Round 26:
Round Complete.Jetsquirrel II:
Complete Annihilation: Smile Result: 1
Gurh.
Impossible! No Mere Smile can Defeat The Waiting Room.
It is impossible. It cannot be.
You Will Remove The Smile. And you will Start With Yourself.
Physical Damage Roll: 1
Physical Heal Roll: 2
Physical Heal Roll: 4
Physical Health 6/6. Your Automatic Hardware Preservers heals you as you Struggle In Vain against a pattern of facial muscle contortions.
Poltifar:
Create Item: Orb Of Happiness Result: 2
You Really Seem Obsessed With Orbs. Almost Freudian.
Besides, you Cannot Control Happiness. Happiness Is Free.
Mental Damage Roll: 4
Mental Health -3/6.
Ability Effect.
Mental Health -1/6. You're glad The Waiting Room has understood The Value Of Happiness and prevents you from going insane. It's nice of it.
PopeRichardCorey:
No Action: [2] Result: BLAZING AUTOSUCCESS
And now you Play The Waiting Game.
Xegeth:
Summon Large Object: Result: 6
So. Tents.
But tents are boring! And this is coming from someone who likes to live under a table.
No. You Must Make It More Interesting.
And you know how.
You Summon The Flying Tent-Based Multi-Manifold Doom Fortress. Your Table is Located In The Heart, surrounded at all sides by Steel-Hard Tent Canvas. It's currently unpopulated, but it still Floats Eerily in the Eternal Twilight of The Waiting Room.
Large Object(s) Discovered!
Flying Tent-Based Multi-Manifold Doom Fortress: Unexamined, In Waiting Room. [?/?].
Ragnarok97071:
Acquire Special Ability: Result: 4
Magic? Well Of Course Magic Exists! And it's Tremendously Easy To Use, to boot!
To demonstrate this simple fact, you summon All Your Ethereal Powers.
Mystical forces from The Umbra Dimension gather around your fingers. A Choir Of Faux Latin sings melodiously. The Forces That Be converge at your very fingertips.
A Few Sparks Emerge from your hand, to your great pride.
Special Ability Gained!
Sparks I: Sparks. From your fingers.
Acanthus117 II:
Perform Meditation: Result: 6
You Settle Down in The World Of Smile and Go Oout to seek wisdom. Your Spirit Sees Many Things During It's Voyages. You find The Buddha. You kill The Buddha. During what seems like All The Time That Has Ever Been you Double Your Mental Health Reserve.
Awwright! Friggin' slick! says You, The Wisened Master. You Shake Your Tummy In Triumph.
Max Mental Health +6!
Mental Health 12/12.
Wolfchild:
Liberate Pre-Operational: Result: 6
You Reach Past The Great Barrier and Grab Lonewolf I. Swinging him Like A Pendulum you Slowly Gather The Required Momentum for escape, but you do not know this. Instead you Gather Too Much Strength and Fling Your Poor Friend directly Into The Battlefield Itself.
That's...
Inconvenient.
Pre-Waiting List:7. Lonewolf I: [3] Shift other priority (Paranatural)*1
8. Thief^: [3] Shift own priority*1
9. Karnewarrior: [Zero] No action
10. wisp wings: [3] Shift own priority*3
11. Sysice: [3] No action
12. Ochita: [3] No action
13. Wimdit: [3] No action
14. Paranatural II: [3] Shift own priority*3
15. Alxnotorious: [3] No action
16. Schilcote: [3] No action
17. Dragnar II: [3] No action
New Pre-Waiting List:7. wisp wings: [Zero]
8. Thief^: [2]
9. Paranatural II: [Zero]
10. Karnewarrior: [1]
11. Sysice: [3]
12. Ochita: [3]
13. Wimdit: [3]
14. Alxnotorious: [3]
15. Schilcote: [3]
16. Dragnar II: [3]