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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #480 on: July 11, 2010, 09:11:03 pm »

It's probably safe. Presumably only one chunk of the dismembered body counts as the enlightened, or else they could gain more members by cutting fingers off and then waiting a while. I don't mean to eat the whole guy, whatever parts were still moving have probably been hauled off already.

Also, my guess is that the mechanical men's new weapon is a giant shotgun. Which would make their now power our fault... oops?
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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #481 on: July 11, 2010, 10:44:44 pm »

I vote eat the fish (SASHIMI!) and then go and start drawing a map of the enlightened lair. I also vote *against* eating enlightened tartare.
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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #482 on: July 11, 2010, 11:12:17 pm »

Ugh. Can we please stop trying to eat people? You just know somebody is going to walk in on us if we do.

I'm curious as to why we suddenly seem to have gotten a, um, "charisma" increase. If ya know what I mean. Maybe our "blood lust" is causing us to give off pheromones, and causing blood to rise to the surface of you skin, making us flush and seem to glow?

You know... I can imagine that a group of male warriors would follow a woman like that anywhere.
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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #483 on: July 11, 2010, 11:49:45 pm »

Speaking of which we should find a mirror. There might not be a physical change, but better safe than sorry.
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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #484 on: July 12, 2010, 12:31:04 am »

Can we please stop trying to eat people? You just know somebody is going to walk in on us if we do.
Agreed, we should stop trying, but if another good opportunity should fall into our lap, as it were...

I will just leave a standing vote for the next time we find ourselves in an abandoned alley with a recently deceased corpse of any kind...
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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #485 on: July 12, 2010, 04:01:00 am »

I think we just forgot to dress, and the stares are because we're naked.
> fix that.

> invent sushi.
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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #486 on: July 12, 2010, 04:13:15 am »

> invent sushi.

thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix100s
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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #487 on: July 12, 2010, 07:06:49 am »

ix100 wouldn't be very impressive, and "thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"x100 would be silly... next time try th(i*10^10)s...

We have examined the dress, apparently we are just very pretty, also, I expect that we would normally wear some form of undergarments...
Although it is the first time in recorded history that we have been dressed in an outfit that wasn't picked out by Euroclese or Pride...
Except for that outfit that we stole from that house, actually, we seem to steal a lot of clothing...
I can't really think of any reason that hacking a thug into convenient bite-sized pieces(mmmmmm, thug) or getting shot at by a giant death-machine would change our traits. Could be that we are feeling better after seeing a bit of the outside, that we are still excited from the run-in with the automaton, that the stinky rain-bucket was the first time we have cleaned ourselves since we got here, that the GM is spending the points for this character, that the enlightened who was blown up did something to us, or maybe this is just a really nice dress, could be magical even...

Anyway, we are desperate, go to the kitchen and eat something fresh, hopefully that won't be one of the technomancers...
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« Reply #488 on: July 12, 2010, 07:49:01 am »

The kitchens sounded more appealing with every passing minute, it was a chance to eat fresh food that hadn't been spoiled by incompetance or aged too greatly. You found yourself wondering just how you would explain that you were taking raw fish from the kitchens though if you were asked. A little thought on the matter betrayed that you weren't exactly sure how you would, though you were sure you would think of something when it came to it.

You paused before a mirror as you made your way towards the kitchens, ignoring how greatly cracked the surface of it was from the various mishaps that this place saw as you paused to check your apperance.

You didn't see anything immediately wrong.

You were dressed correctly, the clothing did little to put you on display, your hair was in an acceptable state and your cheeks looked almost rosy. You sat there staring for a few long moments as this sank in.

Your cheeks had colour.

It dawned on you that you were getting attention because you appeared to have such a healthy looking complexion, one that you knew for a fact you had lost when you had become one of the enlightened. You vaguely recalled how Eurochkoles talked about how pale you were, how that was an effect of the fact you had ichor instead of blood now. This meant one thing, you realised. You hadn't quite managed to cleanse all the blood from yourself.

