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[Rexfelum]

Oh great.  Now the journey into and through the waiting room has become a gauntlet-style run past a ravening and ill-defined monster.  And with people idling, the chance that some suckers will kill themselves eliminating the threat before I arrive is uncomfortably slim.

I do nothing.

--Rexfelum

[RedWarrior0]

Develop COMBAT OPERANDI: BELLY OF THE WHALE

[Schilcote]

Gain Ability: Ability To Abosorb Potential Post-Energy
Effectively, I get the ability to do extra actions when people don't take theirs. For each "do nothing", I get an extra action that turn.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 43:

Round Complete.

Acanthus117 II, Thief^, Karnewarrior: No Action [3], [4], [3]:

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You Whistle Merrily in canon, while your eyes are Dull And Empty.

Schilcote: Acquire Special Ability: Meta-Ability:

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 Result: 1

You try to tap into The Deepest Powers, but unfortunately lose your connection at the last moment and experience huge Feedback Damage.

Physical Damage Roll: 3
Mental Damage Roll: 6

Physical Health 3/6. Mental Health -1/6. Well that just Basically Nullified Any Gains You May Have Gotten From That Wrench Thing Now.

HmH: Enhance Item:

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 Result: 3

A Carpet? Into A Car? How ludicrous! Then you'd be left with A Pet, and you're clearly not responsible enough for one of those! You managed to kill Your Pet Goldfish in less than twenty minutes! What a horrible idea.

RedWarrior0: Acquire Special Ability

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 Result: 4

You don't feel you're strong enough to handle The Whole Forbidden Technique. Instead you opt for it's weaker form; Combat Operandi: Cheek Pouches Of The Hamster. It is really very intimidating, assuming your enemy is Some Sort Of Edible Device.

Special Ability Acquired!
Cheek Pouches Of The Hamster: Triple damage against small foodstuffs, such as nuts, berries, or human fingers. Triple damage, man! Sweet.

Events And NPCs:

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The Alpha Object decides to, for some reason, go after The Next Most Serious Idler, Thief^. It is as if it is being used by some sort of outside force to Weed Out Inactive Players!

But that would just be silly, wouldn't it?

Alpha Object Physical Attack Roll: 3
Thief^ Physical Dodge Roll: 1

Thief^ Physical Damage Roll: 3

Thief^ Physical Health 3/6. The Object crunches heavily into Thief^s Chest, but he's left standing. The Vacant Look on his eyes never goes away during the whole ordeal.

New Pre-Waiting List:
7. ReDeadEr: [Zero]
8. Paranatural II: [3]
9. Ochita [3]
10. Sysice: [3]
11. Rexfelum: [1]
12. Wimdit: [3]
13. Alcnotorious: [3]
14. Dragnar IV: [3]

New Pre-Waiting List:
7. ReDeadEr: [1]
8. Paranatural II: [3]
9. Ochita [3]
10. Sysice: [3]
11. Rexfelum: [2]
12. Wimdit: [3]
13. Alcnotorious: [3]
14. Dragnar IV: [3]

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[HmH]

I learn the tricks of Carpet-Fu, such as Venus Flywrap, Fractal Madness, and Bomb Drop.

By the way, isn't ReDeadEr supposed to be in the Waiting Room, now that wisp wings is dead?

[RedWarrior0]

I learn the druidic talent of Wild Shape.

[Schilcote]

Fffff...
Use next turn as an energy source in an attempt to warp my personal local space time, effectively undoing the last turn at the cost of the next.

[Rexfelum]

Use next turn as an energy source in an attempt to warp my personal local space time, effectively undoing the last turn at the cost of the next.

Dude . . . I had been going to comment on your last action.  Now this one manages to top it.

Keep on metagamin'!  Keep right on!

Oh, and I do nothing.

--Rexfelum

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 44:

Round Complete.

(('scuse me for the lateness of this turn, I've been busy sneezing blood out of my nose.))

Acanthus117 II, Thief^, Karnewarrior: No Action [4], [5], [4]:

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 Result: VARYING DEGREES OF AUTOMATIC SUCCESS

You're like Zombies, except you don't Shuffle About Slowly, Groan, Or Eat Brains... You're like [Offensive Political Stereotype]!

Schilcote: Meta-Action:

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 Result: 6

Now, if this were A Cruel Game, this overshot would mean you'd Sacrifice Several Turns Ahead in order to Revert Several Turns In The Past. Just because.

But no, this GM is Kind Of Soul and Gentle Of Heart. He will not Take This Opportunity to 'Screw You Over,' as the kids say. Your wish shall be granted.

You Feel The Effects Of Last Turn Fade Away Into Nothing. Furthermore, you sense A Certain Clarity In The Future, one that Implies That You Can Act Your Next Turn As Well. How utterly Delightful.

Mental Heal Roll: 6

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 6/6. You feel The Memories Of The Past fading, and can somehow guess Those Memories are fading from other people as well.

HmH: Acquire Special Ability:

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 Result: 4

You Swing A Bit with your Carpet. It doesn't Seem very Intimidating. That just obviously means it is Impossible Deadly once you Learn How To Use It! A Grim Determination fills you. You will learn how to use this carpet. You don't care if it costs your life.

Well, maybe it if costs your life. But if it costs, say, Karnewarrior's Life, that'd be fine.

RedWarrior0 II: Acquire Special Ability:

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 Result: 1

Well, in certain ways, this was a Blazing Success. You managed to Transform Your Body and... well, that's basically how far you got. Currently you have Your Foot sticking out of Your Stomach. You feel this may Impede Future Actions somewhat.

Physical Damage Roll: 3
Mental Damage Roll: 6

Physical Health 3/6. Mental Health -5/6. This is just not going your way, is it?

Status Effect(s) Acquired!
Foot In Stomach: This is just... wrong. Movement Penalty 3, Charisma Penalty 3.

Events And NPCs:

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For some Strange And Exotic Reason The Alpha Object continues it's Assault on Poor, Poor Thief^.

Alpha Object Physical Attack Roll: 1
Thief^ Physical Dodge Roll: 2

Thief^ may just be One Of The Luckiest Players Yet. Some Cursing is barely audible at the Edges Of Your Hearing. A Mouth Appears on The Alpha Object so it may Drop Open In Surprise. The mouth is then Eaten By What Looks Like An Arm.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[HmH]

Dye my carpet red with Karnewarrior's blood.

[maxicaxi]

I sign up

[RedWarrior0]

BECOME A NINJA.

[Rexfelum]

Erm . . . I find myself uncertain of reality.  What effect does this . . .

Round 44:

Schilcote: Meta-Action:

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 6/6. You feel The Memories Of The Past fading, and can somehow guess Those Memories are fading from other people as well.

. . . have on this . . .

Round 43:

New Pre-Waiting List:
7. ReDeadEr: [1]
8. Paranatural II: [3]
9. Ochita [3]
10. Sysice: [3]
11. Rexfelum: [2]
12. Wimdit: [3]
13. Alcnotorious: [3]
14. Dragnar IV: [3]

. . . given that I wanna use them AP sometime, and there's no pre-waiting list entry in round 44?  Do I have 3 AP now?  If so, Shift Own Priority Up 3.

--Rexfelum