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Re: CompCent
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2010, 01:43:52 am »

'Oh bloody" *muttered swearing* "Please describe Unknown Event 2E616."
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« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2010, 01:45:08 am »

Was the emmision spectra of the now vanished stars significalnly different than usual, within half a year of event 2e616
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« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2010, 01:47:58 am »

'Oh bloody" *muttered swearing* "Please describe Unknown Event 2E616."
"Unknown Event 2E616 was classified by heuristic pattern recognition software as an unusually bright solar detonation. It was 17 years in duration, and ended 3 weeks ago."

Was the emmision spectra of the now vanished stars significalnly different than usual, within half a year of event 2e616
"The emission spectra of the stars involved in Unknown Event 2E617 did not change prior to the commencement of the event."
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« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2010, 01:52:51 am »

Focus on epicentre of Unkown event 2e616
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« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2010, 01:54:37 am »

Focus on epicentre of Unkown event 2e616
Another window appears, the view focused on the center of the dark starless zone.
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« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2010, 01:58:18 am »

replay the hour immediatly preceding the unknown event, maintaining that focus
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« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2010, 11:04:51 am »

replay the hour immediatly preceding the unknown event, maintaining that focus
The looped video stops, reverses, plays. You see no visible change to the stars prior to the event.
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« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2010, 11:23:50 am »

"Analyze gravitational waves during the time surrounding the event. The light is gone, does the mass remain?"
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« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2010, 11:25:00 am »

"Analyze gravitational waves during the time surrounding the event. The light is gone, does the mass remain?"
"No gravitational sensors are tasked to this project."
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« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2010, 11:27:16 am »

"Zoom out as far as we can and replay video."
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« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2010, 11:31:26 am »

"Are any gravitational sensors available? In fact, where are we? A planet, a starship, a number of linked computers?"
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« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2010, 11:31:59 am »

"Like the fall leaves,
The stars drop out of the sky,
Usher in winter."

"I have two theories, although they lack any real scientific backing. Perhaps it is not the stars that have disappeared, but, in fact, we have been displaced. Wait, no. Am I not paying enough attention? Some stars are still within view? Well, perhaps there is some sort of deliberate damage dealt to you, which has falsified this event?"

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« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2010, 11:53:50 am »

"Zoom out as far as we can and replay video."
The video stops again, reverses to 1 hour prior to the event. The image zooms out, so that the dark region is barely visible. A pinprick against the starry backdrop.

"Are any gravitational sensors available? In fact, where are we? A planet, a starship, a number of linked computers?"
"Gravitational sensors are available. Ship location information is irrelevant to threat evaluation of Unknown Event 2E617."

"I have two theories, although they lack any real scientific backing. Perhaps it is not the stars that have disappeared, but, in fact, we have been displaced. Wait, no. Am I not paying enough attention? Some stars are still within view? Well, perhaps there is some sort of deliberate damage dealt to you, which has falsified this event?"
"No translocation events have been detected. Diagnostics reveal no damage or malfunction. Unknown Event 2E617 does not match any known pattern of equipment degradation or damage."
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« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2010, 01:12:33 pm »

Request Gravitational sensors from Supplier. Examine starfield opposite the blank one. Requesting approximate time needed for Grav. Sensors to arrive and be equipped. REquesting name Of admin. Pllllease. :) :) :) :) :) :) :)  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ERROR: The.Exe has had critical malfunction. Shutting down.
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« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2010, 01:25:21 pm »

Request Gravitational sensors from Supplier. Examine starfield opposite the blank one. Requesting approximate time needed for Grav. Sensors to arrive and be equipped. REquesting name Of admin. Pllllease. :) :) :) :) :) :) :)  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ERROR: The.Exe has had critical malfunction. Shutting down.
"Attempting to retask deep range gravitational array..."

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Compcent reporting

Logging inventory event - Database query: Requesting one deep range gravitational array for Unknown Event processing
Error - No deep range gravitational array available

Logging inventory event - Database query: List current tasking for deep range gravitational arrays

--3 DRGA Online--

B113 - Active - Tracking object AE112
B172 - Active - Long range navigational telemetry
B313 - Active - *Function Restricted - Primary Directive*

Logging retasking event - DRGA B113 - Cease tracking object AE112
...retasking complete.

Logging inventory event - Database query: Requesting one deep range gravitational array for Unknown Event processing
...DRGA B113 retasked for Unknown Event processing.

"Deep range gavitational array B113 has been retasked."
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