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How worse will you think this will get?

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Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

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Criptfeind

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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 4
« Reply #150 on: July 05, 2010, 07:35:38 pm »
Let do what the over one thousand year immortal being wants us to do, he cant be wrong right?
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ibot66

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« Reply #151 on: July 05, 2010, 08:25:02 pm »
Whos immortal?
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Ninteen45

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« Reply #152 on: July 06, 2010, 02:11:16 am »
Kill the enemies, do your mission, and act suprised when you are rewarded a bullet to the head by the humans who used you.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 4
« Reply #153 on: July 06, 2010, 02:07:23 pm »
Quote from: Ninteen45 on July 06, 2010, 02:11:16 am
Kill the enemies, do your mission, and act suprised when you are rewarded a bullet to the head by the humans who used you.

What ever made you think that?

Seems like we will attack, attack we will!
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 3
« Reply #154 on: July 06, 2010, 02:12:47 pm »
You try to go on the offensive, charging, shooting, pistol whipping, reloading. You can't find a way to rinse, but you do repeat. There is a slight problem. Namely that they out-number you by around ten to one. Forced back, you eventually feel stone on your back. Looking up, you see that you actually have your back to the furance. It's awfully tall.

Health: 9/15

Inv: Five meat rations (+2 health).
      Map of the area.

Equipment: Kevlar Uniform
                Protective Helmet
                Army Colt .45 (3/8)
                Combat Sword

(PS: Read 1000 times! Yah for me! (and everybody who read it!))
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« Reply #155 on: July 06, 2010, 02:25:07 pm »
Screw it, if you keep attacking, you won't live long enough to be betrayed by the humans. Surrender.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 3
« Reply #156 on: July 06, 2010, 02:38:54 pm »
Stab sword in, watch magma and heat save you
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« Reply #157 on: July 06, 2010, 02:41:05 pm »
surrender. hope they wont kill you. if they try to, fight back.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 3
« Reply #158 on: July 06, 2010, 02:51:38 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on July 06, 2010, 02:38:54 pm
Stab sword in, watch magma and heat save you
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« Reply #159 on: July 06, 2010, 07:33:01 pm »
Surrender.

Quote from: Diablous on July 06, 2010, 02:51:38 pm
Quote from: Ochita on July 06, 2010, 02:38:54 pm
Stab sword in, watch magma and heat save you
By "save", do you mean "incinerate?"
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« Reply #160 on: July 06, 2010, 07:52:08 pm »
Quote from: ibot66 on July 05, 2010, 08:25:02 pm
Whos immortal?

Ched.

Quote from: penguify on July 06, 2010, 07:33:01 pm
Surrender.

Quote from: Diablous on July 06, 2010, 02:51:38 pm
Quote from: Ochita on July 06, 2010, 02:38:54 pm
Stab sword in, watch magma and heat save you
By "save", do you mean "incinerate?"

We are a zombie, some would think death to be a blessing.
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« Reply #161 on: July 06, 2010, 07:59:06 pm »
However, we are not one of those types of zombies. I mean, it's not like zombies are real tough to kill. If we wanted to die we have a gun with which to self-headshot.
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« Reply #162 on: July 06, 2010, 09:16:41 pm »
HURL THEM INTO THE FIERY INFERNO
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« Reply #163 on: July 06, 2010, 09:20:48 pm »
Quote from: Cheddarius on July 06, 2010, 09:16:41 pm
HURL THEM INTO THE FIERY INFERNO
ALL OF THEM

It's 10:1, so only 20 zeds to kill. Right? Riiiiiight????
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Re: Anti-Zombie Apocalyspe: 3
« Reply #164 on: July 06, 2010, 09:35:10 pm »
DO EET!!

Be sure to say something witty while doing so such as "See you in HELL!" or "How about instead of rotting you just F*CKING BURN!"
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