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[C4lv1n]

Please read the whole post.

Anyone sufficiently intelligent enough should be able to realize that Toady One doesn't exist. There's only ever been a couple of pictures of him ever on the internet. Those pictures are of an actor. Any sufficiently intelligent enough should also be able to realize that the donation money is not really going to Toady, it's going to the Taliban so they can buy the materials to make bombs. Finally, Dwarf Fortress isn't really a game, it, and this internet message board, are really social experiments. They are collecting information on our ethics, ways of doing things, and our practice of eugenics. They are using this information to train a new generation of sleeper agents, to blend into the western way of life. Years after they integrate into our society they will use the constant revenue of the "donations" to build bombs, which they will use to destroy the CN tower, the Statue of Liberty, and The White House.

This statement is impossible to disprove, what I have said is true. Anyone that disagrees is naive, do you really think that Dwarf Fortress is the work of one man?

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Obviously, I'm not serious. What I'm trying to show is how impossible it is to disprove pretty much any conspiracy theory. The moon landnig is a very good example, anyone that disagrees is stupid, any witnesses are bribed, and any proof is fabricated. So let's pretend that this isn't here, and let's see if you can disprove what I've said?

Also, if Toady, Three Toe, or any other mod is looking at this, I'm not serious, and I'm not trying to get people not to donate, this was just the first conspiracy theory that I could come up with.

[Org]

THIS IS WHAT CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[Earthquake Damage]

Lock this thread immediately.  Never before have I seen a thread won in one reply.  It must be preserved for posterity.

[Vester]

That reminds me of that time during the McCain v Bush thing, where someone (I forget who) was basically saying that McCain had fathered an illegitimate Asian child. He was interviewed, and the interviewer said, and I paraphrase, "There is no evidence that John McCain has ever fathered an illegitimate Asian child."

The guy said, "That's a universal negative and impossible to prove."

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Yes. Yes, universal negatives are impossible to prove. But that whole thing was just silly.

[C4lv1n]

THIS IS WHAT CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

What do you mean "actually believe", it's all true!

[ein]

No, you're wrong because the money is going directly to Joe Lieberman.

[C4lv1n]

I mean seriously, try to disprove this, you can't

[nenjin]

It's just as hard to disprove a conspiracy theory as it is for them to prove anything.

Hurray. Balance is restored. If there's any actual merit to the fact a theory can't be proven or disproven, it's the equivalent of a kid windmilling in the playground going "nuh uh! nuh uh!"

Don't be that guy.

[Org]

THIS IS WHAT CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

What do you mean "actually believe", it's all true!

Its a Meme.

[Realmfighter]

Pfft. Of course your wrong.

Who would ever want to destroy the CN tower?

[Phmcw]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1889#comic
Is there still anything to say?

[Earthquake Damage]

Who would ever want to destroy the CN tower?

There's a tower in Toronto that controls people's minds!

[Realmfighter]

And they control every nuke in the world from the top of the tower!

A few degrees from relevance

[Vester]

And they control every nuke in the world from the top of the tower!

gasp

Nukes have minds?

[Realmfighter]

ITS ALL A PLOT THAT THE BASTARDS ENGINEERED FROM THE START.