Reply #308 on: July 24, 2010, 05:35:11 pm »

Make pools of water on small shrines on each planet, then attach them to a pool in a portal-like way
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 16: Power Up!l]
« Reply #309 on: July 24, 2010, 07:39:12 pm »

I have been neglecting my creation!

Create herbivores and what they eat on the crystal moon
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 16: Power Up!l]
« Reply #310 on: July 24, 2010, 08:13:41 pm »

Now that my Aquatic Elves have something to eat, I once again bestow the virtues of Civilization and Learning upon them.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 16: Power Up!l]
« Reply #311 on: July 24, 2010, 09:39:28 pm »

KILL TAME THEM ALL.
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We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 16: Power Up!l]
« Reply #312 on: July 24, 2010, 09:47:43 pm »

I take a Space Fish and enlarge it greatly before putting it in stasis so I can work on it further.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 16: Power Up!l]
« Reply #313 on: July 24, 2010, 10:17:28 pm »

I create spiders on Shadow Planet. Lots of spiders of all sizes.

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 16: Power Up!l]
« Reply #314 on: July 25, 2010, 04:39:31 am »

Woot, new Galaxy! Although, you got it wrong. In SMG, which is the vibe I'm going for, a Galaxy is just a cluster of planets, so you can screw most of that. I'll work on the planets.

I create a large cube with curved edges made out of grass.
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