People were paying attention to you as you were less unnatural looking, that was getting you more attention than you were comfortable with. You figured that this could easily be remedied however, that you could take another bath once you had eaten.

Eating was your top priority right now.

You set off on your way again to the kitchens, hurrying past a number of men carefully carting boxes towards the labs for their next big experiment. You didn't stop to find what it was, though you had a good idea that it wasn't exactly something they should have been wheeling around like this. You were suprised quite frankly, that they didn't suffer more casualties in their search for bigger and flashier explosions, in their quest to make the most impractical and overly complicated devices.

You stepped into the kitchens as you reached them, glancing about as you took note of the disinterested people on duty in them. People who were preparing the meals that you had come to expect by now, meals with no flavour, no enthusiasm, no soul. They were barely able to prepare basic, tasteless mush, barely able to make something you could call a meal.

You didn't want to spend longer than you needed to around these people, though you found that they were none too pleased to have you under their feet, making the job that they hated all the less appealing to them than it already was. At least once you had made it clear that you would be out of the kitchens once you had prepared something quick, they were happy to get out of your way.

You found the raw fish was already cut into fillets and on ice, though you couldn't identify it from its distinctive pink colouration. You weren't too familiar with any type of fish beyond whatever white fish was in the markets when you had gone there before...

Before you became this way.

You knew that you needed to make some effort to prepare the food, something to make it look like you were preparing some form of special raw fish dish. A pair of fillets were cut into thin strips, the strips were set in patterns on a plate. At first the patterns were just wiggling lines, though as you got more involved in this, you started setting patterns of them out in almost flower like arrangements.

Before the others knew that you were done, you were gone.

You had even managed to pinch a half empty bottle of wine from beneath their noses.

As you made your way back to your room, you told yourself you'd take a long bath after this, then you just had to decide what to do with the rest of the day, unless of course, you planned to sleep the meal off and sneak out at night.

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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #489 on: July 12, 2010, 08:19:08 am »

It's starting to look more and more like eating people makes us people.  I'd say eat a bunch of fish and see if we get... fishy.
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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #490 on: July 12, 2010, 08:35:37 am »

My guess is that it's not the "people" part that matters, but the blood. We have ichor because the things we eat have ichor. We will have to replace that with blood with more raw meat.
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« Reply #491 on: July 12, 2010, 08:37:06 am »

I think that it was the blood stains that made us look human, which is a concept that I cannot commend highly enough!

Eat, bathe, plan the day, meditate on an image of painful things happening to Pride, sleep, dream about painful things happening to Pride, wake up in the absence of any assassins or prisons.

Sneak out with some of the supply deliveries and buy some makeup. If anyone asks, we were wearing something we found at the market, which is technically true : ).
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« Reply #492 on: July 12, 2010, 10:18:08 am »

That was a terrible joke. I approve!

I agree we are just not clean, and will continue to believe this until the color doesn't come off. And even then I won't sanction eating people.

Blood-drinking on the other hand, if the giver is willing and we don't kill with it, I may be okay with. And only with Koles, because he's probably the only one we could trust to do that with.

If we ever get time, we should perform a hostile take-over of the kitchens, and teach the cooks how to freakin' cook. It may earn us some respect from the other technomancers.
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Re: They told me I could be anything...
« Reply #493 on: July 12, 2010, 10:50:04 am »

As much as I hate to perpetuate the traditional gender roles, this

If we ever get time, we should perform a hostile take-over of the kitchens, and teach the cooks how to freakin' cook.

Also, I agree with Rickvoid on the blood drinking; if Euro agrees, but ONLY then. Considering you gain your powers from what you eat, and Euro has the ability to be basically divine, well... ;)
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« Reply #494 on: July 12, 2010, 12:15:20 pm »

Not about gender roles for me. I'm the main cook in my family, and I'm a dude. I just can't stand people who think incredibly bland food is okay. Blech.
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