Topic: The Dwarven Race III - Race Two, start. (Read 19892 times)

Wimdit · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2010, 03:07:14 am »

Now you're thinking. Now if you could just manage to get a constant supply of booze to your eagles...

(Has anyone ever had a reason to say that before?)

SHAD0Wdump · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2010, 03:19:36 am »

Quote from: Wimdit on July 01, 2010, 03:07:14 am

Now you're thinking. Now if you could just manage to get a constant supply of booze to your eagles...

(Has anyone ever had a reason to say that before?)

This is bay 12, it was only a matter of time.

wolfchild · « **Reply #17 on:** July 01, 2010, 03:45:36 am »

it will invilve koblds forced to carry booze over tenuous paths, and possibly lava in some way

Frelock · « **Reply #18 on:** July 01, 2010, 04:02:20 am »

Oh boy. I really enjoyed the last one of these; here's hoping this one goes as well.

Racecar:
'Whatthehellwasthat?!'
-Wooden Chassis
-Perpetual motion engine
-1 Kobold laborer

SHAD0Wdump · « **Reply #19 on:** July 01, 2010, 04:06:46 am »

Perpetual motion... wooden chassis... Your cruisin' for a bruisin' you know that?

Is this still the sort of perpetual motion machine that will have a catastrophic flood-the-world event if it breaks?

Wimdit · « **Reply #20 on:** July 01, 2010, 04:35:51 am »

No, that bug was fixed way too long ago. I think? This is the sort where you have wheels which are powered by pumps powering both the pumps and the vehicle.

SHAD0Wdump · « **Reply #21 on:** July 01, 2010, 04:44:50 am »

Quote from: Wimdit on July 01, 2010, 04:35:51 am

No, that bug was fixed way too long ago. I think? This is the sort where you have wheels which are powered by pumps powering both the pumps and the vehicle.

Meh, I had it that way because it was a reference, but whatever.

IronyOwl · « **Reply #22 on:** July 01, 2010, 05:23:22 am »

Racecar: Rampage
Steel Chassis
Elephant Engine
Spiked Chassis

For when murdering everything is your only hope of victory.

SHAD0Wdump · « **Reply #23 on:** July 01, 2010, 05:30:18 am »

Damnit, I was supposed to be the bad-ass...

Well at least my wagon is still rocket powered...

Dwarf · « **Reply #24 on:** July 01, 2010, 05:34:56 am »

I thought this thread was about nationalism and/or dwarven supremacy.

Errol · « **Reply #25 on:** July 01, 2010, 05:41:24 am »

Oooh boy. Spot reserved.

Wagon Name: Flying Fortress SKY FIRE
Racer Name: "Mad Bomber" Errol

Chassis: -Iron Chassis- (900)
Engines: -Giant Eagle- (750)
Weapons: -Catapult- (500)
Henchdwarves: -Standard Henchdwarf- (250)
Misc: 2x -Booze- (100)

Wimdit · « **Reply #26 on:** July 01, 2010, 07:39:02 am »

Yep.

Alright, that's seven. Signups for the first race will remain open for eight hours or so, and then we'll start. May or may not accept new players after the race.

SHAD0Wdump · « **Reply #27 on:** July 01, 2010, 09:02:15 am »

Quote from: Wimdit on July 01, 2010, 07:39:02 am

Alright, that's seven. Signups for the first race will remain open for eight hours or so, and then we'll start. May or may not accept new players after the race.

If someone dies?

Wimdit · « **Reply #28 on:** July 01, 2010, 04:45:08 pm »

No, not necessarily.

Signups are closed! Let's get under way...

Quote

'Welcome to the most anticipated sporting event of the year: the next exciting season of the Dwarven Race!'

'We've had a great turnout this year, even though the first race is being held in the Jungle of Screams!'

'Indeed. The race organizers found this mysteriously straight path through the ancient jungle, even though no dwarf, human or elf has passed here since the Age of Myth! So, they decided not to miss the opportunity to hold the first race ever in an area classed as Terrifying by dwarven prospectors. Our spectators will be quite safe in our special clear glass shelters - but that won't be true for our competitors! Ha ha ha!'

'Ha ha, yes, very true. Well, it looks like they're about to start the race. Let's wish them either a mostly-functioning body at the end, or an entertaining death!'

The race has begun. Post your actions, your vehicles will start moving automatically.

Course info
Tropical Moist Broadleaf Forest
Heavily Forested
Terrifying

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Key
S = Start
F = Finish
_ = One tile
+ = Corner

Statuses

Spoiler: techno65535 - The General Lee (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Urist McUrist (wolfchild) - Urist's Kobold Penitentiary (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Paranatural - Ye Olde Cannony Death (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: SHAD0Wdump - Ramstein (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Frelock - Whatthehellwasthat?! (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: IronyOwl - Rampage (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: "Mad Bomber" Errol - Flying Fortress SKY FIRE (click to show/hide)