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Author Topic: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.  (Read 15568 times)

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Anyone sufficiently intelligent enough should be able to realize that Toady One doesn't exist. There's only ever been a couple of pictures of him ever on the internet. Those pictures are of an actor. Any sufficiently intelligent enough should also be able to realize that the donation money is not really going to Toady, it's going to the Taliban so they can buy the materials to make bombs. Finally, Dwarf Fortress isn't really a game, it, and this internet message board, are really social experiments. They are collecting information on our ethics, ways of doing things, and our practice of eugenics. They are using this information to train a new generation of sleeper agents, to blend into the western way of life. Years after they integrate into our society they will use the constant revenue of the "donations" to build bombs, which they will use to destroy the CN tower, the Statue of Liberty, and The White House.

This statement is impossible to disprove, what I have said is true. Anyone that disagrees is naive, do you really think that Dwarf Fortress is the work of one man?

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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2010, 08:06:40 pm »

THIS IS WHAT CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2010, 08:07:56 pm »

Lock this thread immediately.  Never before have I seen a thread won in one reply.  It must be preserved for posterity.
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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2010, 08:08:11 pm »

That reminds me of that time during the McCain v Bush thing, where someone (I forget who) was basically saying that McCain had fathered an illegitimate Asian child. He was interviewed, and the interviewer said, and I paraphrase, "There is no evidence that John McCain has ever fathered an illegitimate Asian child."

The guy said, "That's a universal negative and impossible to prove."

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Yes. Yes, universal negatives are impossible to prove. But that whole thing was just silly.
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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2010, 08:08:31 pm »

THIS IS WHAT CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
What do you mean "actually believe", it's all true!
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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2010, 08:09:22 pm »

No, you're wrong because the money is going directly to Joe Lieberman.

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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2010, 08:11:12 pm »

I mean seriously, try to disprove this, you can't
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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2010, 08:11:32 pm »

It's just as hard to disprove a conspiracy theory as it is for them to prove anything.

Hurray. Balance is restored. If there's any actual merit to the fact a theory can't be proven or disproven, it's the equivalent of a kid windmilling in the playground going "nuh uh! nuh uh!"

Don't be that guy.
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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2010, 08:11:43 pm »

THIS IS WHAT CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
What do you mean "actually believe", it's all true!
Its a Meme.
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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2010, 08:17:18 pm »

Pfft. Of course your wrong.

Who would ever want to destroy the CN tower?
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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2010, 08:23:06 pm »

And they control every nuke in the world from the top of the tower!

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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2010, 08:24:29 pm »

And they control every nuke in the world from the top of the tower!

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Nukes have minds?
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Re: Toady One doesn't exist, the donation money is funding the Taliban.
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2010, 08:25:24 pm »

ITS ALL A PLOT THAT THE BASTARDS ENGINEERED FROM THE START.
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