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[Grakelin]

He never said years.

It never says that Humpty Dumpty is an egg, either.

[Heron TSG]

Humpty Dumpty is an egg? I thought he was a human.

[Dwarf]

It's creepy stuff like that which makes old houses awesome.

[Jreengus]

I thought he was a cannon.

[Nikov]

I could tell what was in the mirror by the time I was 14, it's the rest of you who must be mentally handicapped.

I still don't get it...who is that guy!?

A really good-looking stalker.

@Nikov: Plumbing schlumbing, how's the electricity? Your house sounds as if it would still have cloth insulators around the wires...

There's not a grounded wire in the house and the entire slew of conventional sockets and bulbs are all on the same breaker, with the fuse box in the basement directly under the leaky bathroom and a vent which drips condensation. Over a dirt floor. In the corner of the house with a crumbling foundation wall. And did I mention asbetos radiator pipes which aren't used but uninsulated hot water pipes? HUUUUURR.

NEVER LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND BUY A HOUSE WITHOUT YOUR MANLIEST INSPECTIONS.

[Jackrabbit]

He never said years.

It never says that Humpty Dumpty is an egg, either.

I never thought about that. Huh.

So wait, are you saying it's self-evident that you meant months or that it really did take you 14 years to figure out what was in the mirror?

[Grakelin]

It didn't take me 14 years, I was just able to do it by then.

Hey, can you tell me what you see in this portable window?

[Siquo]

There's not a grounded wire in the house and the entire slew of conventional sockets and bulbs are all on the same breaker, with the fuse box in the basement directly under the leaky bathroom and a vent which drips condensation. Over a dirt floor. In the corner of the house with a crumbling foundation wall. And did I mention asbetos radiator pipes which aren't used but uninsulated hot water pipes? HUUUUURR.

NEVER LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND BUY A HOUSE WITHOUT YOUR MANLIEST INSPECTIONS.

Dude, sell it. Or is that the de-facto standard of housing where you live? No offense meant, but I don't know where you live.

And as for your GF: WHY MAN, WHY DID YOU LET HER?!?!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Well, nothing to be done about it now but use your MANERGY to improve the house.

[Jackrabbit]

MANERGY

Use it to buy MAN HOUSES. MOUSES. But not those pussy regular mice. These mice have balls TWICE THE SIZE OF THEIR OWN BODY. And are situated in MUCH SOUGHT AFTER PRIME LOCATIONS.

RARARARAGH

[subject name here]

have a sausage, boy

[Nikov]

There's not a grounded wire in the house and the entire slew of conventional sockets and bulbs are all on the same breaker, with the fuse box in the basement directly under the leaky bathroom and a vent which drips condensation. Over a dirt floor. In the corner of the house with a crumbling foundation wall. And did I mention asbetos radiator pipes which aren't used but uninsulated hot water pipes? HUUUUURR.

NEVER LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND BUY A HOUSE WITHOUT YOUR MANLIEST INSPECTIONS.

Dude, sell it. Or is that the de-facto standard of housing where you live? No offense meant, but I don't know where you live.

And as for your GF: WHY MAN, WHY DID YOU LET HER?!?!

You kidding? Two thousand square feet for $75,000? I can live with asbestos. And I let her because we were engaged. Wasn't my girlfriend.

Probably should correct that. Meh.

Anyway, good news everyone! My son is only two weeks old and has already reached up to grasp hanging rings above his bouncing seat. Additionally he will completely turn himself around in bed and can raise his head up. My mother is referring to him as Samson given his incredible strength at this age. Meanwhile my daughter has learned how to turn off the surge protector to my computer and recieved a very sternly enforced nap. She is also walking all over the place since we got home from the hospital, which helps out quite a bit.

[Siquo]

That is... more than twice my house for almost 1/4 of the price.
Wow.

Yes, computer on/off and power-interruption buttons have a magnetic quality to little girls, that increases the longer you wait with saving your work......

 

[Nikov]

That is... more than twice my house for almost 1/4 of the price.
Wow.

I'm starting to realize why some people think you can't live on minimum wage. Do you live in a city or developed coastal area, by chance?

[Aqizzar]

That is... more than twice my house for almost 1/4 of the price.
Wow.

I'm starting to realize why some people think you can't live on minimum wage. Do you live in a city or developed coastal area, by chance?

Yeah, $7.50 an hour at 40 hours a week is $15000 a year before tax.  That is technically above the poverty line, but nowhere near enough for a person to live on in places like cities with high cost-of-living.  Crunching the numbers, around Dallas where I live, for one person to get an efficiency apartment, all the costs of owning a car, and cheap eating is still like $25000, after tax.