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[Org]

With their trucks and Confederate flags...

[smigenboger]

I don't think there's that many confederate flags one state down from the top border.

[Karnewarrior]

There are a metric crapton of them here in florida, as well as a T-shirt telling you that "If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson".

Cue history lesson to asshole in the T-shirt.

[alway]

Now to answer the original question of why we are all here:
We are all here because the Russian intelligence agency paid us to be. All of us. And we are here hoping to glean knowledge of your nuclear secrets by infiltrating Dwarf Fortress and reading legends mode until we discover the scematics hidden within. It may take 10 years of reading, but we are sure they are there somewhere.

[Jopax]

There aren't many places to be if you live inside a computer, good thing it has internet acces

[quinnr]

I perfer not going out in 115 degree heat, thank you very much.

[Cthulhu]

I don't think there's that many confederate flags one state down from the top border.

I don't know what part of Ohio you live in, then.  There's a saying, Blanchester/Maineville/Morrow/Lebanon/etc. is the northernmost city in Alabama.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Now to answer the original question of why we are all here:
We are all here because the Russian intelligence agency paid us to be. All of us. And we are here hoping to glean knowledge of your nuclear secrets by infiltrating Dwarf Fortress and reading legends mode until we discover the scematics hidden within. It may take 10 years of reading, but we are sure they are there somewhere.

Oh shit, you're with the Russians? I have to inform the Counc- Er... I mean... Uh... Nothing? No, I am a normal internet user. I am in no way working for a secret international megacorporation deadicated to keeping the people of the world stupid and pliable. No. That would be insane.

[dragnar]

Now to answer the original question of why we are all here:
We are all here because the Russian intelligence agency paid us to be. All of us. And we are here hoping to glean knowledge of your nuclear secrets by infiltrating Dwarf Fortress and reading legends mode until we discover the scematics hidden within. It may take 10 years of reading, but we are sure they are there somewhere.

I think I've translated it!
1. Get weapons-grade uranium.
2. Put a bunch of it in a small area.
3. Boom.
Simple isn't it?

[smigenboger]

I don't think there's that many confederate flags one state down from the top border.

I don't know what part of Ohio you live in, then.  There's a saying, Blanchester/Maineville/Morrow/Lebanon/etc. is the northernmost city in Alabama.

Heh really? I could understand around the river border, but the suburbs about 30 minutes north of there don't seem too Confederate. Maybe around Waynesville and the surrounding farmland.

[Sergius]

Why are you all here? It's Summer. Go get a tan or something you vampires.

It's winter, actually.

[Lord Dakoth]

Why are you all here? It's Summer. Go get a tan or something you vampires.

I can't heal fast enough to cancel out the sun damage.

It's winter, actually.

Not in the northern hemisphere.

[Sergius]

It's winter, actually.

Not in the northern hemisphere.

The OP didn't specify, and so, neither will I.

[ECrownofFire]

Bah, who needs sunlight? Also, I hate beaches. Actually, it's mostly just the sand and temperature. Maybe a California or Florida beach would be decent. Beaches in the Northwest almost never go above 70 anyway. I don't know the water temperature, but it's really cold. Almost nothing could make me want to go to an Oregon or Washington beach.

[Nilocy]

Bah, who needs sunlight? Also, I hate beaches. Actually, it's mostly just the sand and temperature. Maybe a California or Florida beach would be decent. Beaches in the Northwest almost never go above 70 anyway. I don't know the water temperature, but it's really cold. Almost nothing could make me want to go to an Oregon or Washington beach.

Humans need sunlight, 20 minutes a day. We need that there Vitamin D.