Been playing for a decent while and I think I have enough of a basic understanding to avoid Fun. Well, at least for a little while... The fact I'm still figuring out hospitals shouldn't affect mortality at all!
Hope you enjoy my fumbling around, and if you want a dorf just post preferred name/gender/profession and I'll adjust accordingly.
Journal Entry: 1st Granite 1051Well, it's a lovely spring day and all is well. We've arrived at our WONDERFULLY picturesque destination and have begun to set up our preliminary dig sites. The fact I'm seeing red has absolutely nothing to do with bureaucratic incompetence and everything to do with THE WORTHLESS DIRT SURROUNDING ME. It's a good thing I had the foresight to grab some wood because there's nary a tree in sight, nor a drop of water to be seen.
Yes. Groovedbells is off to a perfect start. At least those camels in the distance should be good eating.
*Ahem* Anyway. Our noble masters in the Enchanted Hall wanted an outpost setup, and since nobody in their right minds would voluntarily come to this benighted wasteland, they gave the job to us "hardened criminals." (It wasn't my fault the damn cat belonged to a baron... shouldn't have been eating my steak... ). Seven of us were chosen:
"Blade" Uzolamud (me) as expedition leader ("Crime": Murder most foule. Of a noble's cat. )
"Flame Muffin" Zuglarlular as our miner and mason (Crime: Public indecency in the form of some rather interesting lewd statues)
"Randall" Izegiteb as our architect and carpenter ( Crime: Offending visiting elven dignitaries. He should have got a medal in my opinion.)
"Ast" Ducimesdar as our stoneworker and mechanic (Crime: Vandalising public property. I saw some of her engravings and agree that it is indeed a crime. )
"Omnigrue" Tamolzulban as our hunter/trapper (Crime: Unmentionable deeds with an elk )
"Silo" Momuzor as our general craftsdwarf (Crime: Theft and damage of private property. Apparently in a fit of artistic jealousy. )
And finally "Peasant" Ducimesdar as our farmer and gatherer. (Crime: Public indecency. Wanted to "be clothed only as nature intended." Filthy elf lover too I bet. )
And that's the lot of us. I suppose we should be grateful to be spared the tender mercies of the Hammerer but I find it hard to feel any gratitude at the moment.
Wait... WHAT THE? "GOOBALLS?" What idiot went and engraved our outpost's name wrong on the records?! AST!
(No pics for now as all the imagehosts I try appear to be blocked or something, will get that up tonight :/ )