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[antymattar]

I had 2 companions; a dwarf and an elf. I was a dwarf. The elf died and the other dwarf was getting tired and my weapon did nothing to the colosus so I started using the elf. got far but the other dwarfsaw me and ran of. i guess he so wanted to try bit out for himself he went to find another elf.

[Akura]

Fairy: Hey listen! hey listen! Hey! HEY!
Me: NO! YOU LISTEN! *grab*


I therefore conclude, through the scientific method, that brains are not DF zombies weakness.

Wow, Tatl is actually useful for something.

[Toybasher]

I heard Anvils are good, sadly you can only find them in an abandoned fortress but I heard its worth it, it deos extreme damage and hits to the head or throwing it and it hits the head it will crush the head and brain into liquid pulp and kill instantly or KNOCK THE HEAD CLEAN OFF and kill instantly too, even fi you miss and hit the body or limb the pain will make yoru enemy pass out if it can feel pain, then you can take some free shots aiming for the head.

[Medicine Man]

Two words,Fluffy Wambler.

[ghosteh]

Mud!

[Josephus]

I'm partial to elven spears. Which is to say, I use elves as spears.

Doesn't work so often, but embedding an elf in an elf is priceless.

[charcharmunro]

I tend to beat Wolves/Cougars/Jaguars to death with their teeth.
Or a beetle.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Everything is a weapon. No exceptions.

[Dora Feddy]

I'm quite fond of hydra or dragon teeth. My character slew bunches of animals with just one hydra tooth.

[uber pye]

i use demons as clubs

>8D

[caknuck]

Blizzard man bones. I have spent many lonely nights stalking across the haunted tundra looking for skeletal blizzard men. Their bones come in fairly large stacks, so I use them for missile weapons.

[Arcaani]

Non-weapon weapon?

But my dear Watson, all entities are weapons.

In any case, I like throwing rocks. It's very dwarvenly.

[TheGoods]

Once I made an adventurer, and whilst assigning points into skills, I decided that this particular dwarf would teach a thing or two to the wildlife about Dwarfs. The first being that Dwarves aren't very fond of wildlife. I put all my points into wrestling, giving my nature-punching Dwarf the name Urist Butcherbutcherer. Not too long into the journey Butcherbutcherer came across a bear. What followed was a half hour bear punching gorefest in which I lost my left eye and several small limbs. It was clear that I wasn't going to win this fight. But with one fateful punch I smacked the bear's tooth out. Me being an oppurtunist, and the game being Dwarf Fortress, I continued to pick up the tooth and stab the bear to death with it. I trudged away from the battle missing quite a bit of my body parts. Next, I found two unlucky cougars. I punched the first one's tooth out (lucky, right?), broke a few bones, and he managed to get away. Just then, a horrible plan hatched, and in the name of Armok I picked up the cougar tooth. I slaughtered the second cougar duel wielding animal's teeth, both of which I had punched out.
I decided that day that Dwarf Fortress is the best game ever.
Urist Butcherbutcherer's sheer badassery sealed the deal.
Also, I had this playing in the background the whole time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ivDW_BU94

[iceball3]

polar bear corpse FTW
and once i aquire a nickel flask, i'll throw MAGMA

[Christes]

Two words,Fluffy Wambler.

This.  Nothing else has the sheer Colossus-killing abilities.