Once I made an adventurer, and whilst assigning points into skills, I decided that this particular dwarf would teach a thing or two to the wildlife about Dwarfs. The first being that Dwarves aren't very fond of wildlife. I put all my points into wrestling, giving my nature-punching Dwarf the name Urist Butcherbutcherer. Not too long into the journey Butcherbutcherer came across a bear. What followed was a half hour bear punching gorefest in which I lost my left eye and several small limbs. It was clear that I wasn't going to win this fight. But with one fateful punch I smacked the bear's tooth out. Me being an oppurtunist, and the game being Dwarf Fortress, I continued to pick up the tooth and
stab the bear to death with it. I trudged away from the battle missing quite a bit of my body parts. Next, I found two unlucky cougars. I punched the first one's tooth out (lucky, right?), broke a few bones, and he managed to get away. Just then, a horrible plan hatched, and in the name of Armok I picked up the cougar tooth. I slaughtered the second cougar
duel wielding animal's teeth, both of which I had punched out. I decided that day that Dwarf Fortress is the best game ever.
Urist Butcherbutcherer's sheer badassery sealed the deal.
Also, I had this playing in the background the whole time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ivDW_BU94