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Author Topic: Ardentdikes - Absolute disaster - (31.25) (Succession)(Need Players!)  (Read 222353 times)

Megaman3321

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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #555 on: February 17, 2011, 01:25:26 pm »
Yeah, but I really don't feel like setting up an account for those if I'll never use it again.

AAnyway, here's a mini update thing to tide you guys over:
1st Granite

I, Megaman, have been assigned by Glacial the duties of OVERSEER! for this year. I don't understand her decision to do this, as I am just a lowly marksdwarf. However,
I will do this duty to the best of my ability until my time is over.


2nd Granite

The appalling state of this fortress worries me. For one thing, WHOEVER MADE A RANDOM DESIGNATION FOR A BUNCH OF CHANNELS OWES ME A FUCKING EXPLANATION.

Also, I have determined that a "pod" of sorts must be constructed in order to ensure this fortress's survival. It will have 3 farmers, a smith, a miner, and a mason. Once the
building is finished, I shall floor off the stairway leading to it. (OOC: Anyone wanna volunteer?)
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H

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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #556 on: February 17, 2011, 01:52:09 pm »
Er... one does not need an account for imageshack, tinypic, or www.sadpanda.us.
I tend to use the latter of the three most often.
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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #557 on: February 17, 2011, 02:00:48 pm »
Okay. Never mind my trepidations then :P

I'll include pics for the next few updates then.
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H

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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #558 on: February 17, 2011, 02:30:33 pm »
Quote from: Megaman3321 on February 17, 2011, 01:25:26 pm
The appalling state of this fortress worries me. For one thing, WHOEVER MADE A RANDOM DESIGNATION FOR A BUNCH OF CHANNELS OWES ME A FUCKING EXPLANATION.

Odds are good you're seeing my efforts to build a spa/bath deep in the fortress by draining water down from the river. It was far too complicated to explain how to finish the project, so you're on your own if you want to move it forward.

Quote from: Megaman3321 on February 17, 2011, 01:25:26 pm
Also, I have determined that a "pod" of sorts must be constructed in order to ensure this fortress's survival. It will have 3 farmers, a smith, a miner, and a mason. Once the
building is finished, I shall floor off the stairway leading to it. (OOC: Anyone wanna volunteer?)

How can you not volunteer Frosty to be locked up forever?
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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #559 on: February 17, 2011, 05:05:56 pm »
AAh, okay. I'll see if I can manage to complete it.

5th Granite

Being an overseer now, I find my rooming to be... poor, to say the least.

I have comandeered Deviled's Throne Room, and begun building a new house around that.

The previous overseer has informed me that the strange designations were originally for building a bathouse in the caverns. Apparently it is too complicated for me to possibly imagine to persue.



I had him lashed.

8th Granite

Apparently the miners have defaced an "Udig Cockbell" or whatever its name is.
I really couldn't care less about some random dead guy's drwaings.

9th Granite

I have been informed that the job of smelting 20 gold is finished. It's so very boring here.

While our resident bookkeeper was tending to the magma-powered search engine, he noticed that we have many unclaimed animals
running about. I have designated a few for slaghter, and queued up some wardogs to be trained in case of mood and theives.
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Also, Frosty has volunteered himself to the cause of staying in the protection pod. He must first pass through the field of
training spears (danger room) to prove that he is not a coward.

12th Granite

My rooms are progressing nicely, as I excpected from our miners. (OOC: Hooray for Win7 Snipping tool!)


 I see great talent in the apprentice miner, however. I shall
give him the glorious right of being the one to stay in the escape pod.

Also, I noticed that we have no animal trainers to speak of. as this is a no-quality task, I assigned some random serf
to the duty of training the wardogs.

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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H

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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #560 on: February 17, 2011, 05:09:30 pm »
Quote from: Megaman3321 on February 17, 2011, 05:05:56 pm
I have comandeered Deviled's Throne Room, and begun building a new house around that.
Aww, dammit. May you fall in magma.
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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #561 on: February 17, 2011, 07:46:07 pm »
That may happen sooner or later :P I am in the militia after all.
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H

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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #562 on: February 17, 2011, 07:50:25 pm »
Quote from: Megaman3321 on February 17, 2011, 07:46:07 pm
That may happen sooner or later :P I am in the militia after all.
Just wait until my turn, just wait.
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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #563 on: February 17, 2011, 09:45:08 pm »
Speaking of stuff, I'd like to enlist in this fort.
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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #564 on: February 18, 2011, 04:44:39 pm »
Okay, I'll dwarf you then. Any preferences?
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H

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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #565 on: February 18, 2011, 09:41:00 pm »
Hmm. -looks at his picture for inspiration-
Butcher might be neat.
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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #566 on: February 18, 2011, 10:00:39 pm »
'Kay, I'll see if I have an empty butcher.

BRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGG!

12TH Granite

OHSHITOHSHIT A GIANT



Oh wait, why am I worried? We have 7 Axe Lords...


Urist is moving for the kill!

The Giant seems to be interested in mountain climbing... too bad it won't save him.

13th Granite

They clash!



Urist is just not letting up, and is just dragging this out...




I fear for her sanity, as she already paralyzed it. There is no need to drag it out like this.

14th Granite

It is over. It took 12 hacks to the head, but the giant finally breathed its last.
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H

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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #567 on: February 18, 2011, 10:32:51 pm »
I wonder if Urist #1 has possessed Urist #2 from his jail.
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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #568 on: February 18, 2011, 11:11:24 pm »
Quote from: Glacial on February 18, 2011, 10:32:51 pm
I wonder if Urist #1 has possessed Urist #2 from his jail.

Does make you wonder what the almighty McDuck is up to down there. *Can't get the imagery of him being played by Liam Neeson out of his mind*
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Re: Ardentdikes - Our trees are hardcore - (31.18) (Succession)
« Reply #569 on: February 19, 2011, 08:23:17 am »
Oh, he's complaining about how he can't get something.
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H
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