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Author Topic: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.  (Read 1208 times)

Jamal

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Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« on: June 27, 2010, 08:55:24 pm »
Urist: Hey Obok, we are the only two soldiers around here, and I'm tired of these individual combat drills. As your superior, I command you to spar with me!

Obok: Sure, this is going to be great experiencefun! I'll be right back, I must obey this compelling feeling from a greater power to put on some armor.

Urist: No, ignore it! Lets do this!


The militia commander hacks The Axedwarf in the right upper arm with her iron battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!

Urist: oops, we should get you to the hosp-

The Axedwarf charges at The militia commander!
The militia commander looks surprised by the ferocity of The Axedwarf's onslaught!

Obok: Tis just a flesh wound!
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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2010, 09:10:51 pm »
Armor Shmarmor! Real dwarves wear the skin of their fallen opponents! Awesomely enough, 1 elf gives enough leather for 1.21 dwarves.
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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2010, 09:41:28 pm »
Urist McHauler: "derp"
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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2010, 10:18:10 pm »
Urist McMiner: Digdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdighungry...digdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigzzz...
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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2010, 12:34:22 am »
Urist McHouse: Some people in hospital, but I'm hungry, eateateateateateat drinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrink sleeeeeeeeep.  On break.
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Only in dwarven culture is alcohol poisoning a death worthed investigating, while being impaled through several toes, a eye, and a thumb from a spiraling water[3] is not.  Because everyone knows, the only way a dwarf could get alcohol poisoning is if someone put poison into the alcohol.

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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2010, 01:19:28 am »
OMG SOCK! MUST HAVE SOCK!
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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2010, 01:31:08 am »
Urist mcsocks cancels find sock:found sock.
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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2010, 05:19:11 am »
Urist McSocks cancels Carry to Stockpile: Interrupted by Goblin x624634
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Quote from: Christes on December 12, 2009, 02:35:20 am
Holy schist, this thread is mica me sick.
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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2010, 05:42:52 am »
*looking backwards and forwards*
Goblin!
Sock!
Goblin!!
Sock!!
Goblin!!!
Sock!!!
Goblin!!!!
SOCK!!!!!!!
*dives for sock*
*gets impaled by goblin*
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Quote from: Count Dorku on November 25, 2009, 04:00:47 am
Dwarven blood types are not A, B, AB, O but Ale, Wine, Beer, Rum, Whisky and so forth.
Quote from: Sphalerite on September 23, 2010, 08:56:03 pm
It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2010, 07:20:29 am »
RUNNING FROM GOBLINS! AHHHH!!

There are TRAPS up ahead!! I must avoid them!!!

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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2010, 07:27:04 am »
OH NOES! My coins are all dirty again... full of dirt and nasty bacteria... must clean, sort, clean... WHAT YOU MEAN! I HAVE NO TIME FOR FARMING NOW! I DON'T CARE IF THEY STARVE, MY COINS ARE FILTHY, FILTHY!
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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2010, 07:35:44 am »
"What baby?"
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Quote from: Count Dorku on November 25, 2009, 04:00:47 am
Dwarven blood types are not A, B, AB, O but Ale, Wine, Beer, Rum, Whisky and so forth.
Quote from: Sphalerite on September 23, 2010, 08:56:03 pm
It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2010, 07:48:01 am »
...I have no time for the baby, woman! Drop 'er off in the day care hole! I must clean my coins... DON'T TOUCH THEM! They're all filthy...
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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2010, 08:30:06 am »
Urist McMason:  Oh, looks like there are some walls to be built.  I do so love masonry!  Let's go build .. WAIT!  A Cow!  I must return the cow to its cage!  It's a Dangerous Animal!  Nobody finish that wall!  Cancel the job, if I can't build it RIGHT NOW, nobody can!
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Re: Trying to imagine a dwarf's thought process.
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2010, 10:23:41 am »
Urist McFisherdwarf: There goes that stupid siren again and just when I found the perfect spot. Goblins! Always ruining the fishing. Ah well.

<trudge trudge trudge>

Urist McFisherdwarf: Oh noes! Some goblins! And they have seen me! I shall reverse course to lead them away from the heavily trapped entrance and save our crack military laying in wait beyond! I shall be a hero!!!

Militia Commander: <facepalm>
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Quote from: ArKFallen on April 20, 2011, 04:29:54 pm
That is a wasteful idea that recklessly endangers life. I applaud your genius!
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