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[CJ1145]

That may be because I am the bastard child of Satan and Susan Boyle. I'm not saying I'm ugly, just that I can sing in a way my appearance would not indicate. Also the devil is Irish. Weird, I know.

Doesn't quite explain the dolphin though. 

[Rilder]

Rabid dolphins are always tryin' to get up in your shit.

[Grakelin]

In order to molest you.

[cowofdoom78963]

to get to the other side.

[Grakelin]

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=14518

[DJ]

I got a tan already, so I've done my quote of exposure to sunlight for this year. God bless my South Slavic genes, I go from pasty white to bronze after 2 days at the local lake.

[quinnr]

I got a tan already, so I've done my quote of exposure to sunlight for this year. God bless my South Slavic genes, I go from pasty white to bronze after 2 days at the local lake.

I go from pasty white to bright red in 10 minutes 2 hours at the local pool.

[darkrider2]

Because I don't need a tan. I mean slightly tan does look good but its not required, and when I see people at the school who are near-orange it just puts me off.

[Deathworks]

Hi!

Let's see, there is the lidless eye burning with anger from high above the sky, tormenting our skin and causing us illness and maybe even death. And then, there is the safety and protection of our homes, creations that our forefather's came up with in order to defend them from all the evils outside. I don't know about you, but I do prefer being protected and healthy.

:) :) :) :) :)

Deathworks

[RedWarrior0]

Irish-German-Polish; take a guess.


But really, why go outside? 'Tis mostly overrated.

[smigenboger]

'Cept Waverunners. They aren't overrated.

[ECrownofFire]

I don't burn really easily, but I don't tan either. Besides, I'd rather not have cancer.

[Aklyon]

But really, why go outside? 'Tis mostly overrated.

'Cept Waverunners. They aren't overrated.

And Fireworks.

[RedWarrior0]

But really, why go outside? 'Tis mostly overrated.

'Cept Waverunners. They aren't overrated.

And Fireworks.

Both of those can be easily implemented in an indoor environment.

[Josephus]

The past few posts have made me suddenly very glad that I'm not caucasian.