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Bad.

Worse.

Worser.

Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

[ibot66]

thank whatever god controls gaming I noticed that. now, OMG GTFO!!!!!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Everyone stops as soon as the beeping is heard. Someone yells, "RUN!", but everyone is already running. You reach the door as the charges go off, sending you flying. You land in a hail of debris, your Kevlar Uniform filled with holes, your legs and arms broken, a spike rising half a meter through your chest. Zombies are running everywhere, trying to put out the many fires. One of them sees you, sets your bones, and gives you some food. He leaves, promising to come back. You smell some humans arriving. Every other zombie smells it too, and they begin moving away, collecting arms and amour. Moans rise as the zombies catch sight of the humans. Soon, you are alone.

But not alone as you want to be. A black helicopter lands nearby, in the woods. A black-clad human quickly arrives. You notice that he smells different somehow. He pulls a pistol out, pointing it at you. "Time to die, scum." he says. Even if you had the strength, he is too far away to hit or bite. But he isn't too close to talk...

Health: 0/15

Inv: Nothing

Equipment: Kevlar Uniform (Tatters)

[Ochita]

Stop! I work with what remains of the human civilisation!

[xtank5]

Notice how I'm wearing Kevlar?  I'm on your side, I only wanted to help.

[Cheddarius]

Tell him your squad number, what army base you came from, any identification you had.

[Diablous]

Tell him your squad number, what army base you came from, any identification you had.

This.

[Ninteen45]

Tell him your squad number, what army base you came from, any identification you had.

This.

He'll still shoot you, but do it to buy time.

[Cheddarius]

I think it sounds pretty reasonable. I mean, if you're about to shoot this guy and suddenly he says, "No, wait, I'm a private first class from Camp McQuiade, I'm in USASOC, 7th Reanimated Regiment, etc., serving under Commander such-and-such, just go call him, he'll tell you, my name is Fred, etc.", you're more liable to believe him, yeah? Those are some pretty good  and specific credentials, and one call is all it takes to verify you.

[maxicaxi]

I think it sounds pretty reasonable. I mean, if you're about to shoot this guy and suddenly he says, "No, wait, I'm a private first class from Camp McQuiade, I'm in USASOC, 7th Reanimated Regiment, etc., serving under Commander such-and-such, just go call him, he'll tell you, my name is Fred, etc.", you're more liable to believe him, yeah? Those are some pretty good  and specific credentials, and one call is all it takes to verify you.

this

[Strange guy]

Of course that working assumes that the guy is working for the same people as us, and I'm not sure he is. Still there isn't much we could do if he isn't.

[Ochita]

Well he did smell different. "Are you human, or... Other?"

[USEC_OFFICER]

I think it sounds pretty reasonable. I mean, if you're about to shoot this guy and suddenly he says, "No, wait, I'm a private first class from Camp McQuiade, I'm in USASOC, 7th Reanimated Regiment, etc., serving under Commander such-and-such, just go call him, he'll tell you, my name is Fred, etc.", you're more liable to believe him, yeah? Those are some pretty good  and specific credentials, and one call is all it takes to verify you.

Tell him your squad number, what army base you came from, any identification you had.

Notice how I'm wearing Kevlar?  I'm on your side, I only wanted to help.

Stop! I work with what remains of the human civilisation!

He laughs. "Good, I didn't want to kill the wrong zombie," he says, his voice obviously dripping with sarcasm.

Well he did smell different. "Are you human, or... Other?"

"What the hell do you mean?"

Health: 0/15

Inv: Nothing

Equipment: Kevlar Uniform (Tatters)

(The poll is tied. Just realized that.)

[Cheddarius]

Say, "Listen. You want to kill zombies? I'll kill zombies. I killed them, just now, in that smelter. How many? Twenty? Thirty? A hundred? If your goal is to kill zombies, let me live."

[USEC_OFFICER]

His sarcasm means that he was sent to kill you. Thought it was obvious.

[Cheddarius]

Ohhhh.
PUNCH HIM IN THE NUTS