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Author Topic: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 26: Preparing For Genocide]  (Read 30401 times)

Haspen

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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #360 on: August 04, 2010, 03:42:19 pm »

Now... I shall create Hozzarium, a magical metal that is harder, sharper - generally better - even than alloys of bronze!

Create veins of Hozzarium under the kingdom of Hozlings, then try to add it under Shadow Planet and Karus.

Fix'd? I really don't know what you could don't know here, Irony? D:
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #361 on: August 04, 2010, 03:49:18 pm »

(Well, Ochita has an action for this turn, doesn't he? Though it would be tempting to keep the dark elf alive a bit more...)
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #362 on: August 04, 2010, 03:59:43 pm »

KILL THAT DARK ELF. OH AND BY THE WAY. I'M STILL HERE UNTIL FRIDAY. REALMFIGHTER.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #363 on: August 04, 2010, 04:30:04 pm »

WELL DAMN
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #364 on: August 04, 2010, 04:35:41 pm »

Oh, sorry Haspen. I forgot about that and just saw your facepalmrocking.

And yeah, I'll use Ochita's action for this turn, but the next few turns will need him to either hibernate or act by committee.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #365 on: August 04, 2010, 05:53:44 pm »

Poor dark elf, he's caught between the arguments of the gods.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #366 on: August 05, 2010, 12:08:00 am »

excuse me, butting into the affairs of gods, but from an outsider's viewpoint:
Hozlings and the true dorf are the most promising races, Karus is a very good sounds the most habitable, if you ignore the elves, and the shadow planet sounds like it looks like the coolest, being made of pure shadow with faintly glowing grass
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #367 on: August 05, 2010, 06:19:12 am »

Fine, meteorite shower it is.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #368 on: August 05, 2010, 06:40:46 am »

Fine, meteorite shower it is.

Aww, poor elves.

Good thing that my Hozlings have their kingdom half-underground (or is it underground, Irony?) already :3

Good thing I taught them how to dig into ground so soon, phew.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #369 on: August 05, 2010, 08:40:48 am »

Expect a LOT of meteorites.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 18: Hammer Time]
« Reply #370 on: August 05, 2010, 05:51:27 pm »

Turn 19: The Elves Make Progress

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BRING HAG ELVES INTO MY GLORIOUS REPUBLIC.
Bob attempts to bring the hag elves into his republic. [1] They organize their OWN republic to counteract his! Organization [1] Unfortunately they don't really know what a republic is, so it's basically just a bunch of thugs beating up the weaker members but they claim it's a republic.
Hag elves organized into "republic," otherwise known as thuggish autocracy.

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Create veins of Hozzarium under the kingdom of Hozlings, then try to add it under Hemisphere Temple and Karus.
Hozac attempts to create Hozzarium. [5] He does so. Strength [3], Malleability [5], Appearance [3], Conductivity [2], Edges [6]. Veins [3]. Limited veins of a decently attractive, somewhat weak metal streak underneath the Hozlings. It's a beautifully malleable metal, however, flexible enough to easily work into fine shapes but sturdy enough to hold those shapes. It also has the bizarre property of becoming harder and stronger when exposed to stress, meaning simply using a tool made of it tends to make the tool better.
Limited Hozzarium veins added under Hozlings. Hozzarium is extremely malleable, decently attractive, and a bit weak, but strengthens in response to stress.

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Vraccas attempts to correct the flaws in his design and continues working!
Vraccas attempts to finish his design. [2] He fails to correct the problem, and with a gruff sigh, vanishes from the universe.
Vraccas disappears from universe.

Quote from: Ochita
Remove the dark elf from the universe, destroying the memories of the elves about it. (Essentally- make it not exist.)
Ochita attempts to remove every last trace of existence he can from the dark elf. [1] He grants it void magic.
Dark elf granted void magic.

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I change the big fish so its mutation is much more sudden and directed towards protecting it from any danger that is nearby.
Cheeetar attempts to redirect the big fish's mutations to a defense mechanism. [2] He can't really get it to mutate on a whim like that. Mutate [4] He manages to mutate defensive plates onto it, at least.
Giant fish granted armored scales.

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Rejuvinate the white beasts and give them protection from divine wrath
Yei'astol attempts to rejuvenate the white beasts. [5] She invigorates the ones that survived, and even revives a few that seemed dead. Protection [3] She makes them a little more resistant to divine wrath, but it's a light defense.
Most white beasts on ukulele rejuvenated, granted minor protection from divinity.

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I teach bugs how to build towers and tell them why it's better to live inside.
HmH attempts to teach his bugs how to build towers. [4] They grasp the ideas well enough. Inside Living [3] He manages to convince them it's sort of better inside, but they're not very enthusiastic about it.
Bugs granted knowledge of tower-building, mild desire to live inside.

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The Karante gathers a few more bits of shadow from across the universe.
The Karante attempts to gather shadow from the universe. [6] It gathers a large amount of writhing shadows.

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I shall bring my civilization advanced weaponry.
Nirur attempts to teach his civilization about advanced weapons. [3] They have no real metal or forging techniques, but they understand the basics of pointy sticks and blunt objects. Reaction [6] They promptly arm themselves, trying to ensure anyone is capable of killing that damned liquid elf on sight.
Aquatic elves granted crude weapons.

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Fine, meteorite shower it is.
Alex attempts to wipe out the Hozlings. [6] He succeeds in conjuring a massive swarm of meteorites. Power [4], Accuracy [4], Penetration [3]. Elves [3], Fish [3]. The landscape is torn asunder by Alex's divine wrath, and when the dust settles the Hozlings have been reduced in number, and most of their surface decorations have been obliterated. The elves and fish are mostly unharmed, though both groups notice the shower.
Hozlings reduced to medium/small kingdom in number, surface works obliterated.

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Help the dwarves hunt el- oh they wandered in on their own. Hm...
Agamemnon attempts to improve the dwarves' living conditions. [1] They react to his instructions on how to build a coliseum by making a giant bowl and filling it with "alcohol" from the Boozemaster. Common Sense [3] They manage to not blow it up yet, but they're pretty lax on the no fire near it policy. Slave Pens [4] They at least grasp his instructions on the pens to hold gladiatorial contestants, and the elves are stuffed into crystal cages.
Massive pool of flammable substance added to dwarven settlement. Elves placed in cages.


Entities:

Spoiler: Hoz-Tar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Karus (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: Yeimoon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ochimoon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shadow Planet (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ukulele Moon (click to show/hide)

EDIT: The Hozlings were partially aboveground before; now they're almost entirely hiding underground.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 19: The Elves Make Progress]
« Reply #371 on: August 05, 2010, 05:58:01 pm »

Punch lead Hag in snout to establish dominance.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 19: The Elves Make Progress]
« Reply #372 on: August 05, 2010, 05:59:53 pm »

KILL DARK ELF WITH EXTREME HELP FROM ELVES, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TAKE THIS ACTION AWAY FROM ME.
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 19: The Elves Make Progress]
« Reply #373 on: August 05, 2010, 06:03:04 pm »

Seeing the dark elf's unneccisary cruelty, yea'astol sends a mesenger of her divine wrath
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Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 19: The Elves Make Progress]
« Reply #374 on: August 05, 2010, 06:06:39 pm »

wait what..? Wolfchild, why are you helping me? Its just unexpected.
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