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[Josephus]

Here is a Astri Omonkulum's partly eaten human corpse. You evil bastard.

[Acanthus117]

Ahaha, yeah.

I had an adventurer who only wore thongs and used trousers to kill people.

Hey, I just had an idea. I'm thinking of making a fort that will intentionally look like a ruined castle, with boulders scattered all over, half-standing towers, a ruined keep and stuff. I'll then settle an adventurer in it, and turn it into this awesome ruined castle thing with wooden lean-tos and stuff.

I so cannot wait till we can do this.

[Miko19]

Arghhh....no update today yet! I wonder if that's good news or bad news....

[Miko19]

It's too quiet here! The silence....the silence! It's driving me insane!

[Miko19]

Argh...Toady didn't told what he will work on right now (this time for real) and so It is a mystery (and my curse)

[Toybasher]

I cant wait much longer, I am so damn excited... Adventure mode will be AWESOME, no more bleeding to death from stuckins...guts pop out more often...major arterys work now...etc

[Peasant]

I cant wait much longer, I am so damn excited... Adventure mode will be AWESOME, no more bleeding to death from stuckins...guts pop out more often...major arterys work now...etc

[Toybasher]

I cant wait much longer, I am so damn excited... Adventure mode will be AWESOME, no more bleeding to death from stuckins...guts pop out more often...major arterys work now...etc

ROFL, yea...words cant express the friggen anger from that happening, esp when most enemies use crossbows or your slaughtering elves (then again that bug kinda upped the duficulty a lot, now armor makes you almost unkillable, untill you get an arrow to the ear.)

[Miko19]

Whoah crap, still no update. Normally it would be posted, like, 2 hours ago. Does that mean something?

[Toybasher]

Whoah crap, still no update. Normally it would be posted, like, 2 hours ago. Does that mean something?

I hope it means hes getting a release ready, that or he just didnt decide to update the blog today (he dosn't ALWAYS update daily) I hope its the first one, that hes getting it ready for a release today.   

[Miko19]

He updated the page everyday through the week, so I don't know why he shouldn't now

[cowofdoom78963]

Whoah crap, still no update. Normally it would be posted, like, 2 hours ago. Does that mean something?

It could mean nothing...

It could mean we wont see this update until next year.

[Miko19]

Arghhh! I....can't.....take......IT! ANYMORE! MUST!!!!GET!!!!!NEW!!!!LOG!!!!UPDATE!!!!

[Toybasher]

Arghhh! I....can't.....take......IT! ANYMORE! MUST!!!!GET!!!!!NEW!!!!LOG!!!!UPDATE!!!!

CHeck out the dev section, all those white things need to be blue before the release? I hope not, these bugs are killing my fort (unkillible titans for example)

[Josephus]

Urist McAdventurer: Man, I'm hungry. *pulls out Elf brain* Mmm... lunch.
Human McWarlord: What the hell, man?! Why you eatin' that poor elf's brain?!
Urist: ... Because I like it.
Human McWarlord: EVERYONE IN TOWN! KILL THAT LITTLE MONSTER
Town:RARRARKILLKILLEVENTHOUGHHESGOTLIKEEIGHTSHIELDSANDCLOWNITEWEAPONSRARARAR

Better than the old and usual "eat a pixie and lick a severed arm of someone they know while wearing some little girls skirt yet nobody finds it weird or creepy".

Hopefully a [CANNIBALISM] tag of sorts get added which makes elves (or anyone with it) able to actually eat the corpses of their victims raw.

Oh, so many happy cannibalistic adventurers there will be...

Actually, there should be [CARNIVORE], [OMNIVORE], and [HERBIVORE] tags. Eating people should be up to you, depending on what type of food your adventurer eats, but defy your civ's norms and you will pay an awful price. For example, carnivores and omnivores should technically be able to eat corpses (or meat) without ill-effects, and herbivores shouldn't be able to eat corpses without throwing up or other ill-effects. However, the civ's ethics should determine their reaction to your corpse-eating.