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[Jetsquirrel]

DESTROY TAHT SMILE! Take away Happiness! from my emotions!

[ragnarok97071]

did I just manage to go insane on my first turn? sweet. since insanity dosn't work in the waiting room anymore, try to learn magic anyway, you might just be insane enough to ignore the "it doesn't exist" factor. (last time, I won't be that boring. for now.

[Lonewolf I]

Focus the entirety of my being on bringing Paranatural II forward in the queue, that he may join the outside world sooner and bring a proper burial for his past life's fallen lover.

[wolfchild]

Lure Lonewolf into the proper waiting room, with wolfy stuff

[Thief^]

Advance 1 place using super-awesome stealth.

[wisp wings]

7. Lonewolf: Wear monocle

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Result:4
It turns out that cherub dust is very similar in composition to fine quality sand! Using your 1337 Kai Lord skills, you craft the powder into... A monocle. Using your own belly lint you spin some string, which you attach to the device so you will never lose it. Then you were it.

You now see dead people. A.K.A . Paranatural.

8. Thief^: Wait patiently.

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Result:3
Just stand here. Yep. No need to try to do anything. Patience is a virtue. Just stand around.

You break out in the hokey-pokey.

9. Karnewarrior Manly!

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Result:2
Manly. You put another shrimp on the barby. Mate. But you still don't appreciate those pushy one-nation hypocrites. So you knock wisp wings flat on his face. Far shake of the sauce bottle.

11. wisp wings: Body percussion

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Result:6
You start doing a bit of good old fashion rhythmic clapping. And everyone joins in. Everyone. Even the insane agents in the field. Who are dead. Even the moon. It's quite effective.

10. Sysice: Wait patiently

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Result:2
You think you're starting to get the hang of this patience. Then you hadoken the guy who over took you. He deserved it.

12. Orchita: DDR Time

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Result:2
It's time to bust a move. You set the game to endless. Extreme. You choice a really hard one. And not just the hard ones that come with the game. One of the hard ones from THE INTERNET. You then go crazy.

Pity it's only the laptop version. Someone might have been impressed.

13. Wimdit: Make it cannon

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Result:5
Using your rudimentary understanding of all things phallic, you MacGyver together a traditional cannon out of a golf club, a bell and Orchita. Then, aiming it at everyone in front of you, you fire. Everything goes off without a hitch. Next time you should spend a turn loading it though.

14. Paranatural II: Arrive

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Result:6
Paranatural II has arrived. You have seen things that these mortals could not possibly imagine. Madness beyond imagination (very negative). Mind links that span galaxies. And you let them know it. With unfathomable distain, you take your spot in line. All in line bow down before this great master. All hail Paranatural II.

15. Alxnortorious: Arrive

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Result:1
You try to match Paranatural II. You really do. But no one can match that. No one. You collapse into a small ball and start crying. You cling to your security blanket. It's really quite pathetic. Good thing no one notices or they might have tried to comfort you. Might have.

Contents of Prewaiting Waiting Room

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(In rough order of appearance(Nothing can truly leave the pre-waiting room)
PopeRichardCorey
Ragnarok97071
Acanthus117 II
Lonewolf
Wolfchild
Thief^
Sysice
Xegeth
wisp wings
Karnewarrior
Dent in Wall
3 Phones
Cricket Stump
Crude D&D Set
"Wispious Wingious" Wizard Character Hand
Slain Darkness
Ticket 26
Armageddon Weekly
Sprained Charm
Meat powder (1/2)
Infantry miniatures
Witty Comment
C grade villainous plot
Cane
Tap shoes
Top Hat
Two piece suite
Karnewarrior's meanieness
TV
DVD player
"The Fountain"
Wimdit
Platform Shoes
Monocle (Cherub Dust, Belly lint)
Shrimp
Barby
Laptop
DDR for computer
Cannon (Golf club, bell Orchita)
Paranatural II
Alxnotorious
Security Blanket

Sorry it's five hours late. I was asleep


My AP action: Charge past the now impotent Karnewarrior all the way to the front of the line.

[Paranatural]

Accept Lonewolf I's assistance graciously, moving forward in the queue, as is my wont.

[Karnewarrior]

clothesline Wispwings as he runs past.

[Acanthus117]

Meditate to increase my mental strength

[Thief^]

Advance 1 place using super-awesome stealth.

[Poltifar]

Create an orb of pure happiness and light from the smiles abounding, to vanquish the darkness forevermore!

[Schilcote]

As a Stephinian spy, attempt to join game & collect data on its inhabitants.

But don't sap anyone's sentries. That's just not how we roll.

[wolfchild]

bah our sentry guns work off negative energy anyway

[Blargityblarg]

bah our sentry guns work off negative energy anyway

So you have to give them energy to sap them?

Damn, now i was TF2 fanart of Heavy beating Spy with a turret, while Engineer stands off to the side.

Caption: In Soviet Russia, Turret Saps You.

[Acanthus117]

go to the forums and ask for it!