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[ReDeadEr]

Convert Now-Useless Organs Into Nanobot Fabrication Centers

[Vorthon]

shift own priority to getting sanity to -1000

[maxicaxi]

Make chainsword, hat and greatcoat.

You are the commissar, it is you

[maxicaxi]

shift own priority to getting sanity to -1000

DEMON

[Vorthon]

shift own priority to getting sanity to -1000

DEMON

What? I was thinking that I'd be so insane I'd loop right back around, and be saner than anyone in history.

[Dwarfaholic]

I have just deleted the turn. Please hold while I cry a bit.

Turn still coming up soonish; luckily your rolls were so odd they were easily remembered.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 52:

Round Complete.

HmH: Enter Game:

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 Result: It's so beautiful

You find yourself Blinking Away Tears as you Approach The Game. You feel so Accepted, for the first time in your life. You have never been this happy.
This is a precious moment, one that you will treasure forever.

RedWarrior0: Examine Area:

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 Result: 1

You Set Out your gaze towards the Furthest Realms, those closest to The Everything. It is risky, you know, but you laugh in the face of danger. You consider yourself strong enough to deal wtih anything your inquiries may bring with them.

You are mistaken. Your mind fills with the images of a thousand useless worlds, a million wasted lives. Your body is filled with the pains of a thousand sacrifices.

Physical Damage Roll: 4
Mental Damage Roll: 1

Physical Health -1/6. Mental Health 2/6. Before You Die You See The Ring. Also Vorthon, for some reason.


You Perish.

ReDeadEr: Enhance Status Effect:

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 Result: 1

At your command, the Nanobots swarm even deeper into you. You almost black out as you feel the new power surging into you.

However, the Subconscious parts of Your Body, which until now lay dormant, Seize Control of you as a desperate defence against the invaders. You convulse wildly and against your will, and start tearing into your skin, ripping out the Bot Enclaves. You scream in fear and pain until, mercifully, you Black Out.

Physical Damage Roll: 3
Mental Damage Roll: 5

Physical Health 3/6. Mental Health 1/6. As you Come To you vomit a bit on the floor. You feel Blurry and Exhausted.

Rexfelum: Perform Dance:

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 Result: 6

You Dance. You dance like you've never danced before.

You feel the Powers Of Disco beckon you, but unlike your Foolish And Weak Predecessor you Reject The Old Powers and instead Turn To The Dark Side.

The Undead rise from the Floor, joining you in your unholy dance. A hellish fire burns in your eyes, and somehow your Jacket turns Bright Red.

Status Effect(s) Acquired!
Necrodancer I: All 'Necrodancer'- type spells and actions receive a +1

Item(s) Enhanced!
Red Leather Jacket: Smooth as a velvet baby. Hot red. What more can you ask for?

NPC(s) Found!
Undead Squad I: These fellas are as dead as can be, and are dancing to the left of you at the moment.
Undead Squad II: These ex-gentlemen are dancing to the right of you.
Undead Squad III: These fine lads are dancing behind you, making wavey motions with their arms.

Enemy Gained!
Kagus: The naïve dancer still believes in the power of disco! You must correct him, and show him true power.

New Rule Discovered! Enemies Exist

Maxicaxi: Craft Object:

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 Result: 5

You Handily Bring Forth these items from the Waiting Room Warp. The Greatcoat to protect you against the Enemies of Capitalism, the Chainsword to Keep In Line your Precious Flock, and the Bitchin' Cool Hat to Keep Yer Noggin Warm.

Item(s) Acquired!
Greatcoat: Somehow different from a trenchcoat. +1 to Intimidation. [?/?]
Chainsword: Money for the money god, goods for his throne! Powered by 100% freshly-compressed Communist souls. [?/?]
Commissar Hat: Because cruelty is sexy. +2 to Intimidation. [?/?]

Paranatural II: No Action:

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 Result: 6

You Become The Nothing.

The Nothing Becomes You.



You find yourself at a Crossroads. You can only choose one path to take.
One path leads to enlightenment.
The other to power.

Choose Wisely.

Dragnar V: Acquire Status Effect:

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 Result: 6

Ah, Dragnar V, you Gentlemanliness Thief! As silent and invisible as the Wind itself you Dart around The Waiting Room, snatching the Essence Of Gentlemanliness frm all those around you. The Freshly Raised Undead yield a surprisingly high load of this power.

