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[Grakelin]

Because I thought we were friends, screw you.

-8 relationship Morrigan

[Mindmaker]

Why are you all here? It's Summer. Go get a tan or something you vampires.

If outside is so good, why has mankind spend thousands of years to perfect inside?

[dwarfguy2]

i've cave adapted.

[Rilder]

I'm nocturnal.

[sonerohi]

No license. I want to go to a friends house, the nearest one is 12 miles off.

[de5me7]

im outside... in the dark

[Archangel]

Just like for the rest of the Aussies who've replied, it's the middle of winter here. It's also cold and wet today.

[Murphy]

Why are you all here? It's Summer. Go get a tan or something you vampires.

Unless you actually meant to say "go catch a cold", I fail to understand you.
I keep two dogs and have to go outside often enough, despite the rain that's drenching the streets for at least a week already. But right now is not one of these hours.

[Muz]

Why are you all here? It's Summer. Go get a tan or something you vampires.

Lol, Australia tends to be either have chilly winds or be searing hot. Sometimes both in spring or fall. I think the only reason people go to the beach is because they can't afford the Internet. Beach is a poor man's entertainment

Also my girlfriend is some Asian chick who thinks that tans are unattractive. She wants me to keep a complexion like Kaká.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Two reasons.

A:

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B: All of the beaches in North Carolina are either horsefly infested, have broken glass under the sand, have dozens of stingrays in the best part of the water, have been closed off by the authorites for no readily apparent reason, or are just boring. Not worth six hours in a car to see. Even more not worth it because my father insists on having all windows and coverings not requred by state law to be removed from his jeep, and plays heavy metal at maximum volume for all six hours. Let me tell you, hours of prolonged exposure to 45 mph winds in 98 degree weather really starts to feel like 30 degrees after a while. Don't get me wrong, I like metal, but not that much metal.

[smigenboger]

North Carolina

horsefly infested, broken glass, dozens of stingrays

Oh noes, I was looking forward to the beaches of NC, still, they are better than the beaches of Ohio.

[Footkerchief]

North Carolina

horsefly infested, broken glass, dozens of stingrays

Oh noes, I was looking forward to the beaches of NC, still, they are better than the beaches of Ohio.

I've gone to NC beaches every summer for the past two decades and I've never seen any of those, so I wouldn't worry.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

North Carolina

horsefly infested, broken glass, dozens of stingrays

Oh noes, I was looking forward to the beaches of NC, still, they are better than the beaches of Ohio.

I've gone to NC beaches every summer for the past two decades and I've never seen any of those, so I wouldn't worry.

Obviously, you are from Bizarro North Carolina.

[alway]

North Carolina

horsefly infested, broken glass, dozens of stingrays

Oh noes, I was looking forward to the beaches of NC, still, they are better than the beaches of Ohio.

We only went to an Ohio beach once, and figured out it was best not to come back. Due to not being an ocean, lake Erie beaches are covered in rocks. And when we went there, covered in dead, rotting fish as well.

[Nikov]

North Carolina

horsefly infested, broken glass, dozens of stingrays

Oh noes, I was looking forward to the beaches of NC, still, they are better than the beaches of Ohio.

I've gone to NC beaches every summer for the past two decades and I've never seen any of those, so I wouldn't worry.

Obviously, you are from Bizarro North Carolina.

BIZZARO.