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WHICH WITCH WHICH WITCHES THE WITCHES WHICH?

1.) Gur'glak - God of death and necromancy
- 13 (36.1%)
2.) Talus - God of pure chaos
- 17 (47.2%)
3.) Wyy'vyn - God of destruction.
- 6 (16.7%)

Total Members Voted: 36


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Author Topic: The Dark Gods.  (Read 7869 times)

wolfchild

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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2010, 01:58:27 am »

poison the well n some manner, pour feriliser down it if that is he onl option
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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2010, 02:40:56 am »

with your monkey reptile charms, you attempt to find something that could poison the well.
You find a few vials with odd liquids in a tent filled with books...
Other than that you find nothing so you decide to chuck dirt into the well...
Its not very effective...
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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2010, 03:43:28 am »

Chuck the vials into the well, making sure they break by the time they hit the bottom.
Chuck all of them in. Also throw in the books, too.

Also, we're a god of chaos, even in our pitiful state we should be able to make a paradox of some kind, just to fuck with the laws of physics.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2010, 03:45:00 am by abculatter_2 »
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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2010, 03:44:51 am »

and some rotten food YEESSS
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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2010, 03:46:07 am »

Chuck the entire monkey reptile into the well, then ditch it and make sure it rots.

Then find another avatar, preferably a more powerful one.
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« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2010, 04:01:31 am »

Fucking with the laws of physics -> other gods WILL notice and promptly de-existentialise your shapeless ass.

Also, well has water, its like impossible for them to break.... they'd float... unless you like chuck them against the well wall and have them break on the well wall slipping out the contents...
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You quickly scurry into the humanoid tent and do many return trips, grabbing books and the vials, freely chucking the books into the well whilst uncorking the vials and dropping them down into the well, mixing their contents with the water, on the last trip some weird robed person spotted you, but you managed to outrun it.
You then go and find some more food to chuck down into the water to rot, making it more likely that the villagers will get sick.
And in one last effort of chaotic evil, you chuck yourself down the well, resisting the primitive instincts that still remain in the animal and kill yourself.

You exit out of the now lifeless monkey-reptile, having successfully jeopardised the well.
Hopefully they don't realise till its too late!

You feel very glee-full and race off at full speed back to your contaminated valley.
Back at the valley, you spew more evil energy into the land, the ground is now getting blacker, the water is also becoming grey, the air has become heavy, thick and of a darker shade.

You then find the nearest animals.
Your choices of a new avatar are:

a.) Strange colourful bird
b.) Another of those monkey-reptiles
c.) GODZILLA RAWWWR (actually a gecko...)
Or last but not least
d.) A rather giant stick insect.
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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2010, 04:03:34 am »

either a or b, the point of an avaar is manipulating the world arround you
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« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2010, 04:08:55 am »

c is for mischief like sacrificing yourself inside someones sandwich, or waiting in someones sandwich and crawl down their esoughagous.
d is just for fun
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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2010, 08:57:01 am »

I would take option e, wait!
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smjjames

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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2010, 10:14:04 am »

When can we start mutating/evolving stuff?

I would say a.

That way we can go further and spread the evil around rather than concentrate it in one place. Don't want to have all our eggs in one basket so to speak.
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Jerick

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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2010, 10:50:07 am »

I think a) would be a good choice and are we yet able to mutate something small like the gecko thing or a virus?
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« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2010, 02:39:04 pm »

D. The stick thing obviously has hidden powers. It's also awesome.

And people will be scared of stick things.

STICK MEN OF DEATH!
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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2010, 10:03:50 pm »

Yes you can mutate the gecko, and viruses. smaller things -> easier to mutate, larger things like birdy -> harder.

And noooo of course the stick thing doesnt have powers... none at all... >.> <.<
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The choice is made!
Your shapelessness attacks the colourful bird and starts invading its mind.
The bird falls from flight and crash lands.
Luckily no serious damage is done to the bird and now you are in control of the bird.

>: Description of colourful bird
The bird you now inhabit is mostly green feathered, black feathers on the face, red feathers under the eyes, which are brown, and red under the wings and tail of the bird.
The talons of the bird are sharp and can cause damage, though more suited to holding onto branches or thing.
The beak is more suited to cracking open nuts so it is the most powerful form of beak in a bird.

What shall you do?
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Side environment note:
The gods are playing a game of what they call centipede at the moment, this may effect the outcome of the world for territories are changed in this game.
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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2010, 10:43:50 pm »

find out peoples more valuable belongings in a nearby settlement, and who may have reason to steal them, then make it seem like they did
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Re: The Dark Gods.
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2010, 11:05:27 pm »

Sounds like some kind of parrot.

We need to gain more power, so we can mutate whatever we want to! :)

find out peoples more valuable belongings in a nearby settlement, and who may have reason to steal them, then make it seem like they did

I guess that works, also poo on people.
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