Round 51:
Round Complete.HmH:
Command NPC: Result: [ 4 + 1 {Commanding Position} = 5 ]
You Command the Object, and it Complies. From a Hand sprouting from an Eye a Mouth emerges, and The Mouth vomits a Fountain Of Pure Gold on The Gun.
The Light Gun is now Encased In Gold.
Object(s) Enhanced!
Gold-Encased Light Gun: Now more durable and bitchin' awesome! It might hurt damage output, though... [20/20]
RedWarrior0:
Summon Object: Result: [ 2 - 2 {Wrong Dimension} = 0 ]
You decide the Best Way to Summon The Omega Object is by Climbing Inside The Imaginary Alpha Object and Performing The Ritual there.
Physical Damage: 2
Mental Damage: 6
Physical Health 1/6. Mental Health -3/6. Turns Out You Were Wrong. While the Imagalpha Object is too Confused and Shocked by your Violating Its Mouth to seriously and intentionally Harm You, the things you see...
Your Mind Is Broken.
ReDeadEr:
Consult NPC: Result: 4
Speak to me now, bots!
We will work together now.
What should we be called?
The Bots stay Silent for a time, before offering an Answer.
Dunno.
Dunno? What a Splendid Name! It has a certain Oriental Mystique to it. Dun-noooh.
Duun-noh.
Dnn'oh.
You Feel a Warm Contentness inside you.
Rexfelum:
Perform Meditation: Metagame: Result: 5
Your Mind swims through the Planar Vortex, the Astral PLane, the Game. You will yourself in a Knot Of Realities that you find suits your purposes, and Force Your Will on it to make it come true.
Suddenly, from behind you, you hear a Terrible Voice. It is like the sounds of a Thousand Storms at once. It cries with the voices of a Million Dead Worlds. And it is Whining Gratingly.
I don't waaannnaaa organize the rules. I hate adding stupid rules all the time!
What even counts as a rule to you people? And I'd, like, have to make like, an organization system and everything.
That's so totally lame!
Waaaah.
You feel somehow Sad now. You have heard the Speech of your God, and it is Annoying As Hell.
Maxicaxi:
Enhance Item, Act Inconspicuous: Result: 6
You Slap On More Azers to make it look like you're doing something, but when The Room is Looking Another Way you Imbue The Gun with The Principles Of Communism. You teach it of the Glory of Owning The Means Of Production, and download an online version of The Manifesto into its AI Brain Thingy which you also retroactively installed. The LTDGFRH takes in these teachings greedily.
You feel Changes happening in you, too. You become Better at Combining Things, somehow.
It is not yet the time to Turn, you feel. You must Wait for a Suitable Time.
Object(s) Enhanced!
Lazer-Tazer-Dazer-Grazer-Fazer-Razer-Hazer: It Lazes, Tazes, Dazes, Grazes, and... actually just no. This isn't funny.
Oh, yeah. It's communist now, too. Good job, you. [?/?]
Status Effect(s) Gained!
Craftsman II: No longer will you be Stalin in your work.
Paranatural II:
Arrive:Dragnar V:
Perform Arrival: Result: 5
You Slied out of The Intra-Room Door, leaving a Trail Of Flames in your wake. You Snap Your Fingers and Flash a Blinding-White Smile at The Gentlemen in The Waiting Room.
Dragnar V Has Entered The Building.
Pre-Waiting List:7. Ochita [3] Confirm Presence
8. Sysice: [3]
9. Wimdit: [3]
10. Alcnotorious: [3]
New Pre-Waiting List:8. Ochita [3] CONFIRMED
9. Sysice: [3] UNCONFIRMED
10. Wimdit: [3] UNCONFIRMED
11. Alcnotorious: [3] COMUNFIRMED
12. Zrk2: [3]
13. Vorthorn: [3]
14. Xegeth II: [3]
15. Roy Greenhilt: [3]