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[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Schilcote]

Attempt to gain mad wrench throwing skillz, procuring a wrench if necessary.

[HmH]

No! I must kill the duck!
Draw two light guns from the Nintendospace and dual-wield them.

[ragnarok97071]

Thank gosh that we can't go insane here, IIRC.
Stop the screwed up personal time rate.

[RedWarrior0]

Enter the game proper, bypassing the Waiting Room Altogether.

[Rexfelum]

I have realized it is essential to my forum-going health that I participate in this game.  I enter the pre-waiting list.

If allowed to act upon arrival, I also shift own priority up 1.

--Rexfelum

[Acanthus117]

Become a health regenerating freak of nature

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 40:

Round Complete.


Ragnarok97071: Enter Game:

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 Result: GLORIOUS AUTOSUCCESS

With Pride and Adequate Personal Hygiene you step out of The Waiting Room and into The Game. You can Almost Hear invisible voices cheering somewhere.

Acanthus117 II: Acquire Special Ability:

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 Result: 6

Normally it would be Exceptionally Difficult to become a Mental Health-Regenerating Freak Of Nature in one turn, but as you are Already a Freak Of Nature you just have to slap on the Regeneration.

You Laugh Menacingly as you Complete The Necessary Ritual and feel the Folds Of Your Belly penetrate your mind, causing you a Special Kind Of Insanity that you know will Push Out other kinds of insanity. Yes, yes. This will do.

Special Ability Acquired!
Mental Regeneration III: Regenerate 1d6 + 1 Mental Health per turn.

Soon your transformation to Munckinhood will be... Complete.

Schilcote: Acquire Special Ability:

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 Result: 3

You consider Honing Your Skills, but instead watch in a mixture of Morbid Curiosity and Absolute Disgust as Acanthus117 II wraps his belly over his head, breathes in heavily, and begins to laugh. What is wrong with that person? What - Wh-
Words Escape You. That man is just Wrong. Wrong in the head, wrong in the body. You Throw Up A Bit In Your Mouth.

Mental Damage Roll: 1

Mental Health 1/6. Well, at least his existence confirms that you're not insane. Your mind could never come up with something so disturbing and unreal as Acanthus117 II.

Thief^: No Action [1]:

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 Result: SURPRISING VICTORY

You Whistle A Merry Jetty.

wisp wings: No Action [4]:

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 Result: BOLD TRIUMPH

You wonder what's going on in The Pre-Waiting Room, as is your wont.

HmH: Craft Item:

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 Result: 4

You Only Manage To Pull Out a single Device Of Hurt. To be honest, you really have no idea what duck you're thinking about. Perhaps it's a metaphorical duck? Perhaps- What Is That Person Doing With His Stomach?

Eww.

Just...

No.

Item(s) Acquired!
Light Gun: It's not very heavy at all! Also it shoots light. Unexamined, Held. [?/?].

Events And NPCs:

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Array

Pre-Waiting List:
7. Karnewarrior: [3]
8. Paranatural II: [Zero]
9. Ochita [3]
10. Sysice: [3]
11. ReDeadEr: [3]
12. Wimdit: [3]
13. Alcnotorious: [3]
14. Dragnar IV: [3]
15. RedWarrior0 II: [3] *Illegal Action* [Consult Relevant Gameswitch To Change Options]

New Pre-Waiting List:
7. Paranatural II: [1]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. ReDeadEr: [3]
11. Wimdit: [3]
12. Alcnotorious: [3]
13. Dragnar IV: [3]
14. RedWarrior0 II: [3]
15. Rexfelum: [3]

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[Schilcote]

Retry. Do not abort or fail.

[Rexfelum]

Hmm.  One only gains "AP" back if one does nothing.  Thus, when one is spending "AP," there is rarely a point in using less than the maximum amount.

Shift own priority by three, with the power of logic.

--Rexfelum

[RedWarrior0]

Enter Waiting Room.

[HmH]

Make myself a flying carpet.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 41:

Round Complete.

((Come on now, folks, you had over two days to post your turns. Let's try to be a bit more rigorous next time, then.))

Acanthus117 II: No Action [1]:

Schilcote: Acquire Special Ability:

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 Result: 6

Clang.

Clang.

Clang.

The Sound Of The Machines is now in Your Head As Well.

How they work. How they see. How they think.

Yes. You could make these. More of these. As many as you want.

You prepa-

Wait. A tool. You need a tool.
A Wrench. That would do nicely. There are wrenches here, if you want to find them. The Waiting Room provides.

Good.
You also take Some Necessary Parts, fumble around with them, and throw them on the ground. You watch with a certain sense of glee as The Parts begin to Autoconstruct, even though you already knew they would. You did design them, after all.

Physical Heal Roll: 2
Mental Heal Roll: 4

Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health 5/6.

Sentry coming up!

Item(s) Acquired!
Wrench: A wrench. +2 PD, Melee Weapon. Parries. [8/8].

Status Effect(s) Acquired!
Wrench-Fu II: Autosucceed in basic wrench tool use actions.

Thief^: No Action [2]:

wisp wings: No Action [5]:

HmH: Craft Item:

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 Result: 4

Well, it doesn't really Fly, per se, because the current Magic Level is too low. But it does, you know, Look Nice. So yeah. A carpet. Useful for transporting dead bodies and pretending you're an Unusually Colorful Ghost.

Item(s) Acquired!
Non-Magical Carpet: Unexamined, Held. [?/?].

Karnewarrior: No Action [1]

Pre-Waiting List:
7. Paranatural II: [1]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. ReDeadEr: [3]
11. Wimdit: [3]
12. Alcnotorious: [3]
13. Dragnar IV: [3]
14. RedWarrior0 II: [3] *Escape* SUCCESS
15. Rexfelum: [3] Shift own priority *3, rank +3

New Pre-Waiting List:
7. Paranatural II: [2]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. ReDeadEr: [3]
11. Rexfelum: [Zero]
12. Wimdit: [3]
13. Alcnotorious: [3]
14. Dragnar IV: [3]

[Schilcote]

Hear their song. Join in their chorus. The flesh is weak. We are many.

Also, hold wrench aloft, behold its power. Power to create. Power to destroy. Power to change.