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Tack

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Remember the five Ws
« Reply #225 on: July 13, 2010, 06:34:38 pm »
"I wonder what a person would have smelt like after being cured of Zombiism. Or... Almost cured"


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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Remember the five Ws
« Reply #226 on: July 13, 2010, 08:06:39 pm »
Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuunnn...
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Remember the five Ws
« Reply #227 on: July 13, 2010, 08:19:27 pm »
Quote from: Tack on July 13, 2010, 06:34:38 pm
"I wonder what a person would have smelt like after being cured of Zombiism. Or... Almost cured"


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He looks at you like you are an idiot. "What the hell are you talking about?"

Feeling sad ending this now. i.e. He was never a zombie.

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Remember the five Ws
« Reply #228 on: July 13, 2010, 08:23:38 pm »
Ask him what deodorant/shampoo/soap he uses.  That might be the cause of the funny smell.
Who
What
When
Where
Why

Ask him Who he is.
Keep pushing on the "How am I a traitor?" front.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Remember the five Ws
« Reply #229 on: July 13, 2010, 08:25:52 pm »
Quote from: xtank5 on July 13, 2010, 08:23:38 pm
Ask him what deodorant/shampoo/soap he uses.  That might be the cause of the funny smell.

You would still be able to smell human, it's very obvious, even under something else.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Remember the five Ws
« Reply #230 on: July 13, 2010, 08:29:14 pm »
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Ask him Who he is.
Keep pushing on the "How am I a traitor?" front.

Maybe he's the bastard child of a zombie and human somehow??? :-\
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Remember the five Ws
« Reply #231 on: July 13, 2010, 09:43:10 pm »
Maybe they are a super-hero... Or a were-raccoon...

"Our orders were to get in here and destroy the factory. If I were a traitor I would have just warned them and made my escape. We got in, blew up the target, not that it looked like much of a factory, and got blown up in the process. If you don't believe me take a look at the sword wounds, we fought to the death for this mission and you are accusing me of being a traitor. If this mission wasn't sanctioned then take it up with our superiors..."
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Remember the five Ws
« Reply #232 on: July 14, 2010, 09:07:39 am »
They will still say you are a traitor. Your superiors sent him to kill you.

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Say hello to 000142.
« Reply #233 on: July 14, 2010, 09:10:15 am »
"Just tell me, before you shoot, what is your name."

A look of confidence appears on his face. He knows this for sure, unlike the tricky questions you have been throwing at him. "Fine, when you get to hell, tell Satan that 000142 sent you."


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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Say hello to 000142.
« Reply #234 on: July 14, 2010, 09:14:52 am »
Or a clone?

Ask him how he was named.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Say hello to 000142.
« Reply #235 on: July 14, 2010, 09:48:40 am »
Tell him you are a buddist, and you take offense to that comment.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Say hello to 000142.
« Reply #236 on: July 14, 2010, 09:50:40 am »
Tell him when you get to hell you're going to fucking EAT satan, and then come after him.

Don't take the above comment seriously.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Say hello to 000142.
« Reply #237 on: July 14, 2010, 01:42:30 pm »
Tell him you're not going to hell.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Say hello to 000142.
« Reply #238 on: July 14, 2010, 01:45:23 pm »
"So you have no life huh.. Just like me but I am free unlike you! See the world around us! One Zombie makes no difference! "
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: Say hello to 000142.
« Reply #239 on: July 14, 2010, 07:31:21 pm »
"Wow, that is a corny line, did they force you to memorise those or did they actually bother to teach you religion?"
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Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!
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