The Mysterious Forces you harvest manifest themselves as a Hat and a Suit. Never lose these items, young one, and Always Keep Them Clean, or you may well lose your powers!

Status Effect(s) Acquired!
Gentleman III: A large variety of effects, including but not limited to; +2 for Charming Ladies, +2 for Sneaking And Stealing, +3 for Suit Maintenance and Keeping It Clean, etc. A must-have status effect for the social gentleman.

Item(s) Acquired!
Trilby Hat: Worn on the head.
Suit: Please do not wear on head.

Pre-Waiting List:
8. Ochita [3]
9. Zrk2: [3]
10. Vorthon: [3] wat is this- SUCCESS SUCCESS SUCCESS
11. Xegeth II: [3]
12. Roy Greenhilt: [3]

:tsiL gnitiaW-erP weN
ü. Vorthonita [|å]
/. Vrthn2: [VORTHON]
-+. Vorthon-Vorthon: [ð] i don't even vorthon
ynq. Vorthongeth II: [all]
erf. Roy Vorthonhilt: [TREE(3)]

vorthon


vorthon

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he comes

[RedWarrior0]

Skip the line and jump straight into the waiting room again. Killing Vorthon.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Vorthon]

I think I just broke reality... Or my brain...

I shall use my new found insight into the inner workings of the universe to make myself Grand God-Emperor-King Dictator-for-Eternity of the Cosmos.

[dragnar]

The transformation is almost complete... but something is missing. The source. The very lifeblood of the gentleman. I call my astral monocle to myself.

[Rexfelum]

So many good ideas.  So many good ideas!  How can one RPG turn possibly contain the multitude of ways this could go hideously wrong?!

I obviously need to find Kagus so that we may engage in an epic disco-Jackson smackdown the likes of which reality has never known outside of hideously mashed-up internet videos.

I obviously must kill ReDeadEr (who may or may not also be my jacket) so as to get to the front of the waiting list, enter the game, and find Kagus.

I obviously cannot kill ReDeadEr, come on, I may or may not have a jacket thanks to that character, what, am I just ungrateful?

I obviously need to lecture maxicaxi on the difference between zombies and necron before we have a tragic misunderstanding.

I obviously should have a makeup crew tend to my zombies, look at that one on the left, he's oozing, hey can somebody get bottled water with bendy straws the team needs to take five.

I obviously have nothing to say to dragnar.  I am not doing Smooth Criminal.

I obviously need to stay a healthy distance away from the being, whose whispered name is "Vorthon," that has summoned powers of an unidentified sort from within the confines of the pre-waiting list, powers suspected by terrified scholars to near those of "the DM has become bored."

. . .

Long-term goal: get into The Game, Find Kagus, initiate Disco-Jackson Matter-Antimatter Reaction to obliterate the unknown forces of Vorthon before The Prophecy is realized.  Kagus may not understand, for the one of disco is blind; but our feud may yet serve A Greater Purpose.

Immediate goal/action this turn: look, those Zombies are working hard, they need to Take Five, let's get some Bottled Water with Bendy Straws here people.  And hey, Makeup!  Take a look at that one on the left, he's Oozing.

--Rexfelum

[Tarran]

So many good ideas.  So many good ideas!  How can one RPG turn possibly contain the multitude of ways this could go hideously wrong?!

Ninja out of nowhere but, uhh... RTD =/= RPG. :|

Also, wall-o-text.

[Rexfelum]

Ninja out of nowhere but, uhh... RTD =/= RPG.

Too bad; I'm playing a role and enjoying a game.

Also, wall-o-text.

Too bad; it's a joke, you don't have to care; it's double-spaced between most sentences, I don't know what your point is.

--Rexfelum

[Tarran]

Ninja out of nowhere but, uhh... RTD =/= RPG.

Too bad; I'm playing a role and enjoying a game.

But it's not a Role Playing Game, it's an RTD. It's basically the same as calling a RTS a RPG just because you're role playing a general. Anyway, I'm just stating the mistake, since I don't think it should've been made. *Shrugs*

Also, wall-o-text.

Too bad; it's a joke, you don't have to care; it's double-spaced between most sentences, I don't know what your point is.

--Rexfelum

...There isn't a point. I was just stating that there was a lot more text in your post than what I would expect from a game of this type.