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Bad.

Worse.

Worser.

Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

[Hugehead]

act dead so they will leave us alone

[Phantom]

Hold up hands in "I surrender" position. Try to look frightened.

Shout: "I'm on your side!" first,though.

And in case they believe it, we're going after some pharmaceutical companies...

[USEC_OFFICER]

You shout "I'm on your side!", and slowly raise you hands above your head. You look into the barrels of the five guardsmen. Luckily, they seem to understand you, and one of them mutters something into a headset. Soon, a black helicopter lands, and you quickly climb in. The trip is done is awkward silence, your two guards ("It's a precaution.") trying hard not to look at you. Probably because you have a half-rotten face.

After several hours, you land at a military base. You are hustled into a room, with a single blub, and no doubt a one-way mirror. You sit in the only chair in the room, though without any handcuffs. ("Trust works both ways.") Two men in black suits come in and begin ask you questions about a man named Dave. You have no idea who this man is, but you quickly realize that he is in the head of some government, fighting the military. Oddly, the men seem surprised that you know nothing of Dave, and move off to the side, talking in whispers. However, with zombie hearing, you can easily tell what they are talking about, which is whether you can be trusted or not.

Health: 8/10

Inv: None. (Yes, they took your stuff. Don't be so surprised.)

Equipment: "I'm a good zombie, don't shoot me." T-shirt
                Pants

[Phantom]

Sit contently.

[Virex]

Rip out spleen and offer it to the guards as an offer of appeasement.

[Cheddarius]

Tell them you can act as an interpreter and tell them what the zombies are saying.

[wolfchild]

Look for ways to be a bastard

[RedWarrior0]

Tell them you can act as an interpreter and tell them what the zombies are saying.

[Acanthus117]

Tell them you can act as an interpreter and tell them what the zombies are saying.

Also, say that all we want is to be human again.

[Phantom]

Tell them you can act as an interpreter and tell them what the zombies are saying.

Also, say that all we want is to be human again.

But still sit contently.

[Strife26]

Sit contently.

[xtank5]

Sit contentedly.
When the men return to talk to us some more, suggest that we act as a translator for zombie-human relations.
Also suggest that we don't like being a zombie and want to be human again. 

[USEC_OFFICER]

You sit contently. When the men turn around, you offer to be a zombie-human translator, and relate how you want to become human again. They then go back into the corner for a bit, where they quickly decide they can trust you. They begin telling you about who this Dave is. Turns out you aren't the only smart zombie (You figured that already.), and that Dave and the government both have these zombies working for them. They kinda skirt around what Dave's government is trying to do, except for the fact that they oppose their goverment. They also offer you a job, working with their goverment as a commando unit. One of the perks is that they will turn you human again, once they figure out how to.

Health: 8/10

Inv: None.

Equipment: "I'm a good zombie, don't shoot me." T-shirt
                 Pants

[Phantom]

Sure, as long as they execute or deport the goddamn bastards that started this.

[wolfchild]

accept, without provisos