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Sometime before embark.
Whooooo partay!!!!
I finally got chosen for an outpost!!!
Im expodition leader.
get this....making me, a noble!
I'm taking my mates along we're a pretty hardy bunch.
I'm going to take alot of cows too! so i can feels rich!
They chose the place its a place called Nanirmomuz (Rhymecrypts),
so pretty....creepy really but i hope the gangsta zombies won't come get me! A huh huh *bad name pun*
1st Granite
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
We had to flee from a giant leopard.
I don't think it actually saw us but still.
I'm going to dig into this mountain ASAP
2nd of Granite
None of us are miners!
How the crap are we going to dig!
3rd of Granite
Sarvesh will do it.
His name is granitetrammel, so it runs in his blood....i think.
7th
Yeah he is actually a miner now!!
I've got some other guy working on woodcutting. Ushiririr or somthing.
He's a jerk and he's flimsy and complains and he's doesn'y empathise with people. Gah, What a jerk!
I hope the Leopard doesn't get him.
24th
We have one hall dug out.
A carpenters, a masons.
3 beds. Soon a farmers workshop.
I keep having to lock us in. The leopard is prowling around near the entrace.
Wooden trap time.
I don't even worry about anybodies lack of skill anymore.
We're not planning to sell this stuff it is all used here and now.
Maybe not even for long.....
7th Slate
Hah the leopard ran off. Like a little bitch.
Wait
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!!!
Three zombie goats just turned up.
Fuck.
22nd
They've finally decended.
Crap. We can't even use a bucket brigade indoors because they are right outside out door. Stopping us access to the tiny pools we have.
?
I've locked us in. I do not know how long its been. I've set to work making a mechanics.
I will dismantle some of the other workshops for wood to turn into components. Not much longer.
27th Slate
NO!
They havesmashed the door down!
Our only real hope is that us and the bull can fight them off.
This may be the end of Rhymecrypts already...
*Not in character and will update shortly*
2nd Felsite
Yeah!
We killed the zombie goats. All seven of us wrestled it.
Now the leopard has come back. We feel invincible so we're going to try our luck!!
5th
I take back what i said about urhsiriririri.
He actually is a really nice guy.
He beat the crap out of that leopard all by himself. It was insane!
Some others turned up to help but just got in the way and the leopard escaped.
But its back legs are broken. Its in pain and pale.
We talked for a bit and we "got to know each other better"
6th
A new leopard has turned up.
I'm training Urishiiririri to fight it.... (if he can dominate it like he dominated me.....)
*ahem*
by making him fight it.
Those dead undead goats are really stinking up the plce.
No body seems to want to move it though.
Later that day.
Leopard 1 - 0 Dwarves
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Its summer now.
Nothing has really happened.
Ushiriririirir has been buried.
He was a friend to al. (literally)
i loved him. And always will.
11th Hematite
Somebody today thought they heard the trumpets of war.
It was worse...
Elephants...
14th
They have already decended the mountain. Unlike the goats they are not taking their time.
At they door they seem to be waiting. For two days now. Ignoring Unib as he gathers his plants.
Why? All off us have heard of the legends of how a heard of elephants lead to the decline of a mighty mountain home.
20th
They're scared of us? Maybe they think that there are more of us. Soon they will figure out the mistake they have made and strike. But before they can... we will!
War elephants at our disposal. Leopards will never bother us again!
We will make that leopard regret it's actions.
23rd
Migrants!
5 of 'em
24th
Blacksmith: "Wheres your anvil?"
Me: "Uhhhhh"
I just realised that nobody is doing work any more.
They say: "No job!"
I have hundreds of jobs. 2 Elephats have fled. Meaning that unless we catch the last one our only defense is a weapon trap using 2 training axes!
6th Machalite
Ohhh it's because all jobs require going outside (for wood)
And they is a flock of 9 zombie giant eagles.
Thats why the elephants fled too! Haha
Fuck.
7th
Phew 8 flew away!
People are going outside again. Sort of.
The herbalist is. Even though he was attacked by the eagles.
Shit i haven't checked if he's injured.
Later:
No hes fine.
During Machalite
Nothing really has happened all month.
But that danm eagle has halted all production almost completely.
Time for wooden crossbows and wooden bolts me thinks.
Then use its bones to make weapons to kill its comrades.
6th Galena
Traps! The hunter won't hunt it marksdwaves refuse to use bolts.
12th
It fled just as we put the trap up.
Then i realised we have no food.
Butcher one of these god DANM CATS!!
*lol error the cats got eaten and don't even show up on deceased. I think they were taken away by the eagles*
17th
Yeah like i said lets butcher some horse foals.
22nd
Don't worry folks its back.
Ready to kill us. I have set a trap with meat in it. Hopefully it will take the bait.
25th
It took the bait alrite.
Took it right up to the top of the mountain laughing its rotten knob off.
What kind of shit trap can't catch a dead eagle??
*Sigh* Maybe it will be content for now.
27th
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Some retarded lizard got caught in the trap. While it wasn't baited!
I'm going to tame this myself. And keep it as a pet. It makes me feel smart
1st Of Limestone
:/
The dwarves back home are not so happy with my achievements. They told me losing 1 dwarf in the first year is awful. They also noted that we have no underground farm and overland seeds are sparse. Due to this I will get to continue to live in the fortress indefinitely but come spring a new leader will take over.
28th
With nothing to aim for the future I've made myself the only military dwarf. Given my self the battle axe and now I am about to try to kill that eagle.
Later
I did it.
It was dissapointing
An elephants has turned up.
I will attack them. Make my life have a point.
No ushiriririri no job. Whats the point.
4th Sandstone
I killed it. It was easy. It didn't fight back.
It just ran. From the first slice of my axe it was bleeding heavily.
It lead a trail of blood around the ground.
Its still not enough. I must kill another.
There are 4 they didn't help their friend. They deserve it.
5th
I broke its leg and then smahsed it in the head.
Its already faint.
This just gets too easy.
I know.
I will just kill the the dwarven caravan who is escorting the new leader maybe i can do it.
Just me, me forever. Hahaha
Another Dwarf
12th
She chased an elephant around for 7 days without sleep or eating. She said the whole time she was thirsty and after i think she drunk its blood. *seriously she killed it stood on it and then she wasn't thirsty*
And then no celbration she simply moved onto to chasing down the next one.
15th she killed this one in a single shot
24th
Hah Killed 'em all.
Wasn't enough though.
Another giant eagle (zombie) turned up. Gunna kill that too!
Hahah i'll show them!
27th
Outpost laison has shown up. With traders.
We are conducting a meeting. However I am still killing elephants 'cuz a herd just turned up.
He starting shooting them with his crossbow. Dwarves vs elephants.
We're winning.
Oh yeah we killed a giant tiger too.
7th Moonstone
heheheheh
We dismantled the Trade Depot while they where in it. So they left.
But they didn't pick up there stuff.
*Lol mega exploit*
Now we are easily going to survive.
10th of Obsidian
We have lots of food. Lots of booze.
Nearly everything that a fortress need.
Danm if i had just done this before the inspection.
*Nothing really happened after this.*
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