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Armok

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Re: CompCent
« Reply #255 on: July 02, 2010, 06:06:40 pm »

"See? It's even better then I though, we're not even sentient, you could torture us beyond comprehension for millennia and it would net be any harm or anything to be avoided, so now stop worrying about us and get back to the task at hand."
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #256 on: July 02, 2010, 06:28:35 pm »

See? It's even better then I though, we're not even sentient,
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #257 on: July 02, 2010, 06:52:56 pm »

(HOLY SHIT BATTLE COMP IS A GOLIATH FROM STARCRAFT.)
"BattleComp, I suggest you rearm some drones to defend the smartfab, and create a large amount of low powered plasma cannons to defend the ship, or laser cannons, which either one is easier to modify."
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #258 on: July 02, 2010, 07:28:21 pm »

"Battlecomp how are those energy use optimisations coming?"
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #259 on: July 02, 2010, 08:02:03 pm »

"BCC-014, get your arrogant head out of your metaphorical arse!"
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"That's interesting. Very interesting. CompCent's creators had a great sense of humor."
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #260 on: July 02, 2010, 08:45:16 pm »

(HOLY SHIT BATTLE COMP IS A GOLIATH FROM STARCRAFT.)
"BattleComp, I suggest you rearm some drones to defend the smartfab, and create a large amount of low powered plasma cannons to defend the ship, or laser cannons, which either one is easier to modify."
(Yes, that was the voice I had in mind.) "Suggestion noted. Ship defenses undergoing repair and refit already under direction of CompCent."

"Battlecomp how are those energy use optimisations coming?"
It sounds slightly peevish, "BattleComp maintains full systems readiness and optimal power distribution at ALL times."
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #261 on: July 02, 2010, 09:42:28 pm »

"This anomaly... it is as if a hole has appeared in the fabric of space-time. Perhaps it is a region in witch the laws of physics have somehow been altered. How long before we will be flight capable again?"
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #262 on: July 02, 2010, 09:47:07 pm »

"CompCent, I seems that there was a bug when I was created and I got the default specialization. From the looks of it, I was supposed to be a command specialist. Do you mind fixing this?"
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #263 on: July 02, 2010, 09:53:10 pm »

"This anomaly... it is as if a hole has appeared in the fabric of space-time. Perhaps it is a region in witch the laws of physics have somehow been altered. How long before we will be flight capable again?"
CompCent replies, "Full flight capacity restored in 3 weeks, 2 days, 7 hours, 41 minutes, 57 seconds."

"CompCent, I seems that there was a bug when I was created and I got the default specialization. From the looks of it, I was supposed to be a command specialist. Do you mind fixing this?"
"Affirmative."

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Re: CompCent
« Reply #264 on: July 02, 2010, 09:55:05 pm »

"Ow!"
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« Reply #265 on: July 02, 2010, 10:14:24 pm »

Shizza reappears, now dressed in a simple black and white uniform, with an armor vest over the top. His blond hair is now in a military cut. "Well that was interesting."
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #266 on: July 03, 2010, 03:20:59 am »

BCC-014 is fully absorbed in it's graphs of the anomaly. So far it has discovered that the anomaly appears to be a sphere opaque to all radiation, and all mass inside having been destroyed. It seems to have first grown from nothing, then stayed the same for some time, and then grown again this time orders of magnitude faster. ((I handled this by PMs, just writing a summary here for other players))
BCC-014 brings up two new windows:- one showing records of the point where the anomaly first appeared according to calculations, in slow motion, and zoomed to fit.- one that, using billions of data points from obscured galaxies rather than just a few from stars, smoothly graps the anomaly's radius over time.
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #267 on: July 03, 2010, 03:45:39 am »

"CompCent, where are we? What sentient species are present on this world? What is their technological level? Is it possible that they have some knowledge of the anomaly?"
« Last Edit: July 03, 2010, 03:48:17 am by Archangel »
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #268 on: July 03, 2010, 03:48:56 am »

"CompCent, where are we? What sapient species are present on this world? What is their technological level? Is it possible that they have some knowledge of the anomaly?"
"Location unknown. Records analysis indicate previous hostile contact was human lifeforms. Presence of Element [Ad-119] in armor suggest advanced level of technological development in line with human empire."
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Re: CompCent
« Reply #269 on: July 03, 2010, 03:51:44 am »

"How likely is it that we can have peaceful dealings with the humans?"
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