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Author Topic: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 26: Preparing For Genocide]  (Read 30407 times)

Haspen

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 3: Return of the Plants]
« Reply #105 on: July 06, 2010, 02:32:06 am »

[Can we make a written/non-written rule? About godly inability to do a 'thing' in the whole universe/all planets and such?]
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 3: Return of the Plants]
« Reply #106 on: July 06, 2010, 02:37:36 am »

[Can we make a written/non-written rule? About godly inability to do a 'thing' in the whole universe/all planets and such?]

(I am fine with that. In fact it is IN THE RULES.)

Performing more potent, long-lasting actions tends to require multiple turns.

(Making elves on everything in the universe would be a pretty powerful action. Discarding the fact that you are making elves appear ON THE SUN, and on MOONS WITH NO ATMOSPHERE and on your FELLOW GODS. ExKirby seems to think that extreme actions are totally awesome. I hope he gets bored and moves on.)
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 3: Return of the Plants]
« Reply #107 on: July 06, 2010, 07:43:01 am »

Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves

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Rend the surface of Hoz-Tar with earthquakes, landslides and mass-erode some cliffs and mountains, with little regard to plants and rivers of Hoz-Tar.
Hozac pummels the surface of Hoz-Tar. [3] Minor earthquakes shake the planet, and some rocks tumble and mountains crack, but the effect isn't as severe or widespread as it could have been.
Minor erosion occurs on Hoz-Tar.

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Put the strings on the moon, rock out.
Bob attempts to attach the strings to the ukulele moon. [5] He applies them magnificently, producing a truly impressive satellite instrument. He then rocks out with it. [2] Unfortunately he never actually learned or invented how to play a ukulele, which proves something of a problem.
Strings attached to ukulele moon.

Quote from: Knight Otu
The Karante attempt to stabilize and grow Karus so it becomes more like Hoz-tar.
Karante attempts to reforge Karus into a more suitable planet. [6] The planet is whipped asunder into a maelstrom, coalescing into a form very reminiscent of Hoz-tar, though a bit larger and with a rough surface, rather than Hoz-tar's impressive canyons and spires. It otherwise has similar brown bands and everything. Atmosphere [5] The atmosphere adjusts well to this change, properly diffusing sunlight but not lesser sources. The planet is now bathed in perpetual, star-adorned twilight, edging towards night.
Karus reformed into large banded brown planet with rough, rocky surface. Perpetual twilight, with suns invisible but other celestial bodies shining through.

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The book of Ochita Capter 2- the Power of Val Nacath
Ochita looking at his new crystiline planet was happy,it exeeded his expectations. Deciding that he will craft the Holy ground with this crystal he poured his magic into the crystals making them glow, and also giving them power.
Ochita attempts to pour magic into his already glowing crystal planet. [2] Unfortunately he can't seem to get the energy to stick.

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I create a continent on Knight Otu's planet. It shall have a tall, circular mountain range in the middle, surrounding a deep valley. Two more concentric circle mountain ranges will be further out, with large, even, flattened passes through them every 20 degrees.
Nirur attempts to create a continent on Karus. [2] The rocky ground crumbles at his efforts, and he is unable to properly shape the stone.

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Move the moon to a propper orbit and re shape and mass it so that i's still crystal but not shattered crystal
Yei'astol attempts to correct the crystal moon's orbit. [4] She succeeds, moving it to a far more normal, concussion-free pathway. She then attempts to repair its shape. [3] She manages to normalize it somewhat, but it's just more of a blocky rough crystal now.
Crystal moon's orbit shifted to non-impact status. Crystal moon shaped into a blocky singular crystal, rather than a cluster.

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Thus, Vraccas Soulforger began constructing the GodForge, a celestial forge created to craft the souls of mortals.
Vraccas beings work on a great forge. [2] He puzzles over the proper materials for such an artifact, however, and accomplishes little.

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After Hozac has attempted to reshape Hoz-Tar, heavily concentrated clusters of plant-life shall be placed in the oceans and seas of Hoz-tar. This shall force the fish to fight amongst themselves for food, only allowing the strongest to survive.
Cheeetar attempts to place clusters of plant life in Hoz-Tar's maelstrom ocean. [2] He can't seem to fashion plants that would stick together under the sea's torrential force, however.

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I make highly nutrient and fast-growing fungi and plant them in the muck of Agamemnoid, then push the lightwinds to ventilate them.
HmH attempts to make nutritious and swift-growing fungi for Holy Agamemnoid. [2] It's hard to figure out how to do that, however, and he can't quite manage it. He tries pushing the winds around anyway. [6] Perhaps frustrated by his failed attempts with fungi, his efforts lead to hurricane-force winds of light rushing over the world.
Hurricane light-winds activated on Holy Agamemnoid.

