Hey guys, this is my first post here. I was not planning on this as I play DF kinda casually and did not want to bother with forums (the wiki is usually more than enough), but I am in a difficult situation and you are probably the only people who can help.
See, recently my fortress Hammertime became a barony. In recognition of this, the human civilization of Kupeomon has send me a diplomat:
Stupid kingdom name aside, I was happy that my efforts had not gone unnoticed by the other rulers. I relieved the baron and the mayor of their non-administrative duties so they could properly welcome the foreign dignitary, and waited. However, it seems that the diplomat was not one to follow protocol. In fact, he went about wrecking my stuff!
Now, I am but a simple dwarf. I don't know much about humans and their customs. Maybe ruining my statues and workshops was his way of showing respect to our people, and since all he destroyed was replaceable and didn't hurt any dwarves, I let it slide. I waited and waited for him to satiate his thirst for destruction, but he would not come to the diplomacy table. In fact, he stayed even after the other human merchants had left. And speaking of other humans, now that I take a good look at him, I have this feeling that he might not be a human after all...
Also, whatever this is, it is probably female as well.
I don't care any more if this is an actual diplomat or just a farce orchestrated by the Pregnant Realms to ridicule our proud fortress of Hammertime, but I want it out. I tried to attack her with my squads, but they just sort of danced around her without engaging in combat. To be honest she didn't attack any dwarves either. Then I tried to lure her outside to my retractable drawbridge above a 6-level high drop with a row of statues. She would only emerge to destroy just a couple, and then return to the lobby where she has sort of made a home. Will walling her in work? I don't want to try it yet because she kinda roams around a very central hub and it would completely change my fortress layout for the worse if I was to do that. Is there any other way to get rid of the beast, and if possible, without causing the ire of the Pregnant Realms? I mean, with a name like that, I am sure that they will attack with the slightest provocation.
PS: This is 31.06