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Bad.

Worse.

Worser.

Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

[Strange guy]

Say "Shut down 000142" in case he is a voice activated robot. (He's probably not)

[USEC_OFFICER]

Your mind is full of witty and not-so-witty things to say, but before you get a chance, you realize that the gun 000142 is holding is shaking.  This strikes you as odd because the gun was always pointed at you rock steady the entire time. 000142 is clearly shaking now, his arms vibrating slightly. His face has a odd expression to it, half anger, half confusion. He drops the gun before collasping to the ground.

His head explodes.

You notice the helicopter rise above the treeline, before turning and flying away. Your limbs seem to have healed a bit, enough to start crawling around. You consider what to do, after picking up the pistol. A weapon is always useful.

Health: 1/15

Inv: Nothing

Equipment: Kevlar Uniform (Tatters)
                Colt Army Pistol (?/8)

[Ochita]

Check clip, see if the bodys organic or not

[Diablous]

Let's investigate the body. Find out why his head went blew up.

[Tack]

check clip, steal uniform.

[Cheddarius]

Eat him.

[xtank5]

Eat him.

Nooooooo.  What if the humans are watching.  Doubtless they would record it and use it against us if we ever returned to base/were captured.

[Cheddarius]

We're at 1/15 HP, we need healing.
And... seriously? If they had agents with hidden cameras watching from behind every bush, we'd be long dead anyway.

[xtank5]

What about unmanned drones?


Meh. How about, take a look around, if you don't see any humans, helicopters, planes, or drones, eat away.  Else, take just the uniform.

[Cheddarius]

That's exactly my point. If they have drones, why are they bothering to send this incompetent guy? Why don't they just blow us to pieces with the push of a button?

[xtank5]

Which brings us to why didn't they just blow up the smithy with an air-strike?  Maybe they want to save ammo/fuel?  Just because you have air superiority does not mean you have to use it for blowing stuff up.  You can also use it for intelligence.

[Cheddarius]

Frankly, I find it pretty ridiculous that there would be such a discrepancy in ability. Under your envisioning of the situation, they have unmanned drones, but they are so stingy with fuel and ammunition and so poor that instead of destroying a smithy from the air, they send people in literally armed with swords to blow it up; then they are suddenly so rich that they are able to send the same drones just to monitor the dietary habits of one zombie in the crew that they sent. And, presumably, all the others as well. Why would they do this? As you said, if they really had drones, why didn't they blow up the smithy instead of monitoring us? Why did they want to conserve fuel in the context of the smithy but then waste it extravagantly just to spy on one of their own men? I think the more likely situation is that they have no drones; I think that's clear from how ill-equipped and incompetent the military was in destroying the smithy.

[xtank5]

Meh.

How about, take a look around, if you don't see any humans, helicopters, planes, or drones, eat away.  Else, take just the uniform.

I don't really get what is going on but we should probably focus on survival, short and long term.

[RAM]

Eat the guy, but savour the taste, we may learn something about why he exploded...

[ibot66]

Eat guy, unless mettalic, then try to contact other zombies.