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Bad.

Worse.

Worser.

Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

[magwebster]

Begin singing "Get out of my way" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ZICDgcqnc and raving.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Dreading the horrible taste, you crawl up to the guy and begin to eat him. Surprisingly (or not) he actually tastes good. Well, better than your average human.

You check the clip. Only one bullet? You are actually are not that surprised. You strip him of his uniform and use it to replace your tattered one.

Also, you check what used to be his head. Seems that it wasn't boom, headshot, but boom, explosive device planted in your head. It would help explain why they didn't kill you when he failed.

You unsteadily rise to your feet. The sounds of battle have died off. It won't be long till the zombies come back. Now what?

Health: 2/15

Inv: Nothing

Equipment: Kevlar Uniform
                Colt Army Pistol (1/8)

[xtank5]

Abscond.

[Cheddarius]

Have we eaten him all? Did we only get 1 health? Will we gradually get more as he is digested?

[RAM]

Steal a motorcycle and head out onto the road, becoming a lone defender of justice for zombie and survivor alike.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Have we eaten him all? Did we only get 1 health? Will we gradually get more as he is digested?

Yes, you will. Disgestion takes time, even for supercells.

Steal a motorcycle and head out onto the road, becoming a lone defender of justice for zombie and survivor alike.

Slight problem: You can't see a motorcycle.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Abscond.

You decide that it's best to leave. Quickly. Especially after shooting that zombie in the face. He was going to prevent you from leaving.

After running around in the forest for a while. You sit down and think about where to go, and what you are looking for exactly. West are the humans, east are the zombies. North and south will contain a bunch of little towns and villages. You munch a bit on 000142's arm. You need to heal a bit.

Health: 10/15

Inv: Colt Army Pistol (0/8)
       000142's arm (+2 health) (4/5)

Equipment: Kevlar Uniform

[Ochita]

Wait for ourselves to heal. in the meantime search for things like food, berrys and eat them. Either we heal faster or we get poisoned and then we spit it out from our eyes

[Cheddarius]

We're not Dan.

[RAM]

Assemble an army of zombie-bears!

[maxicaxi]

Assemble an army of zombie-bears!

[Cheddarius]

Oh come on.
Go to the zombies. Apologize and tell them you've seen the light and want to be on their side.

[RAM]

I think we burned our bridges there, but there are more zombies to the West, or was it East, meh...

[ibot66]

Yeah, we should try and find more zombies.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Quickly discarding an idea to get zombie-bears (They'll probably just knock your head off anyways) You decide to head east, to find the zombies and join them, since the humans have betrayed you. You wait a bit before starting east, so you can heal a bit more.

For the next few days, you walk eastward nonstop. Through forests and over hills, avoiding any humans you find. If you remember correctly, it will take around a week or two of non-stop walking to reach a zombie city. As the Rockies slowly descend from view, the amount of humans you encounter slowly decreases as well.

One day, you hear the unmistakable sound of moaning. You follow it to its source, which are several zombies, decked out with body armour and weapons. You hesitate, wondering how they will react you your arrival. They look kinda serious to you, like they are on a mission. An important one.

Health: 15/15

Inv: Colt Army Pistol (0/8)
       000142's arm (+2 health) (4/5)

Equipment: Kevlar Uniform