Quote from: ExKirby
I make elves on ALL ENTITIES.
Alex feels there aren't enough elves in the universe, and sets out to correct the problem. [5] He succeeds in making a band of merry elves, which he promptly hurls to every habitable place he can find.
Hoz-Tar [3] The elves cast upon Hoz-Tar arrive relatively safely, but in a barren and arid region. It's uncertain how they'll survive.
Karus [5] The elves sent to Karus find the cool twilight of the planet refreshing, and the view of the stars breathtaking. There doesn't seem to be any food or water for them, but they'll be fine for a while.
Crystal Planet [4] The elves sent to the blue-purple, glowing crystal planet arrive safely. They're both awed and worried by the constant glow, and there doesn't seem to be any food or water around.
Holy Agamemnoid [6] The elves sent to Holy Agamemnoid promptly begin breeding like rabbits, apparently aroused by the combination of crystal blue mountains and stagnant muck. While fertile, there's not a lot to eat, and the water's rather mixed in with things.
Crystal Moon [2] Trying to hit a small moon while another deity moves it around and changes its shape is apparently hard. There are now elves in orbit.
Ukulele Moon [3] The elves planted on the ukulele moon promptly hide in the hollow, staying alive somehow. There's clearly nothing to eat or drink, however, and it's doubtful how they're even breathing.
Aphronze [2] The elves hurled at the brightest sun miss. It's uncertain how they feel about this.
Bethrar [3] The elves hurled at Bethrar sort of nick it, being charred instantly but not really landing in it right away. Victory?
Gamthra [2] The elves hurled at Gamthra also miss, which would be more relieving if they weren't orbiting a sun now.
Tiny handful of elves added to most celestial bodies.

Entities

Quote from: Hoz-Tar Plants
Thrive!
The struggling life on Hoz-Tar continues. [3] It's not dead, but it's getting there.

Quote from: Agamemnoid Plants
Thrive!
The shoots on Agamemnoid attempt to grow. [3] They grow a little, but the "soil" just isn't ideal for them.

Quote from: Twisted Soul
Freeeeeeeee!
The dark, twisted thing in Vraccas' pocket attempts to escape. [3] It manages to clamber out onto the lip of Vraccas' pocket, but isn't sure where to go from there.

Quote from: Hoz-Tar Fish
Thrive!
The fish do their best. [3] They're not able to do much, despite eating each other for sustenance.

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Agamemnon gets an extra action next turn, since I didn't want to wait until tomorrow for this one.

Dunno about that elf maneuver, but what I'm really wondering about are those 2s. Currently, a 2 is the only result where nothing at all happens, and I'm not sure if that's a good idea or not. The issue I'm seeing is that while a 1 could theoretically be worse, it's still more interesting. Thoughts?
« Last Edit: July 06, 2010, 07:45:06 am by IronyOwl »
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #108 on: July 06, 2010, 07:48:16 am »

Make some snake people (Just taking some clay and twisting it around in your hands is probably the easiest thing to create.) and give them all giant teeth.

Put them in the ukulele. They will feast.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #109 on: July 06, 2010, 08:41:02 am »

The Karante gaze at Alex, then back at Karus. "Should the presence of elves change our plans? I think it should. What should we do about them? I think we should put them all in hibernation so they can survive longer. I think the elves on the instrument moon would not appreciate that. I think we should toss them into the future when better conditions reign. I think we shouldn't play around with time. I think we should make Karus habitable earlier than planned. Should we discuss their fate with the other gods? I think we should."
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #110 on: July 06, 2010, 08:45:38 am »

This

and the asteroids will be made from magma.



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and when I'm done with the elves, I create dwarves on my planet instead. (And on every other planet that wants them, too) They can eat rock, mud or dead elves, if there is nothing else to eat around.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2010, 09:07:00 am by Agamemnon »
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Works as follows: Things enter one end, emerge at the other and then get eaten by worms.

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #111 on: July 06, 2010, 08:53:09 am »

"Should we discuss their fate with the other gods? I think we should."
"Should we reconsider? I think we should."

The Karante creates a river network on Karus. Should an ocean form during the attempt, all the better. Should the elves be in danger of getting drowned, push them gently out of the way.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #112 on: July 06, 2010, 08:55:33 am »

Oh good my creations will have something to eat

Create Carnivorous Beasts that like the taste of elf, and are higley dangerous on all entities that have living elves on them
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #113 on: July 06, 2010, 09:00:55 am »

This is annoying. How can my own creation oppose me? Cheetar, I advice you to hide your 'children' now.

Create a massive rock on the orbit of the planet, then hurl it toward Hoz-Tar. Whenever I succeed or not, try adding minerals to planet's crust again.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 3: Return of the Plants]
« Reply #114 on: July 06, 2010, 09:25:00 am »

"These creatures, born of chaos: I find them strangely amusing. Perhaps I shall gift them with Order and Law, if they survive until then."

Sphere change: Add Law.

I once again try to create a continent on Karus. It shall have a tall, circular mountain range in the middle, surrounding a deep valley. Two more concentric circle mountain ranges will be further out, with large, even, flattened passes through them every 20 degrees.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #115 on: July 06, 2010, 09:58:32 am »

craft cystal plants that breed with sweet fruit that almost anyting can eat. "Wolfchild, I believe that your cystal moon could be home to a prison.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #116 on: July 06, 2010, 10:06:37 am »

Oh, please plant some of those crystal plants on the crystalline mountains of my elf-infested swamp planet.

btw... if there is need of elf-genocide in other places, I will gladly participate.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #117 on: July 06, 2010, 10:09:13 am »

Sure, hey mgbe if we have a 'hub' Where we can see everything yet still work.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #118 on: July 06, 2010, 10:55:12 am »

EVERY ENTITY SHALL NOW RECEIVE TURNIPS AND NON-ELF SEEKING WEAPONS.

Oh, and they already have water. Rivers, anyone? The ones I made previous turn?
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 4: And A Sprinkling Of Elves]
« Reply #119 on: July 06, 2010, 11:01:07 am »

Nevermind, Vraccas; I have an alternative source of souls now. I won't need the twisted one.

If Agamemnon succeeds, I reap the souls of unborn elven children. If not, I gather the shadows of elves on Agamemnoid and stimulate them to breed harder.
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