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Anyone sufficiently intelligent enough should be able to realize that Toady One doesn't exist. There's only ever been a couple of pictures of him ever on the internet. Those pictures are of an actor. Any sufficiently intelligent enough should also be able to realize that the donation money is not really going to Toady, it's going to the Taliban so they can buy the materials to make bombs. Finally, Dwarf Fortress isn't really a game, it, and this internet message board, are really social experiments. They are collecting information on our ethics, ways of doing things, and our practice of eugenics. They are using this information to train a new generation of sleeper agents, to blend into the western way of life. Years after they integrate into our society they will use the constant revenue of the "donations" to build bombs, which they will use to destroy the CN tower, the Statue of Liberty, and The White House.
This statement is impossible to disprove, what I have said is true. Anyone that disagrees is naive, do you really think that Dwarf Fortress is the work of one man?
Obviously, I'm not serious. What I'm trying to show is how impossible it is to disprove pretty much any conspiracy theory. The moon landnig is a very good example, anyone that disagrees is stupid, any witnesses are bribed, and any proof is fabricated. So let's pretend that this isn't here, and let's see if you can disprove what I've said?
Also, if Toady, Three Toe, or any other mod is looking at this, I'm not serious, and I'm not trying to get people not to donate, this was just the first conspiracy theory that I could come up with.