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[Schilcote]

[ur=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7uJjY62WLc]DANCE.[/url]

failurl is fail

YOU SAW NOTHING
NOSING

(what was the name of that french guard from Hogan's Heroes?)

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 36:

Round Complete.

Jetsquirrel II: Enter Game:

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 Result: SPECTACULAR WIN

Through Hard Work and GM Compassion you are Relieved From Your Duties and Moved Into The Game.

A Small Fanfare Plays.

Xegeth: Use Object:

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 Result: 1

You Place Your Palm on The Object. It starts to Grow, quickly Enveloping Your Hand. It becomes Invisible.
You Grin.


Suddenly a Sharp Pain shoots up Your Arm. The Shapeless Blob starts Eating Up towards you, Mangling Your Hand as it approaches. You Scream In Fear And Pain.

Physical Damage Roll: 4
Mental Damage Roll: 2

Physical Health 2/6. Mental Health -1/6.

It's coming for you.
Now.

Ragnarok97071: Use Object:

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 Result: 6

You Throw Up Three Barrels. As they reach the Apex Of Their Flight you Freeze-Frame the scene. You then try to Slice through the barrels, but notice it's somewhat Harder To Move, as if you were moving through Thick Syrup. Nevertheless, you Splinter The Barrels and then take a Comfortable And Cool Stance before Snapping Time Back Into Space. The Bits Of Barrel fall down and rattle over you, and The Camera zooms into a Small Smile emerging on your Suddenly Dramatic And Scarry Face.

Huh. You didn't notice you had scars before.
They look cool, though.

Status Effect(s) Gained!
Cool Scars II: Scars are cool.

Acanthus117 II: Restore Mental Health:

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 Result: 5

Mental Heal Roll: 6

Mental Health 2/12. You Gaze At Your Stomach for a few minutes, somehow gaining Immense Mental Satisfaction at knowing you are Creating A Small Amount Of Disgust to whomever reads or writes these things. Ah, life.

Schilcote: Perform Dance:

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 Result: 1

You Flop About Embarrassingly, expelling Nerdy Flop-Sweat as you 'dance.' It seems there already exists some sort of supreme dance person somewhere, someone who gives the order here.

It's all right, though. You're just Cripplingly Scarred and Slightly Sprained from this experience.

Physical Damage Roll: 1
Mental Damage Roll: 5

Physical Health 5/6. Mental Health 1/6.

Thief^: Stealth Action:

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 Result: 6

You Become A Ninja Of The Night, something that means slightly less in the Eternally Brightly Lit Waiting Room. Jumping From Non-Existent Shadow To Non-Existent Shadow comes Second Nature to you. A Black Stereotypical Ninja Costume spontaneously forms around you, proudly proclaiming your Ninjaness.

Now if only you had a Theme-Relevant Weapon...

Status Effect(s) Gained!
Ninja III: Spontaneous Ninja Costume, Shadow Leap, Theme-Relevant Weapon Bonus. Good times.

wisp wings: Arrive:

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 Result: 4

You Step In from Non-Existence. It's somewhat refreshing, actually. Existing, that is.

HmH: Escape

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 Result: SUCCESS

Sirens Wail as you Burst In through the Omniwalls. Panting and sweating you Look Around Yourself in Panic And Confusion.

Okay, you've made it this far. That's good. You can make it now. They won't find you here.

The Omniwall Closes.

Achievement Unlocked! "The Great Escape"
Be the first to escape from the pre-waiting list. You bold player you.

Pre-Waiting List:
7. Karnewarrior: [3]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. HmH: [3] *Escape* SUCCESS
11. ReDeadEr: [2]
12. Paranatural II: [1]
13. Dragnar II: [3]
14. Wimdit: [3]
15. Alcnotorious: [3]

New Pre-Waiting List:
7. Karnewarrior: [3]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. ReDeadEr: [3]
11. Paranatural II: [2]
12. Dragnar II: [3]
13. Wimdit: [3]
14. Alcnotorious: [3]

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Acanthus117]

Bellydance!

[Schilcote]

FAILURE IS NOT TOLERABLE.
DANCE.

