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[RedWarrior0]

Alpha and omega are opposites: Mirror + Alpha Object. Take what is revealed.

[Rexfelum]

Well, I'm Not Dead Yet.  This is better than it could have been.

With New-Found Confidence derived from the Powers of Oratory, I decide that the Words Without are less meaningful than the Words Within, and I Enter a Meditative Trance To Discern the Secret Incantations Which Control the Powers of the Seen World, or Something Like That.

Also, I Fashionably Adjust the Collar of the Nice Leather Jacket, but only if permitted this as some sort of minor action.

--Rexfelum

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 49:

Round Complete.

Schilcote: No Action [5]:

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Result: AUTOSUCCESS

Predictably enough, The Alpha Object Assails Thee.

Alpha Object Physical Attack Roll: 1
Physical Dodge Roll: 3

The Object Flails Around Pathetically. You rejoice in your stupor.

HmH: Physical Attack: UFO

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Result: IRRELEVANT

Tool Use Roll: 5
UFO Physical Dodge Roll: 5

You Conjure An UFO and Shoot It From The Air. It Explodes In A Display Of Light. However, as it was An Object that you had Created. you Receive No Experience.

RedWarrior0: Combine Object:

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Result: 1

In Many Ways your experiment was A Success. First of all, you Managed To Duplicate The Alpha Object.

Unfortunately, it is The Alpha Object's Evil Twin.

DUN DUN DUNN.




You Slubberdegullion.

ReDeadEr: Assimilate NPC:

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 Result: 6

You Point Out to The Nanobots that Assimilating Themselves With Your Flesh is The Least The Could Do, after they may or may not have Turned Your Into An Article Of Clothing. The Bots grudgingly agree.

They Come.



Thud.

The First Bots burrow into your skin. The Pain is impossible. Every piece of your being is in agony.

Thud.

Your Brain is theirs now. You feel the pain lessen. You will not need pain every again.

Thud.

Your Heart Stops. You do not need it any longer.

You Fall On Your Knees and Cough Out Blood, all of your blood. It has served its purpose for you.

You Raise Your Arm. Beneath the skin, you see what seems like an endless stream of bots. Your vision blacks out for a second, and then returns... enhanced.
So many new things.
So much potential.

You need a new name. Something cool.
Hmph.

Rexfelum: Meditate:

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 Result: 4

You Focus Your Mind on the Backstage of The Game. Faintly, so faintly you are not sure it is not your imagination, you can hear... voices...

Nerf... op... trade hats pl0x...
lol... cry some more...

You Point Your Finger at An Object At Random and Utter The First Power Word.

NERF.

Hmph. It Seems To Have No Effect.

Maxicaxi: Arrive:

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 Result: EASY MONEY

First You Were Not.

Now You Are.


That is all.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[RedWarrior0]

Hm... so instead of the Omega object, I got Evil!Alpha Object?

Divide Evil!Alpha Object by -1 to remove the evilness, then raise to the -1 to change from Alpha to Omega.

[HmH]

Rexfelum ReDeadEr RedWarrior0, I doubt it really works like that. Dividing and multiplying by the same number does nothing, and it's a rule. To get an Omega Object, you'll have to divide -1 by Evil!Alpha Object or divide Evil!Alpha Object by -1 and then divide 1 by the resulting Twin!Alpha Object.

Examine my Light Gun, turn all found switches into the red position.

[RedWarrior0]

Rexfelum, I doubt it really works like that. Dividing and multiplying by the same number does nothing, and it's a rule. To get an Omega Object, you'll have to divide -1 by Evil!Alpha Object or divide Evil!Alpha Object by -1 and then divide 1 by the resulting Twin!Alpha Object.

Examine my Light Gun, turn all found switches into the red position.

I am not Rexfelum. Also, you make a good point.

[Rexfelum]

Hey, we don't know if we're at Dragnar V or VI just now.  (Translation: there's no pre-waiting list in that post.)  (Related observation: there is a smaller number of persons active now, and the pre-waiting list might no longer be necessary.  Depends on how much writing you feel like doing.)

(Anyway.)

You Focus Your Mind on the Backstage of The Game.

(Splutter . . . splutter . . . )  Wrong game!  So Totally Wrong Game!

(Sigh . . . )  Oh, well.  But so long as I am At Peace, I may as well Continue Meditation, at least until I am interrupted by the Worrisome Undefined Monstrosity Duplication that seems to be going on.  In this case, I would like to Attain Meditative Levitation (re: lotus position) What Naturally Comes With the Job.

--Rexfelum

[Paranatural]

Secure spot on list.

[maxicaxi]

MAKE LAZOR pistol

[RedWarrior0]

ReDeadEr

Okay, can you get it the third time?

[HmH]

ReDeadEr

Okay, can you get it the third time?

Whoops. Sorry.
Good thing you're not Tarran.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 50:

Round Complete.

Schilcote: Enter Game:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

At the Last Minute you Escape The Clutches of The Alpha Object. You sneaky devil, you.

HmH: Examine Item:

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 Result: 2

You Look Carefully at your Gun.

It looks Shooty.

RedWarrior0: Enhance Item:

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 Result: 4

Despite the fact that The Alpha Object Are Not Really Mathematical Units you Divide The Evli Alpha Object By -1.

You have created Imaginary Alpha Object. Good job.

ReDeadEr: No Action [1]:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

:O

Rexfelum: Perform Meditation:

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 Result: 3

Unfortunately, your Dream Of Flying is Not Realized. It looks more like Falling With Style. You Continue To Meditate as you Reseat Yourself.

Maxicaxi: Craft Item:

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 Result: 6

You Pull Objects from Unknown Worlds and, by the Power of The Free Market, you Combine Them Into...

...the Lazer-Tazer-Dazer. It's... Beautiful.
Absolutely Beautiful.

Item(s) Acquired!
Lazer-Tazer-Dazer: It Lazes, Tazes, and Dazes! Also it kills people dead. [?/?].
Also- Lazer-Tazer-Dazer? I hardly know 'er!

Status Effect(s) Acquired!
Marksman I: Although it sounds a bit too Marksist for most capitalists, Marxmanship is nevertheless a Useful Skill. Shooting +1.

Pre-Waiting List:
7. Paranatural II: [3] Secure priority
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. Wimdit: [3]
11. Alcnotorious: [3]
12. Dragnar V: [3] *ESCAPE* Success

New Pre-Waiting List:
7. Paranatural II: [1]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. Wimdit: [3]
11. Alcnotorious: [3]

NOTE: The Recent Surge of Terminally Inactive Players has led me to believe that I should organize a Namecall For The Active in The Pre-Waiting List. Essentially, this means that those of you in The Pre-Waiting List who think they will be able to play upon entry should make a simple post Stating Their Intent, and in two turns I will Tally The Results and Remove The Inactives.

Now is Round 50. The Namecall will end on Round 52.

Yes, I understand it may be Unfair that You Players are required to be on a Two-Day Alert, when I Myself can have skips as long as Five Days between turns.
On the other hand, it is somewhat Unfair and Impolite that Gentlemen must wait in line while others Idle For Hats. And there aren't even any hats!

[Dwarfaholic]

Hold on. This turn will come late because I am preparing a Super Special Bonus Round in celebration of the New Year.

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[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

Preparing Special Bonus Round.