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[Thief^]

Practice creating other things out of shadow
Bonus points if I get a shadow-kitten out of it.

[HmH]

"I'm starting to like you, Alpha Employee. But your résumé is horrible. What's so bad about it, you ask? The fact that it's NOT! ON! MY! DESK!"
Alpha Object: Fill out the forms and put them on wisp wings.
Me: If forms are on my desk, fire Acanthus's insanity. "Rule Alpha, kid: Eating What Is Fired Is Completely Fine."
If not, practice every chief's skill of being Right Behind You.

[Xegeth]

I Slightly-More-Than-One-Inch Punch my insanity. In the face.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 38:

Round Complete.

Xegeth: Enter Game:

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 Result: GOOD JOB, MATE

With Pride you Step Into The Game. You good person you.

Ragnarok97071: Use Item, Combo:

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 Result: 2

Damn, this is Difficult. Timing The Sparks right is real hard; they seem to go Right Through Your Time Dilation. This stinks!

Mental Damage Roll: 2

Mental Health 3/6.

Acanthus117 II: Acquire Special Ability:

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 Result: 3

It seems the gods of random dice say No, poignantly, yet again. Bellydancing just does not seem to equate mental health.

Mental Damage Roll: 4

Mental Health -4/12.

Schilcote: Place Item:

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 Result: 1

Nope.avi, you hear a cosmic force say. Suddenly Your Neck Elongates Uncontrollably.

Physical Damage Roll: 2
Mental Damage Roll: 3

Physical Health 3/6. Mental Health 0/6. The elongation is painful, but bearable. Your Neck Snaps Back Into Regular Size, which is both healthy and refreshing.

Thief^: Enhance Special Ability:

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 Result: 4

You manage to create A Shadow Of A Duck by positioning your arm in an amusing manner. It looks Deceptively Life-Like!

Quack, quack!

Oh, hilarity.

wisp wings: No Action [2]:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

HmH: Command NPC, Remove Unit From Organization:

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 Result: 5

As Per Your Orders the object consumes and absorbs All The Available Insanity in The Waiting Room. Consequently it becomes Insane.

Eeeh. You think you could've planned that a bit better.

Pre-Waiting List:
7. Karnewarrior: [3]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. ReDeadEr: [3]
11. Paranatural II: [3]
12. Wimdit: [3]
13. Alcnotorious: [3]
14. Dragnar III: [3] *Escape* FAILURE

New Pre-Waiting List:
7. Karnewarrior: [3]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. ReDeadEr: [3]
11. Paranatural II: [3]
12. Wimdit: [3]
13. Alcnotorious: [3]
14. Dragnar IV: [3]

[Schilcote]

Violently cease to exist due to an overload of sheer boredom.

[ragnarok97071]

A 2? I'm going to zap myself or something.

[Acanthus117]

BECOME THE SANEST MAN ALIVE

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[HmH]

Make two swords out of light and dual-wield them.

[Thief^]

Make two swords out of shadow and dual-wield them.

*whistle*...

[ragnarok97071]

Begin meditating on the sword to restore mental health.

[RedWarrior0]

Enter the game

[Acanthus117]

Gain regeneration both mental and physical

[Paranatural]

Move myself up the list.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 39:

Round Complete.

Ragnarok97071: Restore Mental Health:

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 Result: 1

It's Difficult Trying To Meditate when Moving At Varying And Interchangeable Speeds In Time. You try to hold The Katana in front of you; instead, you end up Cutting Yourself On The Edge Instead.

Physical Damage Roll: 2
Mental Damage Roll: 5

Physical Health 4/6. Mental Health 0/6. You'd say this is...
Insanely Difficult.

Acanthus117 II: Restore Mental Health:

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 Result: 6

You have Depressed The GM. Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

Well, full mental health, I guess.

Schilcote: Suicide Action:

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 Result: 2

You Fail At Failing, and gain some relief in knowing that, at least, it can only go up from here.

Right?

Mental Heal Roll: 1

Mental Health 2/6. It's all going to get worse, isn't it?

Yes. Yes it is.

New Rule Discovered! Suicide Actions Exist
Sub-Rule Discovered! Failing At Suicide Actions Heals You

Thief^: Craft Item: Device Of Hurt:

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 Result: 6 (Circumstance Bonus)

The Ancient Shadows of Mystic And Unholy Beasts converge at your fingertips, creating The Twin Blades Of Shadow. The screams of A Million Lost Souls echo in The Waiting Room as you bind them to these weapons. The Earths Shakes And Trembles as it senses this new power to Tear It Asunder.

Item(s) Received!
Twin Blades Of Shadow: Unexamined, Held. [?/?]. [?/?].

wisp wings: No Action [3]:

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

HmH: Craft Item: Device Of Hurt:

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 Result: 6 (Circumstance Bonus)

The Goodness And Kindness of Wise And Powerful Souls converge at your fingertips, creating The Twin Bldes Of Light. The cheers of A Million Noble Beasts echo in The Waiting Room, as you use them to enhance these weapons. The Skies flash and boom as they sense this new power to Forever Calm Them.

Item(s) Received!
Twin Blades Of Light: Unexamined, Held. [?/?]. [?/?].

Events And NPCs:

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The Alpha Object sputters and flails about randomly. Oh, he. He so silly. Luckily nothing bad can come from this.

The two Pairs Of Blades sense the presence of each other and Ferociously Leap At Each Other from their owners's hands. In a Flash Of Shadow And Light and a Slight Smell Of Rhubarb the Blades Vanish.

All of you make a Collective Sad Smiley Face.

Pre-Waiting List:
7. Karnewarrior: [3]
8. Ochita [3]
9. Sysice: [3]
10. ReDeadEr: [3]
11. Paranatural II: [3] Shift own priority*3, rank +3
12. Wimdit: [3]
13. Alcnotorious: [3]
14. Dragnar IV: [3]

New Pre-Waiting List:
7. Karnewarrior: [3]
8. Paranatural II: [Zero]
9. Ochita [3]
10. Sysice: [3]
11. ReDeadEr: [3]
12. Wimdit: [3]
13. Alcnotorious: [3]
14. Dragnar IV: [3]
15. RedWarrior0 II: [3]