[HmH]

Stop Eating and Look At Me, The Eldritch Horror Eating Xegeth!
You Are Hired.

Enslave and Exploit The Clueless Blob.

[Thief^]

Bellydance!

Like this ?

I saw him dance last weekend, along with a dozen other acts (mostly women), including one group bellydancing to Irish folk music, and a goth bellydance soloist dancing to Rob Zombie - Dragula.
There's more to bellydance than you might think...

And back on topic:
Craft a hira-shuriken from pure condensed darkness
Might be difficult in the perpetually bright waiting room, but I bet I can find scraps of darkness lying about.

[Xegeth]

In Soviet Russia, Eldritch Horror eats you. Since I'm obviously a capitalist, I take a bite out of the blob. HmH can have the rest.

[dragnar]

Be in the waiting room instead of the pre-waiting room.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 37:

Round Complete.

Xegeth: Physical Attack: Alpha Object:

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 Result: IRRELEVANT

Physical Attack Roll: 2
Alpha Object Physical Dodge Roll: [ 4 - 3 (Attached to surface) = 1 ]

Alpha Object Physical Damage Roll: 2

Alpha Object Physical Health ?-2/?. You Nibble The Object slightly, but it seems Reluctant To Let Go.

Ragnarok97071: Temporal Recovery:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

You Catch Up to The General Time Continuum.

Acanthus117 II: Perform Dance:

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 Result: 1

You Fail Miserably. The Sudden Brightness of The Waiting Room mercilessly shows you Tanned Hide, and your Dancing only makes it worse.

You make yourself Incredibly Sad.

Physical Damage Roll: 3
Mental Damage Roll: 2

Physical Health 5/9. Mental Health 0/12.

Schilcote: Perform Dance:

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 Result: 4

You Dance, albeit not as Epically as you had Hoped.

Mental Heal Roll: 2

Mental Health 3/6. You feel A Bit Better.

Thief^: Create Object:

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 Result: 6

You can Easily Find Shadows here, even if they don't exist- Shadows always seem to gather where you are.

Fusing them together with the Power Of Ninja, you create The Shadow Hira-Shurikens. You Flip A Ninja Star around, appraising it carefully. Shadow dances off it's surface in brilliant ways.
Yes. These will do.

Item(s) Received!
Hira-Shurikens: Numberless, Unexamined. [?/?].

wisp wings: No Action [1]:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

HmH: Recruit NPC:

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 Result: 6

You! Alpha object! Look at me when I'm talking to you!

The Object pauses it's Eating Your Friend. Although it doesn't move, you get the feeling it's watching you.

Yeah, I'm talking to you. I like your attitude, kid. You got chutzpah. But your attitude, I don't like that at all.

The Object seems Confused.

Eating your coworkers? That's just wrong. That's not what I hired you for.

The Object looks around itself, wondering if you're Talking To Someone Else.

Don't try to shift the blame here. Now get off your ass fetch me some coffee. Pronto! I'm docking your pay if it's not here by the time I turn around.

You Turn Around with satisfaction in a job well done. A Cup Of Coffee is before you, and behind it The Alpha Object, which somehow looks simultaneously confused, submissive, embarrassed, and annoyed.

Pfft. Easier than Shooting Fish In A Barrel.

With A Tesla Gun.

Pre-Waiting List:
7. Karnewarrior: [3]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. ReDeadEr: [3]
11. Paranatural II: [2]
12. Dragnar II: [3] *Escape* FAILURE
13. Wimdit: [3]
14. Alcnotorious: [3]

New Pre-Waiting List:
7. Karnewarrior: [3]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. ReDeadEr: [3]
11. Paranatural II: [3]
12. Wimdit: [3]
13. Alcnotorious: [3]
14. Dragnar III: [3]

[Acanthus117]

Learn to regenerate physical and mental health

[Schilcote]

POOT TELEPORT HERE

[ragnarok97071]

Throw 5 objects up, charge Special Effects Katana with SPARKS, and attack them.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Turn Complete.

[dragnar]

Continue attempting to escape!