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[Renault]

Because theres nothing better to do today.

[Retro]

What? Summer? Here in Canada, it is *still* so cold that we are beginning to think that our efforts to cause Global Warming are being counteracted, almost as if the rest of the world was fighting against it... The last time I saw a thermometer rise above 20 degrees kelvin was thirty years ago, and that was when we all blew on it to try to make it read positive numbers...

Where on earth in Canada are you? I'm in Halifax and it's been warm and sunny a few months now, and will be until late September/early October, and the last time I was back in Ontario the weather was just as nice.

Eastern Ontario, and in reality it is quite warm here, too... But as far as reality as seen from this forum, Canada's average temperature is below zero kelvin, right?

Ah, gotcha-- I mean, uh... polar bears, eh?

[Jackrabbit]

Well you see, we're devious bastards here in Australia; we have our summer in the winter.

[WorkerDrone]

Look, I work during the week.

It's hot outside.

It's the weekend and I rarely get to do anything I want on the weekend.

You go get a tan, buddy.

[Org]

Well you see, we're devious bastards here in Australia; we have our summer in the winter.

Hot damn!
Its like Christmas in July!
If we can someone market this, we'll be rich!
Jackrabbit, ol' pal, you and I are going places.

[Jackrabbit]

We get Christmas on the beach. Girls in bikinis and dudes in swimming trunks. We get the better deal, methinks.

EDIT: HAVE I SATISFIED YOUR REQUIREMENTS KAEL? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[Itnetlolor]

Uh, it's nighttime, and the sharks are especially hungry.

LET'S GO NIGHT SWIMMING!!

[Jackrabbit]

FIRST NUBILE CO-ED TO SWIM NAKED TO THE BUOY AND BACK WINS.

[KaelGotDwarves]

Bikinis in swimming trunks? That's hardcore. (Grammar fail)

Oh and... Canadia thread.

[Jackrabbit]

I submit gracefully to your infinity wiser knowledge.

[KaelGotDwarves]

Indeed. "Succumb to the fantasy" is a phrase that everyone should use more often

[Aklyon]

To answer the thread title in one word:
BECAUSE.

[Phantom]

Why I'm here?
Because I'm bored or you don't want to know.

[Heron TSG]

I'm here because it's hot out and I'm running a D&D game. Besides, I do enough physical activity. Running and mowing lawns, primarily.

[Retro]

The real answer is: what is 'here'? Am I really 'here'? Are any of us?

I posit that I am not here at all.